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624 - Valhalla Whining (5/2/22) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-03 03:55:50
Imported:
2022-05

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Fighting suppression from Joe Brandon’s Ministry of Truth, the boys go berserker to bravely take on the dual enemies of Dark MAGA and reactionary article-slingers who dare ask, “are all films actually fash?”

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Nolan

Cheeseburger in Valhalla 😎.

justDave

If we did live in viking times, Will would be a monk in Lindesfarm

Anonymous

I agree Midsommar is anti-boyfriend propaganda but I think Ari does a good job of establishing the rules of that world. In the context of the story he has to die for her to be reborn in this new life. Arson in a bear suit is a tough fate tho. The coroner probably had to customize the paperwork.

Anonymous

*FACT CHECK ALERT* *FACT CHECK ALERT* The song that Nina Janckowitz sings in that clip refers to solving the "mystery of the egg". The egg is actually a large golden egg, given to the competitors in the Triwizard Tournament as a clue to help them prepare for the Second Task. The egg is, in this case, an actual egg, not a metaphor for the tactically vaginal perimeter, as Felix postulated. *END OF FACT CHECK* *END OF FACT CHECK*

Anonymous

Cum. -[edit: cum]

Philipp K

That Guardian article was the film criticism equivalent of thinking mayonnaise is too spicy.

justDave

Erik the Viking- now thats a fukn movie- EARTHA KITT IS THE SHIT!

David Cox

Zizek says wearing horns was an 19th century invention of Wagnerian opera - the original Vikings never did it. So even Q Shaman has it wrong, if he's trying to evoke that shit.

Ryan McMullen

I came here exclusively to see if the Nina Janckowitz Horny Harry Potter link would be in the show description and am sorely disappointed. Google is only showing me a Breitbart link—horseshoe theory in action!

Robert

30 minutes in and this is the dumbest shit movie I’ve ever seen. Lmfao