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Hope you all had a Merry Christmas, we're back and in this episode we unwrap our present: Steven Seagal's new novel "The Way of the Shadow Wolves." We read the preface and first chapter and then try to make our way through Megan McArdle's 14th annual kitchen gift guide without self-harming.


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Reece Coren

matts laugh at the snake part almost killed me I laughed so hard

Michael Bloomer

Can we please revisit more of this in honor of him becoming special representative for Russian-American relations

Ben Poop

i’m gay

Quinn

Keith Chaput

Hey fellow wolf's, check my patreon out fam

Rich Ranallo

Virgil's right about the cast iron thing; people do freak out about sharp metal implements on cast iron because they think it can scratch the oil film, requiring you to reseason it. But it is a really dumb thing to be that serious about.

John Williams

Man, that Atlantic top 50 is like Jethro Tull beating Metallica back in '89. You are out of touch and do not understand the medium!

skrrt vonnegut

Ah yes, Victor Inox... one of Sebastian Gorka's comrades of the VITEZI REND.

ghvghvgh

I can almost hear Felix's brain going "don't make a metal gear solid reference" when Seagal is rambling about the shaman and the wolf or something

Oat Bran

Holy shit Will, victor inix?

no

matt can never freak out about mispronunciations again after that tristram shandy fuck-up

chris e

So LaRouche/Icke as rewritten by Tom Friedman/Dan Brown with Native Americans as custodians of the True Spirit of America

Ian Epps

lmao mispronouncing saguaro at 2:39

Cooper DeMarse

Hey, so Begay is a very, very common Native American last name. Gotta watch out when trying to joke about stuff like that. <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begay" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begay</a>

Ian Epps

also begay is a pretty common navajo surname

4non06

you could go for their competitor wingrr

Sarah Saunders

It's scary that there were no references or inside jokes in this episode that I did not understand. Matt's rendition was also more Alastair Sim incredibly old school.

Gordon Schmidt

the national banks and international finance is controlled by the most powerful family in the world.... the Wayans brothers

Samjuuul Parnter

Def missed the Rothschild/Catholic church/deep state vibe. Hilarious episode either way!

hamburglar

Mcardle segment was a flop, most of that was pretty reasonable stuff. Even Will seemed to be having a hard time dunking on it and he chose the article. I’d rather she be talking about her preferred kitchen tongs than explaining why burning the poors alive is actually a good thing

Stu Sherman

Chapo turned into a cooking podcast so slowly I hardly noticed.

nathan roberts

you cannot shit "into" an immersion blender, matt. an immersion blender is a external tool

Spencer horne

I’m convinced you guys mispronounce words on purpose as a bit. I have a parrot that learned to speak by watching tv; perhaps he can help you guys with your English.

no

the dry boys are actually owned you can not use a metal spatula on cast iron. wood or silicon only

alexis

Omg who is breathing so loud

James Ayres

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRxhgxH6FUI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRxhgxH6FUI</a>

terry

Fuck the Atlantic

Kyle Schipske

will segal voice could make anything sound ridiculous

Jake

Based on Matt's desire to take a shit IN an immersion blender I have to guess the man just does not cook ever.

David Frenulum

Tired of hearing Felix say the word pu**y for the gazillionth time, he is triggering my ASMR with his speech impediments.

Lance Dobbie

Matt confirmed scrub who never cooks

david

matt is a little bitch

Chris B

Victor-in-an-ox. I'm picturing the rhino scene from Ace Ventura 2.

Thomas Whitehead

checks twitter to see if the username "Mike Thermomix" is taken

oh yut

I’m at the gym right now and corey feldman is on dr oz

LP3

God damn it, Matt

Michael Kelly

so sad that they want to be loved by the Atlantic so bad

Will O'Neill

This is the best episode of Chapo ever