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My first thought was that your husband sounds a bit like a toddler, wouldn’t you say?  The way that he is seemingly unaware of the consequences of his actions certainly suggests a child-like attitude.  Perhaps, then, this is how he should be treated.  He should be shown the command and dominance of a mother-like figure.  Imagine the look on his face when you point out a mess he has made in your home, but instead of nagging him about it, you order him over your knee instead.

I say, take his big-boy underpants.  All of them.  Hide them; burn them if you have to.  Fill his dresser drawer with disposable diapers or those pull-up style training pants.  He can dress however he wants and act however he likes, but no man will act too far out of line when his pants conceal such a shame.

This, in turn, opens up other opportunities for punishment and, ultimately, lessons on how to be a better husband.  Is he acting defiant?  Lock your bathroom doors.  His attitude is sure to change quickly when left with the choice of wetting his pants or showing you the respect that you deserve.

Confidence is key.  Your situation worries me, as I feel that you’ve let this timid man-child walk all over you already, and you’ll have a tough road ahead of you.  But in the end, you will have earned his devotion.  No man perseveres through having his adulthood stripped away without learning a few things about maturity and adulthood.