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After Show: It just kept getting worse. (Patreon)

Published:
2021-07-29 22:07:45
Imported:
2021-07

Content

I can't stand to see so many dead nuggs. 

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After Show: It just kept getting worse.

Comments

Anonymous

Nice phones

Anonymous

Couldn’t find a main video on the DankPods YouTube so I’m watching this now.

Anonymous

Do these normally come out before the main video? More of pre-shows 😜

Anonymous

I find it fun seeing old Siemens stuff, they're still pretty damn prominent in the Substation relay industry and everything, always a fun sight!

Anonymous
>>64720051

I was also searching for the main vid first but I didn't see anything

Anonymous

Those old Nokias were awesome.

Anonymous

Have you thought about learning how to jump old device batteries to get them to turn on?

Kenneth

The weekly struggle of "do i watch the aftershow or the main video first?"

Richard Johnson

Siemens made ace mobiles. The SL45 was one of my favourite phones of all time and the last of the monochrome LCD displays

Anonymous

All of these phones and all of the craigs are on the same level of not good.

Breadcat

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined… jk any extra DankPods content is awesome

Anonymous

the fact the first phone is almost as old as me scares me

Anonymous

Bloody Duck!

Anonymous

I also blame the duck

Anonymous

those nokias buzz when the battery is really low

JokersJuicyAss

Slap the duck, that fuck deserves it

Anonymous

“Do I just buy trash?” Yes, but we love you for it.

Anonymous

If in doubt, blame the duck! 😄

Anonymous

Any news about the Sexy speaker? Please ask James to fix her 🙏

Anonymous

Gotta love old tech!

Anonymous

The duck is always the culprit 👀

Anonymous

Well now there are 2 less Nokia's in this world

Anonymous

Sad that none of them work I kind of wanted to see if any of them could actually connect to a network that's still running

Kim Gaetjens

I might have to dig out my Nokias and see if I can fire them up.....

OzRetrocomp

tbf it takes a serious amount of effort to kill a Nokia 3310, let alone two... well done!

Anonymous

At this point you should just nickname the warehouse "The Dump" :P

Anonymous

A moment of silence for the dead nuggets…

Anonymous

You gotta use the classic Nokia as the new 1-grit, like in all the memes, since the thing doesn't work anyway.

Anonymous

Yes, we pay you to buy junk for your youtube channel. Not the $10,000 version of the freakish ears on a stick.

Anonymous

My first ever phone was a Siemens A50, to this day I never felt any novelty wear off as quick

Anonymous

Blow up the crappy headset with the diablo. Just adapt the mini plug to 3.5mm and then adapt that to 1/4"

Anonymous

I swear Nokias just appear at random in peoples houses. We've lived here since '89 and one showed up in the junk drawer over time and I finally realized, I never owned it and niether did my wife. My theory is someone broke in and put it in there to get rid of it.

Platitudinous

Man, I love these classic bar-shaped phones! Wouldn't mind seeing more of them, even if only to inspire a regrettable shopping spree.

sharpsterx

ive never seen someone so excited about a plug lol

Anonymous

I had the A50 as my first phone as well. Loved the thing

Anonymous
>>64723533

It's the tooth fairy trying to compensate for all those fallen teeth.

Anonymous

You would have been disappointed with the A50 anyway - it was monophonic! The next model up (A51) was the one boasting the polyphonic jams!

ThePotFather

I demand a bonus patreon after show where you read stupid comments for 10 minutes

Anonymous

Awww, he didn't even blow up the nugget phones. He wasn't lying with the title

Anonymous

I don't blame the duck &lt;3

Anonymous

Yes, you buy junk and we watch it. That is what we love.

Anonymous
>>64720125

I make granite counter tops and our cnc router internals are made by Siemens

Anonymous

I can remember my first phone. It was a Siemens A60. Seeing the a50 made me a little bit nostalgic

Anonymous

i was borm 2003. no wonder this is a nugget lol

Anonymous

My first phone was a Siemens a50 🥺

Anonymous

Man I haven't seen that Siemens A50 in such a long time. It was my first phone.

Anonymous

Cool to see my first ever phone, the C200!

Anonymous

And to think, I pay 25pence a week for this 😂😂. Crazy, I didn’t get my first phone until I started secondary school in 2011 😳 some dodgy old Nokia with snake and a fishing game on it 😂. Feel young watching the vid but old reading the comments 😂.

Anonymous

That duck was an innocent bystander and I will not stand for this abuse 😡

Anonymous

It's a shame you couldn't show off your mad snake skillz

Anonymous

"do i just buy junk" well yeah mate that's what I'm paying for is the hilarious trash lmao, but nah fr man love the stuff keep at it!

Anonymous

I was not aware that Siemens made cellphones 😂

Anonymous

Ever thought about getting a bench power supply and hooking up directly to the battery terminals? Might give that crap a last bit of life.

Anonymous

Why don’t you try charging the first Motorola from this video that was in the box over night or at least for several hours because the battery could just be that dead

Nuno Campos

Oh men. An A50! I had one of those! And lost it on a bus 😔 Two videos down memory lane!

Anonymous

"Do I just buy junk? Is that what this cannel is?" Yes and I love you for it. . . . or is that what Garbage Time is?

Anonymous

You do realise… that’s the first few Nokia’s ever destroyed in the history of phones!!!!

Anonymous

What a disappointing after show lmao

Anonymous
>>64728302

Yup they did! Had one when I was younger and, as you can expect it was terrible even back then lol

Anonymous
>>64720332

Watch both at the same time, then each one seperately. True dank-experience

Anonymous

Clearly… you need to use an Apple FireWire charger. 🙂

Anonymous

I wish there was a way to make the old crappy phones work and “live with it for a week”

Anonymous

Dank, I hope that you are doing fine. First, the sexy speaker died, and now this.

Anonymous

Siemens phones were the coolest shit back then next it could share its games via infrared, making you the game master

Anonymous

Yea, YouTube really ain't there to help with things going wrong, I still haven't had the ability to see the Northfield video :P

Anonymous

worst after show ever therefore it is the best after show ever

Anonymous

That was epic! :) love you...

Anonymous

That is no nugget, that bad boy is a tender

Anonymous

Looks a lot like me trying to revive iPods i find in the garbage. 5 stars.

Anonymous

Duck innocent

Anonymous

Heheheheheheh… “Siemens”

Anonymous

Mhhh, deep fried Nokias

YamiSpyro

Common? Never seen it before

Anonymous

Oh man, my very first phone was the Siemens A50 on the right there. I bough one of those light up GSM stickers that would flash when I got an SMS or call.

Anonymous

Justice for the duck

Anonymous

A lot of phones that age will still power up from a USB cable with alligator clips attached to the positive and negative side, bypassing the battery. Looks stinky but it works

Anonymous

Similar to this

Anonymous

https://manualzz.com/doc/24720496/phone-power-up-cable-%E2%80%93-user-instructions---shop

Anonymous

Dankyboi: "Did I just buy junk?... Is this all this channel is?" Me: Yes... and yes 🤣

Anonymous

Please cover the speakerbuds by duolink.

José Jacob

Quite literally, Garbage Time

Anonymous

Also cover the human headphones please. :)

Anonymous

Damn you Duck! ! ! !

Anonymous

Omg that Siemens was the first mobile phone my dad had, I remember he allowed me to play games on it. Best experience ever

Marcel de Jong

I always knew that Duck was up to something. Say No To Ducks, kids

Patrick

Go to Jaycar for all your Nokia battery needs

Anonymous

Quality content

Anonymous

Oh man. All the house burning down jokes gives me a William osman kinda vibe 🥴😂

Anonymous

Wow that brought back memories to the first phone I ever paid for, the Motorolla coke phone. Now that thing was a nugget. Had to collect a bunch of coke labels too for it.

Anonymous

"Do I just buy junk? Is that what this channel is?" Yes. Yes indeed. And I enjoy every single second of it ;D

Anonymous

Havent seen a Siemens A50 in years! My first phone….absolutely brilliant one too

Anonymous

That first motorola is as old as me :)

Anonymous

What amp do you recommend me for the akg k712 pros. I want to listen to them on my phone

Anonymous

What amp do you recommend me for the akg k712 pros. I want to listen to them on my phone

Anonymous

That's more like my time. My Parents had the Nokia and I got a Siemens A50 or A51 in gray. My first ever Mobile Pohonie with a pre paid sim card.

Anonymous

The 2003 one was made in the year I was born

Anonymous

Those are the blackberry's of my age back then.

Anonymous

Oh boy, the Motorola C200 was my very first phone, never thought I’d ever see one on a video.

Anonymous

Some classics, just maybe not the classics people want to remember.

ASBR

I had that Siemens phone and loved it. There was a brief period where Siemens seems to be the best value- the up and comer. Then they just sort of gave up.

Anonymous

Just as I turned on my computer this morning to watch this video, the headphone jack on my monitor died. Either it's that or the DisplayPort cable/ports decided to break, but just on the audio channels. Samson SR850s, this better not have been your fault!

Anonymous

rip all those nuggs

Anonymous

oi m8 this boi said these were better than the air pod pros and pretty cheap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcMQO7ckh3s

Anonymous

Someone on eBay from Russia is selling a set of headphones called iGrados. Sounds perfectly cromulent to me.

Anonymous

rip nuggets :(

Anonymous

How's the sexy speaker doing? :(

Harley

Wonder if there's a store like cashconverters in the US

Nekro

Imagine the fire actually breaking out due to kiwi fruit, sounds very aussie to me

Anonymous

Both my parents had the siemens A50! What a beast!!

Anonymous

This is so sad 😔

Anonymous

Would be helpful to have a like shifty battery with cables stickin' out so that you can just...tape onto the contacts or something to power it on (if it's a batt issue)

Anonymous

“My disappointment is boundless.” Dad, is that you?

Anonymous

Congrats on 900k Wade!

Anonymous

I am actually surprised that the Siemens A50 was dead! My mum had it before she passed it on to me and then we gave it to our grandma. This thing still works!

Anonymous

3:05 "Do I just buy junk? Is that what this channel is?" oh god, he's self aware

Anonymous

I bet that Nokia would have worked with a working charger. The same model was my first phone as a teenager. I dropped in the deep snow during the winter. In the spring after the snow melted it still worked.

Anonymous

I doubt these batteries would be working after all this time, even the more ‘recent’ ones like my Pebl died.

Anonymous

I used to have a Nokia Phone that I got for 15 USD and that thing was probably one of my favorite phones

Anonymous

We need to buy Dank a desktop power supply. If the batteries are cooked, then he can jank it up to the power supply and FORCE it to work, hehe

Ze Chair

The duck did nothing wrong :(

Anonymous

I think you should check out Siemens ME45 someday, king nugget

Anonymous

siemens sounds like.. nevermind ignore me lolol

Krystal Jade

DANK - speaking of how old phones had proprietary cables, have you seen that the EU want to make all companies use the same port, aka make iPhone use USB-C??

Anonymous

The Motorola c200 was my mums phone right up until 2011. She didn't care about texting or social media and only kept a phone on her for emergencies. I still remember the ring tone and it bright green backlight. I still have it but it seems to have caught the sads. Would love to fix it though for old times sake

HorizontalVertigo

By "janky adaptor" you mean your pair of pliers right?

Anonymous

This is my favorite one so far lmao

Anonymous

This brings memories back from my teen years. My friend had the Motorola C200 and my uncle had the Siemens A50.

Anonymous

You don't have to go home, but you can stay here..... Where did I hear that before....

Anonymous

The Siemens A50 was the first mobile phone I touched! This brings back memories...

Anonymous

Oh wow, Just watched this again and realised i had the A50. I think we got it for free as it was garbaaashg :D It might still exist in my dad´s office!

Anonymous

I won my a50 out of a skill game in timezone when i was like 14 or something. Flashback

Anonymous

I paid to see this. I was not disappointed.

Anonymous

dingus biscuits

Anonymous

"Do I just buy junk? Is that what this channel is?" You just realized that?

Anonymous

Maaaan... I've got two of those Siemens A50's in a drawer somewhere at home xD