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After Show: Accessory Kit for Turtles. (Patreon)

Published:
2020-12-24 21:55:23
Imported:
2021-01

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C'mon guys these aren't for real turtles, I keep telling you. 

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After Show: Accessory kit for Turtles.

Comments

Anonymous

turtle

Anonymous

Lets watch!

Anonymous

i like turtles too

Anonymous

Just flashed back to ~1992 and remember a bunch of cool Ninja Turtles stuff I got at a yard sale for like $5. Had Donatello dressed undercover or like a detective. And Michelangelo with his nunchucks and pizza. And the big drill vehicle thing: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4oIAAOSwXbVexpeu/s-l640.jpg

Anonymous

the airpods looked lit

Anonymous

aw man i’m not first.. i hath failed

CobaltTJ

I have never been more happy in my life to see a grown man receive pkcell batteries

Karen Sykora

Well that was an unexpectedly happy ending.

Anonymous

Why don’t you try and play some EDM through the mojo

Anonymous

that case and headphones are actually kinda cute tho! the dock was very dinky though for sure

Anonymous

thank you for always explaining why specific headphones are good or bad, I'm learning a ton about audio processing!

Anonymous

Merry dankmus dank!

José Jacob

Merry Christmas

Anonymous

MERRY CHRISTMAS DANK!

Anonymous

Looking forward to hearing those turtphones on the hears. Merry Christmas.

Alexander Zheng

Merry Christmas... and a happy new year.

Anonymous

Duuuude u shoudve tested these on the Earz

Anonymous

Real talk, that case looks pretty good.

Anonymous

Merry Christmas everybody! :)

Anonymous

Merry Christmas to you and Frank!

Anonymous

i swear discovering this guy is the best christmas gift i've ever had in the past 6 years

Anonymous

Merry Christmas bois :)

Anonymous

Wow he found something good in one of these for once!

Anonymous

Put me in the patron list in the end if the videos plzzzz

Anonymous
>>50134685

People who are in the top tier of Patrons are put into the list in the end of the videos

Crazy Ginger

Merry Christmas. Id totally jam with those headphones

Anonymous

Merry Chrysler dingus

Anonymous

Merry Christmas! Hope you enjoy your summer heat, while I get to freeze for another three months ;-;

Anonymous

All my Christmas plans got canceled (Mom's a nurse and got exposed this past week), and this and the main video make that all a bit better. You're the best man.

Anonymous

Hey fellow dank pods fans! Does anyone know where or even if I can purchase a sexy speaker?

The Ferret

Finally something was spared from the Mojo

Anonymous

merry christmas dank

Chewie

Merry Dankmas to you Dank!

αlticia βakro

have a wonderful end to what could be described only as sub-optimal year dank

Anonymous

Merry Dankmus m8, thanks for providing us with so much fun content to watch.

Anonymous

Hey mate, the wind / ocean noises on your airpods maxs also happened to my airpod pros this summer, had to get them swapped out twice

Anonymous

merry christmas or equivalent holiday, mr dank and fellow patreons

Anonymous

Brooooo, Happy Holidays. Also, You should try the samsung buds/buds +

Anonymous

Best 1$ I ever spent.

Anonymous

merry dankmus you ol mates

Anonymous

Merry xmas Dank! And please do a drumming aftershow next time!

Anonymous

Merry Christmas Wade :)

Anonymous

Merry Dankmus everyone!

Richard Johnson

Wondered if there’d be a vid what with it being Christmas n that. Well that’s made my day 😁 Merry Christmas Dank and all fellow Dankettes!

Alex Mac

I spend a euro a month to see shit speakers get smashed and learn where sub bass is on a graph, money well spent

Anonymous

They belong on the rack of the gods!

Anonymous

Merry Christmas Dank!!!

Anonymous

Merry Christmas!

Anonymous

Merry Dankmas!

Anonymous

Some good turtles!

OzRetrocomp

Those headphones are a Dankmus miracle!

Anonymous

Oi Merry Dankmus my guy and a Happy New Yea

Anonymous

Merry dankmass

Anonymous

buying them for my tortoise asap

Jeremy Abel

Hey man, thanks for making this year bearable. Any time I'm feeling down, just pop on one of your vids and cheer right up

Anonymous

Merry Christmas Wade! Thanks for the content this year. Best channel I found in 2020!

Anonymous

Derry Mankmass

Anonymous

Could almost turn those turtle headphones into something good. Like... a pair of sleeper headphones?

Anonymous

merry christmas!!!

Anonymous

Mini grits!!!

Anonymous

Omg they were saved. We should have a honors shelf for passing the "nugget" test

Anonymous

Merry dankmas But you should see if there are shrek accessory's for ipod

Anonymous

merry christmas mr wade

Anonymous

I’m loving the 1 grit - mojo tag team.

Anonymous

Merry Christmas everyone! Especially you Dank 😉

Anonymous

Merry Crimbo all! Especially you Frank

Anonymous

Mangus Crimbus Dankus.

Anonymous

Honestly, I would have friggin loved these as a kid, and maybe even as a teen

Anonymous

merry chrimbus

Anonymous

They got rid of the little pop out thing on the iPod touch cuz it took up space where the speaker would be so the audio would be worse when not using headphones (not that that really matters much cuz it'll basically be bad either way but whatever)

Anonymous

I actually prefer when you don’t destroy stuff. Tech destruction makes me cringe. Not that any of these are useful. Just hope you’re sending these to ewaste recycling.

Anonymous
>>50149001

im the same, this is the kind of stuff i remember seeing growing up and as a kid you wouldnt care how bad it was unless it was broken.

Anonymous

Brand new PKCELL batteries is the true Christmas gift this year.

Anonymous

I became a Patron just to watch this video. Was not disappointed. All this content for $1 a month? Fella, you got yourself a lifelong Patron.

Anonymous

Keep the case on the dingus, it's rad!

Anonymous

dang my old PlayStation gold headset (sounded great but broke so I tore it down and made a wireless headset adapter) did the exact same thing on the earpads

Tom Baito

I like how Dank is more excited about the pkcell batteries than the accessories. 😂

Roblo

I actually have a reskin of those Turtles headphones. Mine are iWave branded, and have a black head band and fake wood patterned earcups. I used them the other day for the first time in years. I forgot that they actually sound alright, but they are just horrible to wear. The band is just too tight, so they get uncomfortable very quickly. Also the ear cups are pretty small, so they fit on your ears and not around them. Also, the cups have no wiggle. Just not a plesant wearing experience.

Anonymous

I got stupid excited when you said the headphones sounded OK, I cannot wait to hear what they sound like.

Anonymous

I spent a dollar to see the context of the grit smashing a shitty dock, it was worth it

Anonymous

aftershow where you show us you setting up the severed ears just for the turtlephones

Anonymous

So was this your Christmas present?

Anonymous

yeeeeeeeee

alysha

this video is what sold me on subbing to your patreon! i can’t wait to see all the content i’ve missed :)

Anonymous

Shut up and take my money.

Anonymous

Adolescent Deformed Oriental Tortoises

Anonymous

Uh I bought 5 sets for my turtles and I cant return them

Devine

Love it

Tamas Ivanich

Those "soccerball" sharpie lines are supposed to represent turtle shells. Ya dingus! &lt;3

Anonymous

Is the "good friend Nick" mentioned in the most recent video by chance Nickolaus?

Anonymous

I would love to see you review the Hifiman sundaras. Or even just a comparison of dynamic vs planer mag drivers.

Anonymous
>>50192486

Likely. Any dude named Nickolaus is probably a good dude.

Anonymous

&gt;Bitches about major Corporations &gt;Apple Fanboy

dankpods
>>50207730

*transparently showed a flawed set of high end Apple headphones when I could have swapped them out and hidden it 👀

Anonymous

I find it incredibly satisfying when the mojo and 1 grit work together to fuck up some shitty speakers

Anonymous

Started watching about 3 months ago, joined Patreon just to see these vids! Got my first iPod from your suggestion of the Mini. Not gone back to Bluetooth since. Keep up the great work

Anonymous

Someone please make a compilation video of reaction noises/grunts/laughs whenever any box is opened

Anonymous

My heart grew two sizes when I saw three more PKCELLs

Anonymous

My turtles are gonna love this

Anonymous

Happy Christmas you dingus :D

Anonymous

I have a tiny child like head and Artics 5 slide down to my jaw. plus i have so tiny ears i yawn/ cough and taotronics pop out of my ears ..help!

Anonymous

The HEARS don't want to hear that. I do. Do it. You dingus.

Anonymous

Hey maybe someone from here can help me. If I restored an old ipod and wanted to extract the music from it, how could I go about doing that on Windows 10?

Anonymous
>>50285366

iMazing can do that but it isn’t free. They do have a free trial, not sure if the trial would have that functionality though.

Anonymous

Long time listener, first time being a patreon (ever). Love watching dankpods when I'm missing Australia!

Anonymous

May you please do some more gaming headset reviews? I was thinking about purchasing the Arctis Pro Wireless from Steelseries and wanted to know if they are worth the money. Thanks in advance!

Anonymous

You aught to partner with efm to make a neon green bluetooth sexy speaker

Anonymous

Red dead font haha

Anonymous

Merry dankmus you legend (I know I’m a bit late but still)

Anonymous

Hello :)

Anonymous

Dankpods, there are a couple public playlists on YouTube with the after show videos, you should ask YouTube to take them down

Anonymous

They seem not to bad and TMNT where cool back then.

Anonymous

Watching old videos at 7am, and just realised I would totally wear a t shirt saying "can you believe no-one bought this?!" Grats on 500k subs my dude.

Anonymous

You should have a hall of nugget fame for the nugs that exceed expectations and end up being almost to actually good

Anonymous

Congratulations on 500K subs! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Anonymous

Nothing compares to your pure excitement when you saw that it came with three more pkcells

Anonymous

Will these be good for my real turtle?

Anonymous

I don't regret spending the 1 euro a month on this

Anonymous
>>50567560

I think he said that this is all you need for real turtles...

Anonymous

saaame

Anonymous

I'm disappointed the dingus no longer has a shrek green case

Anonymous

im gonna get this for a real turtle i dont care

Alex Glaz
>>50136313

if you're talking about the beans he covered them and they are crap :/

Anonymous

Not gonna lie, I'd be all about that Ninja Turtles dock if it had Bluetooth.

Anonymous

Oh man! You get a cover, okay headphones, and PKCELLS? It's not a bad deal

Anonymous

Brand new PKCELLS!!!!!!

Anonymous

Such a throwback. I worked for a cable company for a while and we used PKCELLS for everything, had a bag full of hundred of them in my van really wish I kept them now lol

Anonymous

Bro this channel is if Sid from Toy Story grew up in Australia and was actually kinda funny and into iPods

Anonymous

Guys, I don't think this is an accessory kit for real turtles...

Anonymous

To the rack of the GOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Anonymous
>>51063828

Yeah, my heart broke a little, when Wade started ripping it apart and 1-Gritting it...

Anonymous

Mini Grit joins the battle

Anonymous

Send the Mini Grits to your patrons as a Reward.

Anonymous

These legit remind me of my old pair of star wars headphones that I had when I was like 13-14

Anonymous

I think the best part of this nug was the pkcells ;)

Anonymous

"Even though nobody buys iPods anymore and I like iPods" Sums up the feelings most Dankites have, I'd reckon.

Anonymous

This is, without a doubt, was the most chaotic-evil episode I've seen yet. Smashing the turtle with the 1-grit while mojoing it.

Anonymous

I want this

Anonymous

NEW SET OF PKCELLS!

NamiMainUwU

Do these headphones fit my pet turtle tho?

Anonymous

Good on ya 1 Grit.

Anonymous

"You could sit still and use headphones" not me sitting @ my desk using my headphones to watch dankpods

Anonymous

Best part of the vid was the pkcells

Anonymous

THE PKCELL FAMILY IS BORN!

Anonymous

PKCELL!

Anonymous

The PKCELLS!! &lt;3

Anonymous

PKCELLS! Best bit of that whole kit really

Anonymous

Joining the PKCELL Cinematic Universe

Anonymous

The nug had too much Turtle Power to be bad

Anonymous

Should have been a Turtle Beach colab! :D

Anonymous

Never got to see those headphones on the freakish ears :(. Is it too late to do that, do you still have them?

Anonymous

But does it run on turtle power?

Anonymous

Impeccable comedic timing at 2:05

Anonymous

yooooo I might need to get this, I have a turtle

Anonymous

PKCEEEEEEEEEEELS