Not Another Podcast (Patreon)

We're watching my all-time favorite trash show and now we have to start a podcast: Johnny Reacts to Silk Stalkings.

Some quotes so far:

JESUS CHRIST, DID SOMEONE GET ROOFIED IN THE OPENING CREDITS?!?!

Wait, is this going to be a sexy corpse? OH DEAR GOD IT IS!

Is this Moonlighting for horny, dumb, people!?

Ok, this IS soft core porn, right? Like, this looks like a porn set, porn set up, porn quality acting...I mean, she's ok but this dude just stinks on ice.

Female Lead: It's true what they say, never play doctor with a doctor.

Johnny: FUCK. YOU.

Seriously though, is that roofie shot going to be in every single opening credits?

Male Lead: *watching children's ballet class* In 10, 12, years, these girls are gonna be stopping traffic. Gotta keep an eye towards retirement.

Johnny: I DON'T THINK I CAN WATCH ANY MORE SILK STALKINGS!

So much has happened and I still don't have a nickname for the female lead. Nancy Screw?

Nancy screw and Humbert Soprano over here....something something Commissioner Quilty

Are we going to keep seeing Horney Contessa or will this show be a series of one-off floozies?

Oh man, D.A. R.B.G. is not happy with what these slut cops are up to.

I never thought that stuff from the 90s would be as offensive as stuff from the 50s! This is like watching The Little Rascals. Their commissioner may as well be Buckwheat!

*credits run over shot of roofied champagne glass*
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!