American Horror Story's Couple's Costumes for Weirdos (Patreon)

I don't think I'll be able to get this placed before Halloween so I figured I'd share it with you all.

Halloween is coming but you and your spooky sweety(or sweeties?) don't  have anything to wear. You're too poor to cosplay Kim/Kanye and if you  see one more Joker/Harley you'll scream. If your relationship is too  poly/kinky/queer/interracial for the standard couple's costume, don't  worry. American Horror Story has you covered. Feel free to mix up genders for extra androgynous sexiness

Violet and Tate: For the couple that wants to relive their teenage emo/goth days.

Kai and Winter: For the couple that wants to be even more creepy than Violet and Tate.

The Countess and James Patrick March: For the dapper motherfuckers.

The Countess and Romona Royal: For the lesbian swirl couple that’s so beautiful it hurts.

The Countess and everyone: Throw on a fabulous dress and all the costume jewelry you can find then make it a group costume with two hot ladies and four of your most square jawed friends! 

Spotty and The Brain: For the clown fetishists. You sickos.

Flora and Pricilla: For the interracial lesbian couple that feels like dressing down.

Chester Creb and Marjory: For the couple with a severe height difference.

Sally and John: For the het couple that doesn’t want to try too hard. He needs a suit, she needs a fake fur coat and a vintage kinderwhore dress. Good luck finding a hair krimper though.

Rudolf Valentino and Natacha Rambova: For the couple that wants to recycle their Gatsby costumes.

Grace, Kit, and Alma: For the racially mixed thruple! If your polycule is larger, add aliens.

Bloodyface and Bloodyface Jr: For the square jawed gay couple with daddy/mommy issues.

Evan Peters and Evan Peters: Seriously, just pick any of his characters. It’ll be hot.

Elsa Mars and her slave: For the couple who wants an excuse to wear their fetish gear in public.

Elsa and Massimo Dolcefino: For the older couple that doesn’t want to try too hard.

Sister Jude and Shachath (aka Angel of Death): For the older lesbian couple with vintage clothes and a giant pair of wings.

Queenie and The Minotaur: For the black couple with a sick sense of humor.

Lana Winters and her book: You don’t need a partner if you have your own book!

Monsignor Timothy Howard and Leigh Emerson: For the gay couple with a sick sense of humor.

Chad and Patrick (the Murder House Gays): For the gay couple that is GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT.

Jimmy Darling  and Bette and Dot: For the rockabilly couple or thruple.

Black Dalia and Moira: For the sexy femme lesbian couple.

Young Moira and Old Moira: For a mother/daughter costume or May/December lesbians.

Liz Taylor and Tristian: For the May/December gays.

The Butcher and Scáthach (aka freaky Roanoke wood sprite): For the May/December lesbians that want to get weird.

Scáthach and Matt Miller: For the interracial couple that wants to get weird.