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Wheel of Change Home Edition.

Jane let out a sigh of relief as she slipped through the door. “Phew.” She leaned against the oaken door frame. “It is really coming down out there. I am happy that you are still open.”

Jane slowly wrung out her jet-black hair as she looked around the quaint little shop filled with potion bottles. “I don’t remember seeing a place like this before.” She picked up a pendant with a jade centerpiece. “It does seem to have some cool stuff, though.”

“Oh my.” An elderly-looking man half her size wobbled out into view. “Welcome, welcome.” Jane held her hand over her mouth as she noticed the man’s scared and burned face. “Welcome to Potion’s are not us.” He sneered, and Jane saw his left eye was made of glass. “May I help you find something?”

“Umm. . .” She gulped. “Sure, I guess. But what kind of name is—

“Potions are not us?” He snorted. “Let’s just say I am having a bit of a business dispute and leave it there, shall we?”

He turned around. “Let me show you around.”

“But I only came in to get out of the rain.”

He sighed. “Oh.”

Jane gulped. “But I guess I wouldn’t mind looking around a bit.”

A smile formed on the elderly man’s face. “Well, then, follow me.” He pointed to his left. “Here is my collection of potions and elixirs. You will find everything from size change elixirs to the common feel-better potion. I even carry a few that will change your shape.”

“My shape?”

“Yup. Did you want to be a bunny? A beach ball? A house? I can do that.” Jane blushed. “Over there are my enchanted and cursed items. Want to give yourself or someone a time to remember? Want to give that one bitch that won’t leave you alone a vacation they won’t forget. These enchanted items will be right up your alley.”

Jane laughed. “This is quite the store here.”

He slammed his foot down. “Yes, it is. And I run my store much better than the fools over at Potion’s R Us, who just give you what you think you need. No, here you will buy what you want and know what you get into.”

“Umm. . .”

“I’m sorry. Ignore that. Just look around and see what you like.”

Jane nodded her head. The idea of something that could alter her shape and size did tickle her fancy. It could spice things up for date night with Amy, that was for sure. “Hmm, what is this.” She picked up a board game marked Wheel of Change.

“Oh, that?” The store owner wobbled over. “That is a new product I have been working on ever since I watched a strange new game show on television. But, I will warn you, if you have never delved into the transformation and size-changing arts, it would be a lot to handle.”

Jane giggled. “How so?”

He grabbed the yellow and black box out of her hand. “It is a game for two to four players. You spin the wheel to see what transformation you will get. You can decide to go for three, five, ten, or fifteen rounds. It is as simple as that. Ohh, and one more thing. Each transformation will override the last, but the transformations will not go away until you finish the game.” He laughed. “It is why I think you might want to try some of my elixirs before you buy this game. It is a bit advanced, miss.”

Jane smiled as she looked down at the exotic game. “I am going to take it.”

“Did you not hear what I just said. You could. . .”

“I don’t care. I think this will be a sexy game to play with my loved one tonight.” She grabbed the box. “And you are not going to stand in the way of love, are you?”

He sighed. “No, I am not.” He scratched at his balding head. “I swear some of the people who come through here are some of the weirdest people I have met in my life. Follow me, miss.” Jane followed the elderly man to the front of the store. “Now, I do hope you can pay for this.” He tapped his fingers on the side of the counter. “As I only have one, and it is a new, hard-to-make product, it is going to be pricy.”

Jane put down a wad of cash. “I don’t care. I am spoiling myself today.”

“Holy crap.” His eyes bulged out of his sockets. “I haven’t seen this much money in ages.”

“Well, I just got my Xmas bonus.” Jane sighed. “A bit late because my boss is an ass.”

“Oh.” He shrugged. “Well, there is more than enough here to cover the game.” He typed away on his computer. “But remember to be careful with the game and finish any rounds you start, you hear. I don’t care what kinky stuff you get up to with your beloved. You will be stuck that way until you finish your game.” He slid the remainder of her cash back to her. “And I am sure you don’t want to be stuck as a blueberry or something else crazy like that for the rest of your life.”

Jane giggled. “Who knows. Might be fun.” She grabbed the Wheel of Change Home Edition. “Can Amy Squirt my juices?”

“Just go.”

Jane ran back out into the rain using the game as a shield.

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