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SD 350 - Hesse's Voicemails (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-13 17:33:17
Imported:
2024-11

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Hesse's voicemails on Saturday, October 12th, 2024.

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Comments

Goldman

I love that y'all get to go off the rails in your own ways to bring us the perfect blend of music and insanity.

Phil Leif

Eric Adams 100p killed those Greek guys

Anna Gelfand

This is perfect to listen to while changing the bedding. Usually I have a lot of trouble with fitted sheets but I think Uncle C gave me some strength.

Pdragglz

You posted fall survival guide and then deleted ):

Kendall

Hesse’s a genius

Tvvvv

This is the content.

Jarv

please call uncle back

Burtny Shirtson

spiritual successor to Voicemails to Ben by E1

Gray Warner

Columbo’s Smile Log

Hesse Deni
>>152227593

I realized listening back that it’s basically just me doing a Walt Tremblay solo ep lol

Hesse Deni
>>152220505

It wasn’t us I think it was Patreon due to a copyright thing or something. We’ll figure it out and get it back up soon

Adam Brayne

I want to hear Jacques voicemails

Dude Watery

Hesse you have such a beautiful mind

Winston

yesss now i have hesse's number

Freya

Columbo lore

danny

woah hey i was in Jersey City yesterday too. It’s crazy to think i was in such close proximity to Hesse’s uncle Columbo

tapwaterskeptic

Sending this to anyone who asks how to be supportive of a trans family member.

Michael Butler

At first I thought this is funny but I don’t think a whole episode will work but here I am proven wrong. Incredible work you cooked Hesse!!!

leah

is columbo ok

Treacherous Bussy

Listening to this at the gym is a psychedelic experience

Hesse Deni

The mistimed Verso Loft music cue is torturing me 😭

Pug_luvr

We awl float down heah, Eric

John Holden

Thanks Uncle Columbo, love you!

T S

Oops all Columbo

John Holden

Tell your uncle we won't forget the murder of Armažmio Austrohungàrio 😡

Alex B

It's honestly so sweet how much Columbo loves his niece Hesse

Freya

This ep is mf incredible please do more Hesse

Karl from the Simpsons

Lol hesse clearly having google maps up to see how to get from the holland tunnel to Coney Island and reading the directions as columbo 😭😭😭

Knife

I was watching columbo with friends and I did an impression of hesses columbo impression which I guess “sounds nothing like columbo” 🙄

A Preza

An uncle’s love for his niece, beautiful

Urik Mej

Love that Cajuns use bottle caps as currency like in Fallout lol

Katherine

i think i left my shoe in the sewer

ploob

Oh man, to have your first kill be in hand to hand combat, that's sooo Columbo.

Johan Stefonski

I have several mental illnesses that make my life very difficult, and this cured all of them. I'm normal now.

Krashnicoff

This was some of the best afternoon nap ASMR I've ever listened to. You should really try doing sleepy time recordings!

Macy

Peter Falk was my great grandfathers cousin, so does that mean Hesse is my great aunt?

Zack Zyskowski

going through a breakup and i accidentally played this out loud when my headphones died and it totally like. mentally sealed the deal my queen simply must Get ™ hesse or it won’t work

D5er

This was incredible

Coco Puff

Stellar work

Aurora McNally

I could listen to seven hours of this and enjoy every second of it. Half of my uncles sound like this.

Haley

RIP Harvey Darvis 🙏 fly high 🪽

Nigel L

I think i could listen to uncle Columbo until the sun explodes

Hesse Deni
>>152266882

Lmao that’s also why I called the cyclone the “cyclone roller”. Bc it said “cyclone roller coaster” but “coaster” was cut off on Google maps 😂

John Atherton

Bryan Johnson voicemail trying to convince Hesse to buy his supplements

Knife
>>152277468

Couldnt agree more its my fault for not capturing your nuances

HonestEd

I gave a couple tries but just couldn’t get past the first ten minutes

Ryan Lazarus

I think Columbo and Walt Tremblay should hang out, I think they'd get along

Alexis

This is Art

Chris

Dedication to the craft

Mami Milkr

Hessa I got an episode idea. Can you masha Jen and Agnes do an ep for the dolls where yall talk about all the trans. Early transitioning experience, tips, dating, whatever. Im a Ohio doll and love hearing about y’all’s pov and experience

jamie klein

OMG I have my tinfoil hat on. I feel like this episode was meant for me.😂 yes I know I’m diluted, but this is just exactly what I needed at the end of the day.

Craig

10/10

Dylan

Hesse, I’m stuck in Princess Peach’s castle and Toad keeps jumping through these paintings, please help

Laura Sajdak

This is my favoriteeeeeee episode ever

Grogin

Please never do this Columbo impression thing again. It’s not very funny.

Hailey

Would listen to 100 more episodes of this. A delight.

Brooke Spalding

I’ve listened to this 3x already

Kyletrynadip
>>152806779

This is the funniest thing they’ve put out in the last month, if you hate it just don’t listen

enter_krzysz

Columbo is such a wholesone, beautiful uncle

Keaton

Hesse I’m stuck in the Verso lofts

Aron

Getting a stick and poke tramp stamp of “Hesse my foot is stuck in the toilet in the bathroom at the verso loft” as soon as humanly possible