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SD 349 - From Flab to Fab (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-09 14:00:18
Edited:
2024-10-09 17:47:26
Imported:
2024-11

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  • SD_349_-_From_Flab_to_Fa... - audiogram.mp4
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Content

Hello everyone!

Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I develop a new diet plan for Jacques (at his request), discuss scaring people at the gym, Mario Bosco literally attacking me on the street, the only child to asexual pipeline, and holding yourself hostage at work.

Get tickets to our live show Electile Dysfunction here:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/electile-dysfunction-an-election-night-variety-show-tickets-1034976200677?aff=oddtdtcreator

Check out the twitch stream with the same title of our live show here (sorry for any confusion to the hosts lol): https://linktr.ee/electiledysfunctiontv



Also, follow us on IG: @seekingderangementsssss

intro/// Paul McCartney & Wings • Goodnight Tonight (Live in Glasgow, Dec. 1979)

outro/// Heron • Madman

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Comments

Tommy U

ben wtf do you mean “exercise does nothing for weight loss” like i get your point that you need to eat better but exercise is also vital

Tommy U
>>151843236

yeah i kinda forgot the horrors of his diet my b. thank you benny

Urik Mej

The laughs per minute (LPM) are crazy in this one

J

The zoodles/ hot sauce is soooo anorexic lmao

Leroy Leroy Leroy

I usually agree with hesse’s takes on political issues but I just cannot stand by and listen to someone advocate for something as heinous as zoodles

HonestEd

How dare you infringe on Jacques right to wage war on his own digestive system

Averichael

I’m not gonna lie u guys this was so fucking hard to listen to…

Kate

Does max recommend any places to get non copyrighted music?

pelicans123

Lentil pasta >>>>> chickpea pasta

Ross Moore

People get mad at me when I call Jacques fat but did anyone get mad at Jacques when he called Max fat? I don't think so. Jacques literally looks like a shaved orangutan and thinks he has a right to call other people fat. Curious!

Kyletrynadip

Ben a smidge too enthusiastic on his “its simply calories in vs calories out” tip 🤔

Tommy M

Nailing down that Jacques "holds himself hostage" is one of the funniest and most accurate observations I've heard from this pod.

palma
>>151855388

The secret is that the music is still copywrit but in either a legal grey area (concert bootlegs) or copyright is essentially abandoned (defunct record company, dead artist, absent estate, etc.). Otherwise your best bet is archive.org’s public domain section. Hope this helps

J
>>151855739

👎👎 Jacques KNOWS max.

Sulma Ahmad

Is sweet and savory together really that glutinous??? I had no idea I do that too

Honk

Jellard

Kyletrynadip

“Only you can imagine being jealous no matter somethings shape form or level of consciousness” 😂😂😂😂

Alex B

I thought Mario Bosco was FTM for the longest time

Kath Rin

gluten free pastas have gotten sooo much better in the past couple of years

Aidan

Imagining Ben in the Malcolm in the Middle speed walking suit

sydney💜

"you have to stop eating" lmaoo

sydney💜

When I was a kid I was banned from putting salt on food myself because I'd use so much that I couldn't taste it anymore, and so I'd have to use more and more every time and I feel like that's kind of the situation Jacques is in except it's with everything

Wink

My brain can’t actually process that Mario Bosco isn’t a lesbian. It doesn’t make sense

Jonny McCall

YESSSS fucking love that McCartney performance, thank you Hesse for recommending it 💜💜💜

palma
>>151874131

Yes!!! I found a really solid upgrade to the copy I had of that concert so I had to put it in. GOAT Beatle??

palma
>>151874131

Don’t tell anyone but there’s this great site for boomers called dimeadozen where they post old bootlegs for a bunch of bands, usually in pretty good quality.

Alexa

On a serious note, Jacques is probably a good candidate for ozempic. He’s addicted to processed food and if he’s serious about making a change he’s going to have to take a drastic meausre

Michael Austin

i eat everything mentioned here. but i use the zoodles as a cold style japanese noodle

M J

I refuse to believe zoodles are good

masgers

ITS NOT ABOUT THE PASTA LALA

Connor O'Hern

jacques you should listen to the intuitive eating audiobook, it's basically about how to eat whatever and not feel sad. also it's like actually scientific

Greg Carr

The sequence of Jacques saying “I’m not letting y’all see my beanie babies” then Ben saying “fine by me brother” then Hesse saying “nooo I wanna see them” and then Jacques saying nah fuck you was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

Diego Hernandez

You need to listen to your friends Jacques

Oskar Cain

yass ben chickpea pasta truther

K

i think banza must have changed their recipe because it did used to be gross and clearly not pasta but i tried it again recently and it’s actually good.

Sse

Having three different kinds of disordered eating layered over top of each other was incredibly affirming

Lauren Hamer

The chickpea pasta has the highest concentration of pesticides of like any food lololol

Lauren Hamer

They actually can’t industrially produce monk fruit, so I’m sorry, Ben, but currently scientists in the United States are working on an alternative sweetener which actually involves splicing a gene from the monk fruit into other fruits that are easier to produce

HellGirlWalking

you guys were too mean to jacques about his frog 💔

Kamran Husain

benchwarmers on movie mindset when?

Robert

Ben has been improving his powerwalking top speed ever since he couldn't get a good luck at that dude with a huge ass at north park mall

David Brown

Jacques asking Ben if he would square up feels like a math problem that requires an advanced degree to solve

Katie

just read an article saying banza has the some of the highest levels of glyphosate found in food )))): b safe angels

Katie
>>151960380

“The highest level of glyphosate- 2,963 ppb found in Banza Chickpea Pasta- is the highest amount ever measured in human food by the lab.” https://fox8.com/business/press-releases/ein-presswire/718779390/toxic-levels-of-glyphosate-pesticides-low-mineral-content-and-even-gluten-found-in-gluten-free-products/#:~:text=%EF%83%98%20The%20highest%20level%20of,human%20food%20by%20the%20lab.

maya

thank you for finally calling out jacques for interrupting . love them but it is grating

eeee

pain of a popstar

Sean
>>151878031

ozempic curing Jacques of their processed food and dab addiction and beginning their path to becoming the Napoleon of America

Sean

Jacques lives the life of the subject of a David Dees piece

Lauren Hamer
>>151920441

The company isn’t public yet. If it is gonna get acquired or go public I will TELL YOU ALL

Dongo

The yogurt thing reminded me: am I crazy or do gay and gay-adjacent products literally sound gay or even almost sound like the WORD f**gott sometimes. Is it intentional? I feel like it is.

Dongo

Hesse IS the queen of Planet Zoodles 😤

Claire Simon

They filmed The Hot Chick at my high school lol

Mami Milkr

Frozen pancake batter is chill yall are being weird

Rob

Banza is weirdly good

zr253

wait holy shit mario bosco was a comedian at my birthday party last year i went to a comedy club with my family and friends and he was one of the acts. believe it or not one of the better ones mostly because of how genuinely confused by then i was while they were doing their act

Kevin
>>151960380

1000 ppb = 1mg/kg pasta, acceptable limit is 1mg/kg body weight daily. Still gross but not going to kill you

zacky

It made me sad when Jacques was trying to show his frog statue and Hesse called it a stupid piece of shit

Dannyflanny

Love and relate to Jacques workout. Also breaking out in a full sprint for 20 minutes may actually be the only way to use a treadmill that is really, really bad for you

William B. Bricks

i need to see fake porcelain frog michael jackson

Lillie Connell

Drop the hesss piss audio NOW

Mami Milkr

Make a tier where we can pay for hessa’s ffs ( heard she had a consult )

Robert Gestewitz

Banza just had a huge controversy for having super high levels of glyphosate

brendan bordeaux

need to see video of jacques’ workout routine

Сейдж

Max I appreciate you picking lovely music for the intro/outro. In particular you put me on shore break and I love them now

Craig

I laughed so hard when Hesse said in Jacque voice "I pooped myself"