It was bound to happen at some point... (Patreon)

Hey guys and girls,

As you can see from the attached image, although I seem to be able to roam about my page and to post things I am nevertheless under the caring and watchful eye of our fasci....I mean glorious leader. ALL HAIL JACK CONTE LORD OF PATREON.

I hope that the lovely people at patreon realise that some of us poor peasants rely upon such small sums that fall off their table, oh wait really that's my table isn't it?

Unlike other creators I was quite vocal about everything and willing to fight back and still do, can you tell?

So let's see, under the patreon guidelines when all this crap started I am not allowed to post Incest, Necrophilia, Rape or Underage stuff. Well I can  safely say my stuff doesn't deal with that. I deal with chicks with dicks, big veiny meaty dicks, and the thought of someone having to review my videos of up front close big veiny meaty dicks fills me with delight.

Nevertheless I will post a link to the latest video if able, if not I have already taken the precaution of downloading my patron emails so that I should be able to do a mass link to your email addresses. See? That's why my catchphrase is 'two steps ahead'. It's also why my logo is an eye, I keep a watchful eye on things.

I will let you know how things are progressing.

Just some sounds left to do on the video before release on 5th September.

Love you all.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

- Apo.

P.S. Please stick with me, together we, yes WE can make it through this and I can give you big veiny meaty girl dicks. Hey if that's not an incentive I don't know what is!

P.P.S. Patreon if it may please your crown might I, your humble and obedient servant be allowed my own monies that I worked for? I have the dubious honour to remain sirs, madams and other unicorn genders, your most humble and obedient servant. :-)