REREAD//Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 459 (Fixed+Added missing text) (Patreon)

Dungeon capture, in many ways, doesn't end neatly.
The ghost-like spirit, who turned out to be a real spirit, introduced herself.

"My name is Kagiko."

Through Kagiko's self-introduction, my sister's lack of naming sense became immediately apparent. My sister is someone who names a cat 'Cat.'

Kagiko, the key spirit, is the key and guardian of this dungeon. It seems that the dungeon core of this dungeon possesses magic power that could destroy the world if misused, and only those without greed are eligible to challenge it. Well, I don't need such a dangerous thing.

"Rin-sama was a perfect challenger, possessing both a selfless and beautiful heart and physical strength."

Sorry, I was a perfect challenger, but I used some tricks. Kagiko was not blaming me, but I apologized inwardly. And I am not selfless. I love Dirk, my friends, and delicious food. I'm full of desires. I even have the nickname related gluttony. I probably have sexual desires too. I apologize.

"My user has been found safely. However, after activating the bracelet, I ran out of magic and needed help from Pouch-sama."

It seems my Waist Pouch helped Kagiko without me knowing. I often feel your intentions even though you don't speak, Pouch-san... When cooking, you sometimes provide the necessary ingredients and seasonings without me realizing it. Sometimes you even chop them...

"Thanks to Komote-sama, my magic power has also been enhanced."

I see, that's good. It's just my imagination that Komote-san looks like it's smiling, right? It's my imagination, right? It feels like its expression is loosening up. It's so scary, so I decided to change the subject.

"... What will you do now that your duty is over, Kagiko? Also, why do you look so much like my sister?"

"Well, if I am allowed, I would like to become the administrator of this place. It seems that there is a shortage of hands here."

We both glanced at Dungeon Master, who was lying comfortably at Kagiko's feet.

"Indeed."

“And as for why I look like Kotoba-sama, it’s because of the magic power imprint. This key is to open the last door of the dungeon. Therefore, it was filled with advanced magic and considerable amount of magic power. I believe this is the result of that. The Dungeon Master there is the same being. This dungeon was created by Kotoba-sama and her husband. After that, the Master stayed here to re-summon Kotoba-sama, so the Dungeon Master must have been affected by that.”

“I see.”

“?”

Dungeon Master tilted his head, seemingly not understanding well.

“What is the Dungeon Master’s job?”

"It’s to put intruders to the test.”

“And being of help to the Awaited One, right?”

Kagiko said coolly. The Dungeon Master froze, as if he had forgotten that part.

“A-Awaited One?”

The Dungeon Master pointed at me. I refreshingly told him my name.

"Nice to meet you. I am Watase Rin, the one you've been waiting for!"

"Uaaaah!! Couldn't you have said that first!!"

"Hahaha. Sorry about that. But it seems like you forgot as well, so let's call it even!"

As the Dungeon Master shouted, Dirk raised his hand.

"Rosarin... can I ask you something?"

"Yes."

"Could it be that, just like in the previous Men-eating Ruins, if you had introduced yourself as the Awaited One to the Dungeon Master, there would have been no need for capture?"

"............"

I looked at the Dungeon Master.

"............ (Nods)"

The Dungeon Master nodded. As expected.

"........... It seems so."

Even I felt apologetic.

"Goruaaah!! Geez! What was that!? You have only done a bit of touching to end this, but was all the effort I put in useless!? Just introducing yourself... that's harsh! It's pointless!! Unbelievable!! All the effort to become stronger, everything is pointless!!"

"Ah, sorry. But the Dungeon Master seemed to have forgotten as well, and there was a possibility that even if I had introduced myself, it would have been useless. So, it's okay! Besides, it's not a loss to become stronger for the future!"

"I can't accept that!!"

Rinka-san was excited for a while. Yeah, I forgot too. I forgot about the key too, so please forgive me. When I said that, she calmed down.

"So, what were you seeking in this dungeon, Rin-sama?”

"I came to get the sealed Evil’s main body."

"Ah~ that thing. Here you go."

The Dungeon Master, now in the appearance of a frail boy resembling Jend, brought something white.

It was an item that a Japanese Beneficiary saw and used every day.

Its name was “Western-style toilet bowl”.

"Koto Neechaaan!!"

"Kotoba-samaaaa!!"

Rinka and I collapsed to the ground.

"This is brutal! Ruthless! Disgusting!!"

"This is way too harsh, Koto Neechaan!!"

Treating Evil as filth... that's too much!! Even I, at the bottom of my heart, sympathize with this Evil! Let's seal it away in something else without them noticing! Yes, let's do that!!

"Um, regarding that, Kotoba-sama was also troubled, but I couldn't think of any item that would purify it when the lid is closed other than that' was her conclusion."

"............"

Certainly, I can't think of anything, either. Rinka also had a strained expression.

"Uh, a water purifier?"

"... A washing machine?"

Anyway, whatever it is... the Evil was going to have a tough time for sure. I want to believe anything would be better than a toilet. However, the evaporation would be tough... no, it might be impossible from the washing stage. A water purifier... will it get filtered?

The Evil... was his name Lavi? Sorry. It's just that our imagination is lacking.

I should apologize to Lavi, who is probably still working at the Wolfanea Castle today. There are many things in the world that are better off not knowing.

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