Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 447 (Patreon)

Dungeon capture, meals are important.
What should I make for dinner? As I was randomly taking out ingredients in the kitchen, Rinka and Jend came in.

"Let me help you."

"I'll help too."

"Yeah, thanks. What should we have for dinner?"

"Beef and potatoes stew."

"I want a hamburg steak."

“You didn’t waver as usual, Rinka.”

Well, they're helping, so it's fine.

And so, the dinner was ready. Rice, miso soup with tofu, seaweed, and green onions, beef and potato stew (with grilled fish for Mary), roast pork (the meat being Orc), hamburg steak, spinach ohitashi, and dashimaki tamago.

If there's not enough, I can always add more.

"Dinner's ready!"

"Hm... Ah, sorry! I was asleep!"

"I apologize; I shouldn't have let Ojousama do the cooking...!"

Dirk aside, Jash’s apology was so heavy I worried he might say something about dying.

"Don't worry about it. With Rinka and Jend helping, everything went smoothly. You must be tired today, mainly due to Geraldin-san, right? Eat a lot."

"Ojousama…”

"Niisan is mainly tired because of Dad. If Dad can find his way back on his own, maybe we should leave him here?”

"... No, even Father would be too pitiful. Besides, Jend, despite appearances, Father is a hero who once saved the country. His combat abilities are higher than anyone else's. Father will definitely be a great help to Ojousama.”

"... Yeah, I know."

"I will make sure to discipline Dad properly so that Niisan won't be troubled!"

"Jeeend!?!"

"I'll do my best!"

"Jeeend!?!"

With a bright smile, Jend went to Geraldin-san. It was indeed a bright smile.

"His way of thinking is like Rosarin-chan’s.”

"N-No, it's not like that!"

Stop it! Don't pin all the blame on me!

"My cute little brother..."

We all comforted the teary-eyed Jash together.

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"Dad, you rely too much on Niisan. You are an adult, so you shouldn't cause trouble for him!"

"Kyu, kyun..."

And so, with Jend scolding him, Geraldin-san became dejected, a rare sight, and dinner commenced.

"Rosarin’s cooking..."

"Oneechan’s cooking..."

"Ojousama’s cooking..."

Jend, Mary, and Jash were happily eating their meals.

"The meals My Lord makes are always delicious!"

"Dad, don't talk with food in your mouth!"

"Kyu, kyun~"

Jend was like a mom or something. It was fortunate that he didn't choke, since it looked like he was going to spit out food. Geraldin-san, after properly chewing and swallowing, spoke to me.

"However, it’s regrettable."

"What was?"

"That white thing was like shrimp and looked incredibly delicious! Just grilling it with salt makes would make it taste amazing!"

"Whi...te thing?"

Oh, that? Is it that thing that was killed by the cacti!? You can eat that?! No, it's gross! Just thinking about it might make me reverse!

"Rosarin!? Geraldin-san... I know you mean no harm, but it's cruel to talk about eating things that are unbearable to look at! Rosarin, let's go!"

Quickly, Dirk, with me in a slightly unsteady princess carry, tried to take me to the room.

"Dirk, the meal..."

"Later. I can't eat when you look so unwell. I don't want to become that kind of horrible man."

Whoa... my husband is super handsome! Oh no, my heart is pounding! What are you saying with a serious face?! So cool!! Or rather, I'm being incredibly cherished by Dirk...!

"Ugh."

"Do you feel sick? Your complexion seems to have improved... Rosarin?"

Not wanting him to see my embarrassed face, I rubbed my forehead against Dirk's shoulder.

"Um, I'm not feeling sick anymore, so it's okay."

He gently laid me on the bed as we entered the room. I quickly curled up in the futon, turning my back. Ugh, I'm getting so excited about Dirk that I might just die from it.

"Rosarin... are you okay?"

"I'm fine! Go eat your meal!"

"No, I'll have Navi-kun bring it here."

Oh, Dirk is too handsome, it's painful.

And now, I find myself engaged in a shame play where I was seated on Dirk's lap, being fed like a child.

"Say ahh~"

"I-I can eat by myself!"

"You have to eat properly."

"Ugh, a-ahh~"

"Oh, a bit spilled."

Dirk licked his lips... is what happened!?

"E-Eek!"

"Hehe, Rosarin... you're so cute."

Stop nibbling on my ear! What?! What's gotten into Dirk-san!?

"Dirk! Get a hold of yourself! I have an appetite, so it's fine! Enough already!"

I desperately tried to get off Dirk's lap... but he didn't budge. It was purely a difference in strength.

"Rosarin, you're cute."

"Hiah!?"

After being licked, sucked, and kneaded thoroughly, I was completely exhausted by the end of the meal.

"Sorry. Your embarrassed look was so cute; I couldn't resist being a little mean."

Wh-what?

"... Since when did you notice that I was embarrassed?"

"Hmm? … Around the time you were going 'ugh~'?"

"From the beginning!"

And come to think of it, my thoughts have been somewhat leaking since we got together!

"You're silly, Dirk! Meanie!"

"Sorry? My cute wife."

He was incredibly seductive.

Oh, Dirk-san, did you change your job from cute to sexy? I'm losing! I'm losing in allure! This is dangerous... I feel dizzy... it's like... I want to do something.

"Dirk..."

In times like these, connections come in handy. And, well, I've already fallen in love with him.

Later on, it was discovered that even humans experience pheromone intoxication when they are a couple, although it's not as severe as it is for beastmen.

Intoxicated by pheromones, I was... um. It was quite a situation. Dirk endured something even more intense than that, didn't he?

The next morning.

Geraldin-san was hanging upside down.

"Geraldin-san!?"

"My Lord... I apologize for yesterday."

"I don't care anymore! Why is this happening!?"

"Well, everyone scolded me."

"Such a simple reason!"

And then, breakfast.

Except for Dirk and me, everyone else had an aura of anger... I assured them that I was fine with all my might, so they forgave him.

How did it end up like this!?

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