Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 446 (Patreon)

Dungeon capture, short break (men side)
Dirk’s Point of View
Tonight, we were planning on camping out, but it turned out that Rosarin had a hideout available, so we decided to use that instead. It was safer and more comfortable than camping.

Jend seemed to be cautious even with the hideout, but I was used to it since I've used it many times. Jash and Geraldin-san were inside having tea, so there wasn’t much to worry about.

The bath was separated for men and women. We decided to take bath first.

"There are first-timers here, should I explain?”

"It's okay, I'll explain. Thank you, Navi-kun."

"This is my job. Of course."

"Yeah, but I still want to thank you. It's always clean here thanks to you."

"... Vice-Master has changed."

I felt like Navi-kun, who is supposed to be expressionless, gave a wry smile. Since marrying Rosarin, I've been called "Vice-Master" by Navi-kun.

"Wahahaha!"

"Father! Wash your body before entering!"

"…………"

"...Should I guide him?"

"...... Let me know if you can’t handle him."

Navi-kun, who is supposed to be expressionless, seemed to be stunned by Geraldin-san's reaction.

Jend had no problems at all. Being naturally smart, he quickly understood things when explained. Jash was the same way. If he doesn't understand something, he asks questions.

"Put your clothes here, and remember not to wet the towel in the bath."

"Got it. Is this okay manners-wise?"

"... Running is probably not a good idea."

Geraldin-san, who seemed to be extremely excited in the spacious bath, was running around. As usual, he seemed to have no shame and wasn't hiding anything.

"Father! Please cover up a bit!"

Jash, with a towel, was chasing after him, but eventually gave up.

"... Thanks for your hard work."

"... Sorry about our Father."

Jash wasn’t really at fault. I thought he's diligent. By the way, Geraldin-san seemed to be enjoying playing in the water.

After explaining to Jend how to use the shower and faucet, I washed myself and leisurely soaked in the bath. Then, I heard a voice from the women's bath.

"Kuh, you envy-inducing busty beauty!"

Rinka-san... was it? Envy-worthy curves, is she talking about Rosarin?

"Hey! The only one allowed to fondle my breasts is Dirk! Don't touch them!!"

What!? She's getting touched!? I couldn't help but imagine Rinka-san fondling Rosarin’s ample bosom.

"This fortunate person! Not only are they soft, but they also have firmness!? On top of that, they're pink! What are you so proudly declaring!?"

Rinka-san seemed to be about to discuss in detail about Rosarin’s chest, so I hastily shouted. For now, I was relieved when the arguing voices stopped. However, there was no way Rosarin wouldn't retaliate.

"If you want big breasts that badly, I'll give you a massage!!"

"Hey, nooo!! W-wait, saying that while they can hear us... Ah, I don't like it!! Aaah!!"

It seemed Rosarin counterattacked. Rinka-san was making indecent sounds. Oh no, what are they doing! I'm fortunate that I only react to Rosarin’s voice... but if Rosarin were making those kinds of sounds... that would be bad! My lower half would react!

"C-Can't you stop alreadyyyyyy!!"

Half in embarrassment, I yelled, and Rosarin seemed to have stopped obediently.

"Sure~"

With the response, the women's bath fell silent. However, what should I do about the reaction of the lower halves? Glancing at Jash and the others, they were bending forward. Well, it can't be helped.

"Wahahahaha!!”

Oh, I lost my strength.

Geraldin-san, tying soap to his feet and sliding around naked, went from being calm to... wait a minute!

"What are you doing!?"

"Wahaahaha!"

"Father! Stop it! It's dangerous! Ugh!"

Apparently, Jash slipped because of the soap skating. What an annoying old man!

"Enough already...!"

I tried to catch up and grab him but slipped.

"Hahaha!! My soap-coated body can't be caught!!"

I was irritated, but it's true that I couldn't catch him. Jash also joined in, adding blows, but the soap made the blows slippery, and there was no real damage.

"Cut it out already…!"

A remote attack with a bucket from Jend made Geraldin-san collapse. It must have hurt since it hit him directly on the head. Jend, who threw the bucket, said,

"Dad, please stop. Niisan and Dirk too, what are you doing naked?"

“"Sorry.”"

Certainly, fighting while naked... what are we doing? Jash and I returned to the bathtub in embarrassment.

Today's special bath was ginger-flavored. It was considerate for us beastmen, and the smell wasn't too bothersome. Even the soap was subtly scented for beastmen, and I felt grateful for Navi-kun's consideration, but...

"Wahahaha!!"

"Wapuh!? Father, please stop!"

The annoying old man was playing tricks by splashing water on Jash.

"Enough already, Dad!! Niisan is so pitiful!!"

Finally, Jend got angry and lectured Geraldin-san. Jend seemed to be getting out first. Maybe I should too. The sulking old man would probably revive after a while.

"Navi-kun, please take care of guiding Geraldin-san."

"Roger."

He was scolded by Navi-kun immediately, and I heard Navi-kun's electric attack and Geraldin-san's scream.

"... Thank you, Dirk-sama. Leaving him to Navi-dono should be fine.”

"... Thanks for your hard work."

In the bath meant to relax tired bodies, we ended up feeling even more exhausted. Maybe Geraldin-san should have been left to Navi-kun from the beginning.

While dozing off with the massage machine recommended by Rosarin, she quietly approached. She had a pleasant post-bath scent.

"... Good job, darling. Thank you for today... I love you."

She planted a kiss on my forehead. The drowsiness disappeared, but I was left in a state of confusion for a while. I think surprise attacks are unfair!

Postscript: After that, Geraldin-san rushed to the toilet due to drinking too much coffee milk.
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