Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 445 (Patreon)

Dungeon capture, a short break.
It was now evening. Everyone was getting ready to spend the night at the staircase.

I complained that I didn't want to sleep near giant G carcasses, so we ended up sleeping on the staircase... I'm sorry, everyone. Oh, wait a minute! Come to think of it...

"Wait a moment! There's something I want to try!"

I took out an item from my pouch.

"Oh, it works."

The item is called the "Hideout Key." With this, a comfortable life can be realized anytime, anywhere.

"Welcome back, Master. The bath is ready."

"Thanks, Navi-kun. Everyone, let's go in."

As soon as we entered, Navi-kun welcomed us.

"Everyone, you must be tired. I can also offer massages and health checks. Checking for dehydration."

Navi-kun brought out iced tea.

"It's yummy~"

"Fumyu~."

Because the desert was hot, the iced tea felt refreshing on the body.

"Rosarin-chan."

"Yes?"

"What is this place, or rather, what the hell is this place?"

"The key I used earlier is a 'Hideout Key.' It's a magic tool that the Savior Saintess used in the past. Separate kitchen, bath, and toilet. It's a great facility with heating and cooling."

"I have prepared a jacuzzi, bubble bath, and hot spring for the bath."

"The bath facilities are amazing!"

"There's also a massage machine and coffee milk."

"A public bath (Sentou銭湯)!?"

"? Battle (Sentou戦闘)??"

Jend tilted his head in confusion.

"Well... don't you have bathhouses around here? Places where you pay money to take a bath?"

"Oh, a public bath."

Since common people usually use bucket baths, this seems like a luxurious facility. Geraldin-san seemed to go there quite often. Jend didn't even know about it. We have a bath at home, so it's not necessary for us... Jend used to be poor in the past.

"For now, let's all take a bath and then have dinner."

I caught Mary, who was trying to sneak away, by the scruff of her neck.

"Nyaaah!? I don't want to take a bath, nyaaah!!"

"No discussion! Rinka!"

"Understood!!”

"Nyaaah!!"

Rinka and I forcibly escorted Mary away. Perhaps because she's a cat, Mary dislikes baths. However, she was covered in sweat, sand, and the fluids of those thing. Regardless of purification, it's a compulsory cleaning!

The two of us thoroughly washed Mary. Now, as we soaked in the relaxing bath, Rinka began to lament.

"Guh... what is this... is this what they mean by a difference in status..."

Rinka seemed somewhat dejected.

"Sensei... I want... I want big boobies."

"Rinka, knowing when to give up is crucial in life. Hoho."

"Senseeei!?!"

*Note: Presented without retorts.

"Fumyu~"

Mary was leisurely soaking in the bath. It's strange that she doesn't like being washed but enjoys the bath. While I was distracted by Mary , Rinka took advantage of my rear.

"Kuh, you envy-inducing busty beauty!"

"Hey! The only one allowed to fondle my breasts is Dirk! Don't touch them!!"

"This fortunate person! Not only are they soft, but they also have firmness!? On top of that, they're pink! What are you so proudly declaring!?"

"”............””

Others can clearly hear what is going in the bathroom, so I didn’t miss the moment Rinka flinched! I release myself from her restraint and retaliated!

"If you want big breasts that badly, I'll give you a massage!!"

"Hey, nooo!! W-wait, saying that while they can hear us... Ah, I don't like it!! Aaah!!"

With my merciless attacks, Rinka let out indecent sounds.

"C-Can't you stop alreadyyyyyy!!"

"Sure~"

I stopped at Dirk's panicked voice. Rinka looked exhausted.

"Is this the difference in experience... I almost opened a new door."

"Keep it closed. Seal it."

"Yes."

I think Rinka is silly. I hope she doesn't go as far as a yuri world. We don't need any more troublesome fetishes for her.

"Oh, today there's also a rose bath."

The rotating baths were prepared by Navi-kun. Bliss... Perhaps due to her sensitive nose, Mary didn't like the rose bath.

After bathing, it's coffee milk! The three of us placed one hand each on our hips and drink it all at once.

"Pwah."

"Blissful!!"

"Fumiyu, coffee melk~ is yummy!"

Mary, who doesn't say "milk," is cute. After thoroughly drying and brushing, Mary’s fur was glossy. I want to pet her!! White cat, justice!!

The male members, who tend to quickly take a bucket bath, were surprisingly slow this time, especially Geraldin-san.

"That took a while."

"Well, Jend was using a bath with temperature control for the first time, so I had to explain, and that's fine. But Geraldin-san started doing soap skating and caught Jash, and you guys were were talking about weird things..."

Dirk and Jash seemed more tired than before they entered. Seriously, what are you doing, old man?

I recommended the use of the massage machine for the two of them.

I quickly tied up the exuberant old man and gave him a lecture.

"Geraldin-san, soap skating is prohibited."

"Kyuuun."

D-Don't cry so sadly! If you think I'll forgive everything just because you cry sadly, you're mistaken!

"So, which one do you choose, bathing prohibition or?"

"I won't do it again."

"Good!"

Geraldin-san seemed to love baths.

And then, the two hardworking men who seemed to have finished the massage.

"Ojousama... It's not good. This is a machine of corruption. My shoulder stiffness is gone, and I'm sleepy..."

"You can sleep, but eat first. I'll wake you guys up when the food is ready, so you can sleep until then."

"No, I can't let only Ojousama work... However, Ojousama is such a good wife that Dirk-sama is enviable... Ugh, please don't pet me... I'm sleepy............"

When I petted him, he fell asleep. That's unusual. And there seemed to be some honest expression. Upon closer inspection, he had dark circles under his eyes. Was he sleep-deprived?

"... Maybe because Niisan was forced to accompany Otousan last night, he didn't sleep much. Is that why?"

Jend gently covered Dirk and Jash with a blanket. How considerate!

"Old man, kneel and reflect until the food is ready. It's a direct order."

"Kyuuun."

Don't cause trouble for your kind son!

The old man knelt in the corner of the room until the food was ready. Occasionally, he was poked by Jend or Mary and twitched. Good, keep it up.

"My Lord, kneeling is a terrifying torture!"

Geraldin-san's legs, when called for dinner, were trembling like a newborn deer.

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