Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 409 (Patreon)

Experimenting! Mixing stuff is dangerous, that’s fundamentals!!
Rinka-san said.

“Let’s use a talisman that restores God’s power!”

“Adopted!”

Idea 5: Let’s try using the talisman!

Besides Rinka, Minato-san, Ten-chan and Inari-san, who are Japanese Gods, also came to help. Inari-san, don’t tempt me with your fluffy tail! I only pet Dirk’s tail!

Everyone was working hard. I also learned and made one. I grounded the ink and slid the brush while looking at the model. I felt nostalgic as I put my heart into it, remembering that I did this at school too.

“Well, I’ll go first.”

Rinka stuck it on Shiva’s forehead. I thought he looked like Jiangshi, but it wasn’t a time to tease him, so I restrained myself.

“I feel it soaking in…”

Shiva looked blissful. The effect seemed to be decent.

“I’m done too!”

Ten-chan stuck the talisman on Shiva’s back.

“I feel like I can fly in the sky…”

Is it just me? Somehow, Shiva is…

“Rinka-san, Rinka-san.”

“Yes?”

“Shiva is weird, right?”

“Huh? What’s…eeeeeeh!?”

Rinka, who was concentrating on drawing the next talisman, was shocked when she looked up.

Shiva’s nose got bigger.

I glanced at Ten-chan. Ten-chan is a handsome guy with a slightly high nose. He was looking at Shiva with an envious and jealous gaze.

“Huh? What?”

Shiva noticed our subtle gaze and started flapping around.

Huh? Flapping around?

“Shiva, behind you! Behind you!”

He even had magnificent wings.

“Gyaaaaaa!?”

Shiva screamed as he noticed his wings. I immediately handed him a mirror. Shiva shouted after looking in a mirror.

“My nose, my nose!!”

Too bad! If it were his eyes, it would have been a scene from a certain masterpiece (laughs).

No, no, I was so shaken by the situation that my thoughts flew away two days later, but that’s not it.

“… If it’s because of Ten-chan’s talisman, can’t you just remove it?”

He tried to remove it in a hurry, but since it was stuck on his back, he struggled because his wings were in the way.

“… I’m envious! Trying to get rid of that wonderful nose is blasphemy against Tengu!!”

“”Huh?””

“Gyahahahaha!”

Rinka and I were dumbfounded. Minato-san smiled wryly. Inari-san laughed out loud. Ten-chan was crying. Tengu? Ten-chan… is normal, but Tengu basically have big noses.

Shiva was flustered by Ten-chan’s incomprehensible statement. It’s fresh to see Shiva flustered.

“Ten has a flat nose among Tengu. That’s why he is envious of Shiva-dono, who temporarily got a Tengu-like nose.”

“Don’t call me flat-nosed!”

Ten-chan cried. So much for that. I removed Ten-chan’s talisman from Shiva and stuck it on Ten-chan. Nothing happened.

I removed Rinka’s talisman and stuck it on Ten-chan.

“Ah.”

“Huh?”

“Wow.”

“Whoa.”

“Huh? What!? Did something change?”

I handed Ten-chan a mirror.

“Congratulations, Ten-chan.”

Ten-chan’s nose had become higher.

“Thank you! Thank you, Rin Neechan!”

“My nose is so long~!”

“Your nose is so high~!”

The excited Ten-chan and I were in high spirits.

“Eeeeeh…nothing happened when you used Ten-chan’s talisman, but when I used my own talisman, his nose became higher…so it’s my fault!?”

“It seems that Rinka’s talisman further enhances one’s original power.”

“I-I didn’t know that.”

“No, it’s because we’re here. The magic power here is strong.”

“I see.”

While Rinka and Minato-san were talking calmly, Inari-san seemed to have finished drawing her the talisman and stuck it on Shiva.

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“Gahahahaha!!”

“Huh!? What!? What now!?”

Ten-chan and I froze as we were dancing, celebrating his newly large nose. Rinka grimaced, and Minato-san smiled wryly.

I handed Shiva a mirror.

“Hair! My haaair!!”

Too bad again! If it were his eyes… Golden hair was growing on Shiva’s forehead. I want to name it “Forehead Mohawk”.

When I stuck Rinka’s talisman on a whim, it became even more messy. If it was just fox ears and tail, it would be moe, but he looked reminiscent of Cousin Itt. Very hairy.

“……… Hey.”

“Yeah?”

“Stop playing around with other Gods!”

“I’m showwy!”

“You don’t seem to have any remorse!”

“Ei.”

“”Eh?””

Minato-san stuck a talisman on Shiva’s back. I’ve seen it somewhere before…oh, it’s like the dog-like dragon in Neverending Story. When I stuck on Ten-chan’s, wings grew out. His nose didn’t change. I also stuck my talisman (which was extremely swollen) on him. His head turned into a flashy illumination mountain drill.

“Please stop already!!”

Shiva cried for real, so the experiment ended.

Result: Rinka’s talisman works. However, it is dangerous to mix it with other Gods’ or my talismans. We discovered mega-evolution in the process.

When we use only my talisman, it turns people into shining drill. So it’s true that my magic power = drill!?

P.S. I succeeded in creating a moe-type fox ears and tail with Inari-san’s talisman. I want to use this to seduce Dirk next time.

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