Home Artists Posts Import Register
Patreon importer is back online! Tell your friends ✅

Content

We've wrapped up our long Fun Game Monday run with Psychonauts, everyone's favorite Frankenweenie platformer (which is actually pretty fun), and so the pendulum now swings back to Dumb Game Monday. Our five options are below, but please abide by the two rules:
- No Googling
- Do not vote for a game you've already played

Option A
Option B
Option C
Option D
Option E

Dumb Game Monday is at 9pm PT on twitch.tv/easyallies and of course archived with our other streams at youtube.com/easyalliesplays

But there is one more important item! We must also hold a vote on whether or not Starwinder belongs in the Dumb Pantheon of Immortal Excellence, the sacred honor reserved for the dumb games that we have found truly endearing and entertaining despite or perhaps because of their dumbness. A majority vote greater than 66% is required to be entered into the Pantheon.
Vote here: https://goo.gl/g9yDbF

That's all! See you Monday
Love & Respect,
Kyle

Comments

Anonymous

With a cover like that it has to be Beastly

Anonymous

No contest... Has to be Beastly

Anonymous

It HAS to be Beastly

Tetsujin

Beastly...obvious choice here!

Anonymous

My goodness I really hope beastly wins

Jacob K

I think everyone knows not to pick Game A lol

VGJunky

Beastly box art team on point

Anonymous

D looks like something magical. Also Starwinder absolutely deserves a spot.

Anonymous

I can't not vote for B. Too bizarre not to.

Anonymous

B because what the hell is that?

Anonymous

Option B. For Beastly.

Anonymous

How any person would not pick Beastly is beyond me.

Anonymous

Blitz, franchise mode

Mark van Dijken

Beastly's boxart looks incredible

Anonymous

You guys realize that ‘Beastly’ is a movie and that the cover art is just taken from it? A terrible movie at that lol

Anonymous

I vote yes for Starwinder!

Anonymous

Anubis has a spooky feel so I think we should give that a try.

Anonymous

i voted for the loser at this point

Anonymous

Faith in allies restored.

Anonymous

Can we have a Beastly movie watch along with kyle?

Anonymous

B looks intriguing

Anonymous

Oh Baby!

Anonymous

Am I evil for wanting Kyle to play all of these? XD

Anonymous

It looks like the worst thing in existence, I love it.

kaizerlith

B because I have to know what that is.

Anonymous

what how is option 2 even a thing, the moive was not good or made any money.

Anonymous

I don't understand what people see in option B, that's the least intriguing to me. went for option D instead.

Anonymous

Can we vote for more than one thing now, or is that a glitch? Anyway, I voted A and D. And I voted for Starwinder, as well - it was certainly interesting, and I think G'zlorp G'fnargh's hideous floppy maw was sufficiently memorable to deserve lasting glory.

EasyAllies

Whoops, that's a setting that I forgot to toggle off. I'd say if the votes were closer I'd have to reset the poll, but today I'm fairly certain the winning option would still be winning.

Anonymous

lame would have liked to see Anubis II, it has so much charm on the box. But everyone picked some dumb romance movie that is supposed to be like beauty and the beast or something. :/ Good luck with all the voice acting Bossman. Even D looks promising.

Anonymous

Bad movie tie in game wins again huh?

Anonymous

Beastly cover is intriguing but Swashbucklers....highly doubt it's Civil War pirates. One way to find out. D gets my vote

Anonymous

swashbucklers is made by atari... im intrigued.

Anonymous

Ha, option C got blocked by my antivirus for 18+ adult content, so picking that one!

Anonymous

I think Grandma has made a great mistake getting Beastly for you. Can't wait!

Anonymous

Beastly... what even? I must.

Anonymous

Kinda wanted Swashbucklers (and voted for it), but sure, Beastly's power is totally understandable. What IS that?

Anonymous

I chose D because B is based on a movie, which I never saw, but remember the trailer... but that is close enough to "already played" for me, whereas D is something I've never heard of before. Though I definitely would be ok with B winning, as it is surely a very dumb game indeed

Jordan Brown

People are going to be very disappointed in Beastly. It is not a so bad it's funny game or even really a game. It's just a lame movie tie-in game.

Anonymous

A looks like a cool egyptian 3D platformer based on the cover art. Precursor to Assassin's Creed Origins.

Anonymous

I picked option E because it kind of looks like a Kyle game to me hahha and I'm intrigued by that scooter! I think beastly is probably the last one I'd pick, sure the cover looks ridiculous/funny but you can just tell that it's going to be one of those half assed barely even a game Wii games.

Anonymous

Oh god, not Beastly, I could swear I've seen someone play that before

Anonymous

Option D.. Looks a bit whacky. Is it pirates, is it the civil war? who knows, but despite never hearing of the game, I get the feeling it could be a bizarre strategy or RTS game. Whacky good stuff.

Anonymous

It was a good choice.