Gif: HE WAS MILF-IFIED BY A MAGIC MIRROR! (Patreon)

Guy: So, I just say whatever I want, and this magic mirror will give it to me?

Magic Store Clerk: Yes, sir. But consider carefully before you --

Guy: I want a sexy little MILF, with nice jugs and a firm butt! She should be super thirsty for younger dudes, and all she thinks about is getting that big D!

Poof!

Guy: What the hell? Why did I turn into a girl?

Clerk: As I tried to explain, the magic mirror transforms you into anything you ask for. You asked for a MILF, so that's what you became.

Guy: But this isn't what I wanted! Make it change me back, right now!

Clerk: I'm sorry, but the mirror will only transform a person once. This will be your body from now on, and your mental changes should be happening soon.

Guy: Mental changes?

Clerk: Yes. I believe the phrase you used was, "She should be super thirsty for younger dudes."

Guy: What? No way! I'm not gonna bang a bunch of college boys! Not even if they're... insanely hot. Like, boys with big, rippling muscles, all sweaty and glistening in the sun, and... Aw, crap.

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