Gif: SPECIAL TREATMENT (Patreon)

Guy 1: Hey, pal. Your wife talked you into this too, right?

Guy 2: Yeah. She gave me a gift certificate for a "total makeover" at this salon. I told her I wasn't into girly shit like that, but she said this place has a special treatment for dudes.

Guy 3: Yeah, my girl said the same thing. I only came in here to get a refund, but then I met the babe who runs this place and she talked me into sticking around. With knockers like those, she could talk a guy into anything!

Guy 2: Tell me about it. We all came in to get our money back, and the next thing we know that little honey has got us sitting here in these salon chairs like a bunch of goddamned housewives!

Guy 1: She told me that if I let her give me a makeover, I wouldn't believe the results. She said I was gonna be super cute, my wife would be thrilled with the results, blah de-freakin' blah. I know it's all BS, though. She'll probably just charge way too much for the old shave and a haircut.

Guy 4: Yeah. I bet when we leave here, we won't look any different...