I'm definitely NOT announcing my kinky new spin-off site! (Patreon)

Patreon lets us have lots of fun, but they do have some restrictions on what we can post. For example, we can't post any links to hardcore sites. So, if I'd just launched a password-protected spin-off site exclusively for my patrons, where I'm going to be posting material that's been blocked by Patreon, along with some spicy new stuff, I definitely wouldn't post the link here.

If finding the site was as simple as entering my name in your address bar, followed by a dot com, I wouldn't tell you that. No, sirree-bob! And if such a site required a new password every month, and this month's password happened to be a particular color that rhymes with glue (all lowercase,) I most certainly wouldn't tell you that, either.

So, that's it. I'm not announcing anything, and I'm afraid we've got absolutely nothing new to offer here today.

You'll just have to find some other site where you can have lots of fun...