Gif: CHANGES FOR THE NEW YEAR (Patreon)

Guy 1: Ugh, another New Year's Eve with just you and me. What a pair of losers. Sometimes I think we'll never get girlfriends.

Guy 2: Yeah. Hey, did you ever hear that if you make a wish at midnight on New Year's Eve, it'll come true? Let's try it.

Guy 1: Dude, that's pathetic even for you.

Guy 2: Come on, what've we got to lose? Hey, there go the fireworks, it's midnight. Make your wish.

Guy 1: OK, fine. This year I wish for hot sex. Lots and lots of amazing, hot sex.

Guy 2: OK, and I wish for a gorgeous girlfriend who's madly in love with me.

* POOF *

Guy 2: Oh, my God! You're a...

Guy 1: I'm a chick! And... all of a sudden, you're really cuuuuuute.