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She: Well, I see that somebody used one of my bath bombs.

He: Sorry, it was an accident.

She: An accident? I suppose it just fell in the tub?

He: I'd had a long day and I just felt like... pampering myself a little. But I didn't know it was gonna do this.

She: How many times have I told you to never touch my stuff in the bathroom? You know I keep all kinds of magic shit in there. When you're dating a witch, you have to be careful about stuff like that!

He: Look, I'm sorry, OK? Now will you please just change me back?

She: I can't. You'll just have to wait for the effects to wear off... in 300 years!

He: What? No, this can't be happening!

She: How do you think I feel? Now I'm stuck dating some chick with pink hair... and she's hotter than me!

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