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Isaac and his fiancee Talia were both keeping secrets. Isaac hadn't told Talia that he was sleeping with her best friend, and Talia hadn't told Isaac that she came from a long line of witches. When Talia found out about Isaac's affair, she dug out her old spell books and went to work concocting her revenge.

On the day of the wedding, Talia walked down the aisle wearing a tight, lacy black dress that looked more like something a girl would wear on Halloween than on her honeymoon. When Isaac saw her he looked horrified, but he forced a tight little smile.

"Darling," he asked, "why aren't you wearing your wedding dress?"

Talia giggled, reached into her purse and took out a wand with a sparkling pink tip.

"You wear it," she said.