Gif: A CASE OF HOT CHICK FEVER (Patreon)

Let me get this straight, Miss. You say that you're suffering from something called "Hot Chick Fever," a new disease that suddenly transforms men into busty blond girls? And this is supposedly happening to other men, all over the country?

Come on. This is a joke, right? Did Doctor Prescott put you up to this? There's no disease capable of changing a man's sex like that! It's the most ridiculous thing I ever...

Oh, crap.