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One December evening Wally had been working late at the office, and when he came home and went into his bedroom he was quite surprised to find a group of little men dressed like Christmas elves.

"Who the hell are you," Wally demanded to know, "and what are you doing in my house?"

One of the little men stepped forward and answered in a strange, high-pitched voice, just like an elf in a cartoon.

"You've been a very naughty boy, Wallace. Santa simply couldn't allow you to go on like that, so he sent us here to put a stop to it. We're going to turn you into an elf and put you to work as a toy tester. A few hundred years of good, hard work should teach you a lesson!"

Wally sneered, thinking these guys were crazy, but then his clothes were suddenly ripped away by invisible hands and when he looked down at his naked body he found that he'd somehow become a woman. He was built like a porn star, with wide hips and truly enormous breasts.

"Hey," he said. "What the fuck did you do to me?"

The lead elf wagged his finger.

"Tut-tut, young lady! We won't have language like that in Santa's workshop! I already told you, you're going to be working with us as an elf and testing the new toys."

"But... Why am I girl? Why do I need to be a girl, just to test toys?"

The elves all laughed. Wally didn't like the way they were looking at him, and he folded his arms self-consciously over his plump, soft new boobs.

"Well," the lead elf said, "we do make very special toys for grown-ups, too..."