Gif: COSTUME DRAMA (Patreon)

"Hey, babe, what's the deal with your crazy store? I've looked all over and I can't find a costume!"

"Well, we have a wide variety of costumes. We have French maid outfits, beautiful princess dresses, cowgirls and cheerleaders..."

"But that crap is all for girls! Everything in this whole store is for girls!"

"Yes, it is. Sexy costumes, for sexy ladies."

"Well, in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a... HEY!"