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Why do we still allow clowns life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Why is French a dumb language? Why are lands lying about their size? Are underwater people worse than aliens? What were the dumbest things we believed as children? Why does Chris HATE long videos? Who the fuck is Uncle Majic?

It's December 4th! Sorry for the late upload, fellers. It's my birthday though, so here's our gift to you. A late episode <3 - Chris

BTW, I'll be uploading the full Snark Tank theme for all patrons this Christmas. I know some of you were curious about it. 

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Anonymous

The lyrics to the song to my knowledge is this. It’s a bunch of shit Chris said around 2016 Fuck you little bitch You think you can fuck with me What a moron (said in a retarded way like morain) Fuck you little bitch Hey look I hope it’s Braille I’m vegan Fuck you little bitch (Podcast fades in)

Kaleb

Holy shit I forgot about Uncle Magic

Anonymous

Fucking finally going to get the second measure of that song after a year of listening to the first and last 10 seconds

Anonymous

I think the lyrics to the intro song are; "Hey, look! It's a little dead meme. Fuck you little bitch. You think you can fuck with me? What an annoying, fucking little bitch. He look I think it's (idfk.) Fuck you little bitch. You useless sack of human garbage.-" and that's all I'm able to gleam from what I've heard.

Anonymous

Sween gonna hear that clip about cockroaches and Jews later and cringe like crazy lmaoooo, i feel bad i know he meant well.

Anonymous

1:28:30 Sweeney, the Fell Dragon Grima is from Fire Emblem Awakening, not YuGiOh you silly person

Anonymous

I fucking hate League of Legends, and I fucking hate Imagine Dragons, but Arcane slaps so damn hard. It's definitely worth watching and skipping the intro.

Trevor Bolstad

Kind of glad to hear Sweeney’s thoughts on ME2 as someone with the same experience. I just finished Mass Effect for the first time via Legendary Edition and loved it. Now I’m 10 hours into ME2 LE and I’m confused by the different choices made with combat/gameplay after missing the original two games. It’s so weird to feel this way after hearing all of the praise for ME2, but I’m glad I’m not alone.

Anonymous

There's no fuckin way Dogs have object permanence, everytime you leave for a fraction of an instant, they lose their shit as if you suddenly just stopped existing for the rest of time.