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April Question Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2021-04-05 19:45:46
Imported:
2023-06

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You know the music, time to dance.

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Anonymous

Howdy yall. Long time listener but new patron. After the tragic passings of people like DMX, Adam Perkins and Dr. Drew, who do y'all wish *won't* kick the bucket too soon? Conversely, what celeb/artist/actor/etc would yall choose to resurrect? The only catch is that you have to kill someone of equal status by the law of Equivalent Exchange. Thank you for the laughs and the bantz

Anonymous

Q: if Stuart little died would the littles bury him or throw him away?

Gay Jonah Gaymeson, Chief Editor of the Gayly Bugle

Q: I've heard a lot of controversial food takes on this show so I would like to propose this question: when you have a meal do you eat the side dish before the entree or do you eat them together? I am of the mindset that not eating your side dish first is a cosmically reprehensible offense, but I'm curious what you lads think. Thanks for all of the laughs!

Anonymous

Hello fellow cysts, First I have some housekeeping to do, so here we go: You are now breathing manually, you are aware of your toe positions, your tongue does not have a natural resting place. Alright, so a coworker of mine is giving me the heeby jeebies, he just gives me the vibe that he would stab me in a hallway and smile at the blood pouring out of me and betrayal in my eyes. But here's the thing, everyone gets along with him, everyone seems to think nothing is wrong, and I can't really convince them otherwise. Whether I'm wrong, or going to end up in some cadaver sex dungeon in Utah is irrelevant. My question for you is: who was that person in your friend group or workplace, that just rubbed you the wrong way, but no one else seemed to notice but you?

Anonymous

Hello Racist, Horny, and Illiterate First time patron but here's my question. Imagine that you are on an infinite flat plane and a wave of ten 6 year olds are coming at you and the intent to kill. Once you kill all of them you get a 5 minute breather and then another wave of ten comes at you. But every 5 rounds an 8 year old gets thrown in the mix. Without any moral limitations how many waves can you go before the hoard consumes you? Personally I think I could about 12, but only because I would do my best to get a spin out of one of the ones and start beyblading some necks. I also feel like I need to add that the first time I heard the question was in the back of a van on the way to church camp. Thanks for giving me something great to binge at a job I hated.

Anonymous

Let me just start by saying I love your guy’s podcast, it makes my 11 hour drives each day (truck driver) all the more entertaining. I’m a first time Patreon supporter and I discovered you guys after Chris’ Resident Evil video showed up on my youtube feed, and have been dying of laughter since. Now for my question, when was the last time you were involved in something that you genuinely didn’t want to be a part of, but just ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time, or agreed to do something you genuinely didn’t want to do?

Anonymous

New patron, long time listener here. Not really a question. Just informing I guess. In the last episode you guys talked about horses might reside. You mentioned nevada. Now I live in nevada. Horses are so common in nevada that multiple schools have their mascots as mustangs, and there are just wandering packs of those beasts.

Anonymous

Hello Mr. Edward Norton from American History X(Pre-shower scene involving anal rape), Edward Norton from American History X(Post-shower scene involving anal rape) and finally Mr. Edward Norton from American History X......but with glasses! I have a question for my three favorite left-leaning racists! Now, it has come to my attention that you three gentlemen think very highly of the "Furry" community and only wish them to have healthy and fulfilling lives. So my question is this....What would each of your "Fursonas" be?(And no, you cant kill yourselfs!...Sweeny) If you care about my thoughts on the manner, please read the following below. Chris - I think a Weasel or a Raccoon disguised as an house-cat would fit Chris perfectly fine. His "Weaselly" voice gives off that impression, while his charm and witty sense of humor gives off the impression that he only wants to be loved, but nobody finds raccoons that looks like they just survived 4 years in a concentration camp all that warm and cuddly. Sweeny - Obviously Tom is a Wild Boar, through and through. Simply from looking at his "Heavy Set", his Chief Wiggum nostrils and that irradiating pitch his voice gives off whenever hes wrong (Which is all the time) , or slurring out Mein Kampf. Boars are actually considered just as intelligent as dogs, but that doesn't mean they are less of a nuisance or beloved. Tom comes off as "Well-spoken" or "Civilized" due to his minimal intelligence, but he only apply's it to service his shallow needs, base survival and articulating his cancerous arguments. His favorite strategy of debate is squealing into the microphone and running away with the victory when he successfully drowns out any points or arguments that would have proven him wrong. ( He's my favorite :) ) DeRICK - This is another one that i see as kind of obvious. Hes a satanic Mountain Goat/Ram. Edgy, biggest ballsack on YouTube and his sinful affinity for Metal (Satan's Music) makes him the perfect sacrificial lamb for our Pagan Overlords. He would have 5 horns that would perfectly align with the Pentagram symbol, his pelt would be black (Of course), so in the end he would be the first one picked of by a Goat equivalent of a white police officer and shot dead in the streets. Real talk: I've been a huge fan of the Snark Tank ever since i started working night-shift, you're "Shoot-the-shit" style of podcasting make the nights feel less lonely and your fucked up conversations never fail to bring a smile to my face. Best of luck to the Podcast and each of your yt channels :)

Anonymous

Hey bois, needing to save money for a lil while so this will be my last question before I go. How should I go about getting my band to the "next level?" Like doing local shows and eventually touring and opening up for big name bands. My band plays metal, and we're from a small city in Kansas. Not a whole lot of venues around town will even give us the time of day, or let even us play because we're a metal band. Venues are starting to book shows around here, so the Covid thing isn't really a problem. Any tips or tricks that might help me and my bois out? Btw, if you want to shout out our instagram, feel free, but not obligated. Band name is Gutterbones. @gutterb0nes

Anonymous

do you guys like beans?

Anonymous

Hello the whitest black man, alt-right Lin Manuel Miranda and Tom "please play Mass Effect already" Sweeny! I'm a first time patron, long time listener who tunes in to hear your ramblings pretty much every day while I play videogames. I'm glad I finally get to support my favorite show on YouTube. My question for you fiends is: Has a videogame ever changed your perspective on a social issue or had a moment that made you completely reconsider your view point on the world? For me, it was Metal Gear Solid 2, which scarily predicted the future and taught me a lot about censorship and how information we receive is controlled. Thank you for putting so much effort into the show and thank you Chris and Derrick for getting me into Hades and metal respectively.

Anonymous

Hello Black Darth Vador, Lando, and the Skeleton of Luke that they are Weekend at Bernie'sing Yes I know it doesn't make sense to put 'ing' at then end of a movie title, eat my shorts! My question is for Derrick mainly but I know Chris and Sween will have their two cents. I love Legend of Dragoon and have been wanting a remake for a long time because the original as a little bit of jank. Especially between the final boss of disc 2 which plagued my child mind got years because the game would crash. My childhood trauma aside, if you could guarantee a remake was made for Legend of Dragoon but you would have to give up something of yours what would it be? The Most precious the Item is to you would dictate the quality of the finish product (only one item) ...I would give my picture of Halestorm signed by all the members I got 10 years ago from my first ever concert experience.