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This is a rollercoaster and a nightmare. Derrick awakens his inner sexist pervert? Jake Paul vs Floyd Mayweather? Normies milking OnlyFans for sex worker clout? Do gorillas have inner monologues? Should gorillas have access to steroids? How common do surgeons leave surgical equipment inside people? Can humans smell ants? Would you pay for Efukt? I would! This unnecessarily horny episode is brought to you by Kersti Kaljulaid, The President of The Republic of Estonia.

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Anonymous

To help you guys on the Gorillas free styling words without replicating it from another being, a podcaster from The Official Podcast (good podcast btw, check them out if you want), mentioned that Koko the Gorilla who is known for her learning sign language once lied without learning it from someone else. Her caretaker came in one day to her room and noticed that Koko’s sink was broken, so she asked her who did it, to which Koko responds in sign language that the cat, of which she owned, broke it and basically lied about it without learning it from someone else. So that’s something that I bet helps stir your minds about it for a bit.

Anonymous

Thanks Estonia

Anonymous

Best episode by far ♥

Anonymous

This episode is probably the best one yet guys, holy shit

Anonymous

I really love that, despite being 30, SBG has that exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

Anonymous

I can 1000% smell ants! I hate it, it's very unpleasant IMO.

Marcus Brown

As much as I want to listen, I'd rather wait for the video.

Anonymous

Jesus y’all were shooting right out the gate this shit was hilarious

Jose Horrach

Although I agree with Derek on Mihoshi making my pee pee tingle, the right answer is Princess Jasmine.

Anonymous

my question was read??!! what is this, Christmas time¿

Anonymous

to be more clear on the question, the fanfic doesn’t have to involve you guys. I just thought you guys would search up some cringe and read from there like you do with your disgusting and vulgar impersonations of former president Donnie trumpten. But great episode! Loving the idea of solo podcast episodes. So thrilled for next month

Anonymous

Thanks for putting me in the podcast twice Chris, i'll come up with better nicknames next time

Nikki Ziggy

I loved a top comment to the video on YouTube just thought to share it here as I’m listening “I really like this podcast, but it’s hilarious how these guys cannot fathom anything working differently than how they know it to work”