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A girl who thinks she's a deer has a power trip on Twitch. Why is the internet up in arms? Can reptiles be funny? What would be the worst way to die? What movies deserved sequels but didn't get them? Would you rather be an NPC in Crazy Taxi or GTA Online? What's a worse curse? Looking like, or talking like Jar Jar Binks? Hi, my names is Omry. I write the descriptions for The Snark Tank. I can't leave. The locks are on the outside and this is my only shot to reach out. Chris doesn't pay attention to these. Please, send assistance. I'm located at cedwoiku;wlcnfkjc

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Anonymous

Yeah Chris don't worry about it, literally I don't even know how to pronounce my name correctly people have said Chihuahua and culicitaka. The best I can do for you is sounding it out. Kai - ya - wha

Anonymous

What did deers do to Sweeny to make him this hostile??

Anonymous

Justin Roiland should watch this podcast. It's a fucking goldmine for random shit very reminiscant of Rick &amp; Morty episodes

Anonymous

@someblackguy, that whole "firing a bullet in the air" thing is extremely common in New Orleans. On New Years Eve, people fire their guns into the sky to celebrate and gunshot deaths from that happen multiple times in one night. It's why they require all EMS to wear helmets on that night.

Anonymous

When you lads were talking about furries i wish you would’ve reacted to this person to get yours reactions https://youtu.be/3RFun58Gt7A at 2:30

Marcus Brown

Ok but what if someone sees themselves as a "Platypus"? 😂

AllHandsOnDick

Fuck you chris, I ain't paying 15 a month for you to ignore the other half of my name

Anonymous

Crank is the trilogy the world deserves

Anonymous

dear Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal with molasses, Mr.Where the white women at, and everyone's favourite 'Madame Zeroni' looking ghoul, if you could wipe your memory of any game franchise in order to experience it fresh, which would it be and why. (mine is the original paper mario) Bonus points if it would hold up to modern standards.

Tootsie

ok. Yall need jesus. Use somewhat reasonable names. Ffs. Zigga lmao

Anonymous

When you guys find your next merch platform can you make the banner and voyage shirts available in black, navy or dark grey? Those are pretty much the only color shirts I can wear since I cannot use antiperspirant.

Anonymous

Nah mate I make it my mission to make the strangest names possible