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Just a sneak at some Merchandise we're planning on spewing out into the disgusting apocalypse. Because we all know the best way to spend money during a societal collapse is clothing with vague references to obscure internet personalities on it. 

All seriousness though, all Patrons have access to these raw images to do with as they please (as long as you're not selling them.) If you have the means to take these and print them yourselves, be our guests. Supporting us on Patreon should, at the very least, give you a way around the traditional merchandising spiel. I'll be getting some test prints of these hoodies and shirts and socks and stickers so expect to see tangible examples sometime soon. (COVID's kinda slowing shipping down.)

A Snark Tank discord server should be set up soon for all $10+ patrons too. Also thinking about making some exclusive podcasts here in the future. We'll see. 

Any topics or suggestions for next weeks episode? Leave 'em here. 

- Chris

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A roughly human shaped pile of red flags

What’s up Sween Daddy, True African Black Metal and Sexy Idubbbz. Do you think 2020 is going to show a positive change for gaming? With so many great campaign focused single player experiences with no micro transactions (e.g, Doom Eternal, Half Life Alyx, FF7 remake ect.) do you think that the industry has learned its lesson as far a pay to win and loot boxes.

Anonymous

Greetings The Dweeb Weeb Machines filled with sticky amounts of Sween, if a wormhole opened up and dropped a female version of you that is exactly like you but the upgrade is that she is sexier than the original Halo ost, just 10/10. After the ensuing panic attack from the experience, would you fuck a female version of yourself? Keep doing what you're doing my beautiful ethnic children, hope you're all doing well

Higgle

what are some podcasts that you guys like?

Anonymous

Hello Double dip of chocolate dick, and The twink of my dreams. My question is what is worse morally, Necrophilia or Beastiality? Side note for Derrick, Thoughts on the new The Black Dahlia Murder Album

Anonymous

Hey what conspiracy theory for u believe in whether proven or not. Also what will you guys do when this whole thing is fucking over. Another thing I'm thinking of streaming any advice would help. Kiss me violently john Barilich

Anonymous

Greetings Christopher Raymond Gunther, Thomas Swenard, and a particular black fellow. i have a hypothetical, what if it was a family members birthday coming up and you decided the best card you can send them is a fiver video from Syria where a bunch of Syrian kids wrote happy birthday on a sign with your family members name. however happily they get bombed in the middle of the video and still send it to you somehow. what would you do with this footage of Syrian children being popped like water balloons?

AllHandsOnDick

Gettings cunts, what is something completely out of your age or gender demographic that you really enjoy, thanks, have a great day cunts.

Anonymous

Dear Schrix and Exewensy. One of you has had a sudden mental breakdown while home alone, years of repressed sadness and anxiety just pouring free in uncontrollable shaking sobs. The other guy walks in. How do you think they would respond?

Anonymous

you become god for 45 seconds with no ability to extend that time what do you do

Anonymous

I’ve thought about this and it’s scary. Imagine whatever you want, just think it into existence. How long until a dark thought creeps up?

Anonymous

Hey guys! You’ve become the leader of the world and the world has 1 government. You’ve been asked to resolve the world’s issues. What and how do you address first second and third?

Anonymous

Someone asked about your favorite drinks, and it has me thinking, have y'all ever tried drinks with egg whites? They are fantastic! And contrary to popular belief, I personally get less sick off of drinks with egg whites in them.

Dre Rams

This is actually fucking dope. Can't wait for it