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Can your brain understand having your heart ripped out? Is Tom Sweeny a genuine sociopath? Will teleporters kill us? What is it like going to Black People Church? Gears of War 5 is actually kinda good? Are games harder or easier to play now that we're older and smarter, yet more feeble and weak? Do dogs understand violence? Should cunnilingus have a bubblegum flavor? (jesus christ) Would you want to experience true blindness? What was the worst film? Dragon Ball Evolution? Catwoman? Or Avatar: The Last Airbender? The competition is fierce this Easter!

Sorry about literally everything you're gonna hear. 

NOTE: This episode won't have the names at the end, but the public feed will have it. Editing this was a nightmare due to discord completely fucking our audio. It's better now than last time though. Will be working to make audio as crystal clear as possible. Thanks again for your support in these trying times. <3

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Anonymous

There wasn't a question thread for #17? I was so ready oof

Anonymous

With the teleporting stuff, check out the Stephen King short story The Jaunt, it's a pretty creepy look at how teleportation could work

Anonymous

I’d murder 100 animals because the chance of getting 100 insects is really high and the chance of killing a young kid or an old woman is too high

Anonymous

Darth Sweeney

Eric Smith

Sweentamus Peen Prime

Anonymous

What is something fucked up that happened to you as a kid, that you didn't realize was fucked up until you were an adult.

Anonymous

Yeah, I just realized that this isn't the question thread. I just saw the notification, assumed and posted my question. Yikes.

Anonymous

Saltyness I’m illiterate sorry

Anonymous

Hey guys. Great show, but just wanted to bring up that although I agree with you on teleporting, Portal style wormholes are basically the same thing. The main difference is that you don't have to sacrifice yourself for a clone to take your place. The only real problem I could see would be bringing anything around you with you. So if someone was stuck in space you might not be able to save them due to the vacuum. Not sure if I'm overlooking something or if you wouldn't count this method, but it is hypothetically possible.

Anonymous

Y'all crazy dude I love my christian music. I get lit af when I worship Jesus

BrandEver

I just listened, I thought the audio was great this time

Anonymous

Thanks for putting up with me Chris. Now that I’ve won I can use my real name and actually ask you questions now

Anonymous

Chris you cunt... You didnt read my full name...