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JUNE QUESTION THREAD! (Patreon)

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2024-06-01 09:36:34
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Ask your questions for the month of June!

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Almost $50k in debt

Hey black, mocha, & latte, During your advice advice extra ammo you guys talked about sex and relationships. I'm not going to go any further because I don't want to give any of these HOUSIES extra content without going homeless like your TRUE fans. Anyway, that section reminded me of a class I took this last semester called human sexuality which was basically a college level sex-ed class. The professor for it was particularly great because he would tell jokes and always encourage us to say penis, vagina, and testicles as much as possible. If a professor encouraged you to say outlandish things in the middle of class, would you do it?

Born Under a Pride Flag with a Gay dick in yo eye

What's popping swerrick, Dris and Chweeny, I started watching the og X men before I watch 97 and have been enjoying it immensely, but I don't have a lot of knowledge when it comes to X-Men so this question is for Derrick and Sweeney. Is there a reason jean grey doesn't have an alias like the others? Scott summers is cyclops, Logan is wolverine, Remy la beau is gambit, etc. is there a comic reason for this or do they just enjoy doxxing her in every fight?

Saddest Substance (ok it MIGHT be cum)

Hello Piss1, Piss2 and PissPrime, hope you're all doing alright. Here's a hypothetical: You've somehow upset a spirit or witch, and thus you are now cursed to grant speech and human-level sentience to the next 3 inanimate objects that you touch with your hands. What would you touch? What would you go out of your way to not touch? Thanks for the show pissing pissers.

Thecockwizard

Hello ass-effect3, if you could make a single person devastatingly senile who would you choose for the most entertainment or personal amusement?

Brandy Hutsell

Hello Gaslighter Supreme, Piss Ronin, and European Extreme. Have any of you ever caused somebody to go to a mental health facility? A couple years ago an old friend/ex girlfriend went into to a psych ward for a week because ofnthe conversation we had.

Dutch Van Der Gay

Would you rather piss gravel or shit literal bricks?

Vaering

Greetings and salutations you three Musketeers. I feel like I see way more rage bait (and similar) comments on various posts nowadays. Do y'all think this a growing issue with bots and the whole dead internet thing or has this always been this way and people are just assholes?

Slapstick Spider-Man starring Michael J Fox as Peter Parkinson

Hello Chris, Derrick, and Kingston! When are we gonna see some LSMxSnark Tank action? I need to see Derrick explaining to Brad why every game is better with hard ass dicks everywhere. I feel like I remember you mentioning wanting to get the boys on Stelly, but I may have been hallucinating. Love you guys (yes homo), keep up the great work!

Dr Disrespect the age of consent

Hello straights, of the three of you, who would suck dick the best? PS If you guys ever feel like vacationing, I highly recommend the country Georgia. The vibes are good and the food is amazing.

Born Under a Pride Flag with a Gay dick in yo eye
>>139605511

I mean that's not until S3 with the phoenix saga and that's because she was chosen by the phoenix as a host for it's power. Even after they only really ever refer to her as Jean grey in fights as opposed to wolverine, cyclops, gambit, etc

He Walton on my Goggins till I ghoul

Hi guys, been listening since episode 0 and been watching for even longer thanks for all the laughs. My question is What is a piece of media that had made you cry (games, shows, movies ect)

Scooped James

Hello victims of the American healthcare system. Living in a country where circumcision is such a norm, if you could go back and undo your un-foreskinning, would you?

Freddie your bigges fan

Whats up sex have'ers need some bed room advice how do i go about eating booty like Groceries i know mr blackmen can help here

Almost $50k in debt
>>139605511

She used to be "Marvel Girl", it's probably a stylistic choice to have her real name. They've been doing it in the comics for a while.

Haggis

Hello moist boys. What's the worst pain you've ever been in? Thanks for all the laughs.

The depressed Minnesota man

Hello guy who’s always right, guy who’s never wrong, and Sweeney. What was an instance that you got into a hobby or something similar in an odd way? I recently started video editing and made a couple of videos for YouTube, however I had started getting into editing by making porn with my modded Sims 4 game.

committing the side of sue

G'day fellas, I need help. A mate of mine won't stop shitting with the toilet door open in my house. I tell him to close the door, I yell at him, I swear at him he just ignores me and plays clash of clans on his phone and pretends like he can't hear me. I can't close it myself not only because of principle but because this 27 year old man was raised by a "nutritionist" (not a dietitian, effectively a naturopath) and he pretty much exclusively eats berries and lean meats so his poo smells like cat shit and inflict necro AoE damage to my nose and eyes if I get too close. This has gone on for years and it's to the point I don't wanna host halo night anymore. What do I do?

Wolf Haley

Hello "men" I saw an IG post a long time ago of what Sweeney would look like with piercings and he looked sick. Have you fellas ever desired to shove a metal bar somewhere in your face or ears?

May thy load drip and splatter

Hey Fagbags. I don't remember who mentioned the dog being hanged but that cracked me up. Anyways this is a story not a question, of a dog I kinda knew who got flattened. My bestriends step mom had a tea cup chihuahua. Little fucking rat would nib on my toes if I slept over. This was in high-school around 2006ish. Anyways I slept over one night and when I woke up the next morning my friends brother Jose was laughing and shocked and told us that the chihuahua ran into the street and got flattened by a black SUV. The dog was so small and had no meat on it that it got flattened into the grooves and texture of the pavement to the point where you couldn't scrape it up really. There was nothing left of the little fucker. It was some cartoon shit. I love telling that story to my gf when we're high. I cry everytime just thinking how absolutely flattened it got. Like wet paper on the road. It'll never be not funny. Fuck that thing.

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Hello Mello Yellow, RC and Dr Thunder. Previous episode Chris or Sween mentioned cows eating grass and this peak my interest. What would happened if humans reverted back to eating plants the next day and how some people will kill themselves trying to eat meat again. Will you be one of them? Or will a veggie burgers help you cope with the changes. Welcome back to Cali Derick, hopefully you don't get cummed on by the local cholo again.

DripMH checking if Derrick’s started One Piece yet

Sup Snarkies! So this summer, I’ll likely be visiting New York City for the first time in well over a decade. Predictably, I’ll be trying some of the pizza from there that everyone glazes so much, but what are some specific places YOU’D recommend?

Captain Sensible

Sup Vega, Chun-Li and Akuma. Can you tell Sweeny to stop doing his Raging Demon ultimate to me in my nightmares? Everytime I see his silhouette lunge at me I wake up in a cold sweat. Love you guys!

The Nightman

What is up y'all, got a new one for you! What's the least offensive/worst thing any of y'all would have to do to consider kicking one another off the podcast? Nothing major if possible, I wanna see how patient/petty you can be with each other

ManOfAction

Hello, my 2 favourite snark tank members. Simple question this time, what's the closest you think you've come to being cancelled?

Freddie your bigges fan
>>139606862

trust me i am. im engaged at 18 to a thicc mixed girl im eating breakfast lunch and dinner i just waiting to hear some of these guys say funny shit

Dio Lixzon

Have you ever thought of having LSM people on the show? I feel like Gene, Colin, Micah, Jaffe, etc. Would have a lot of fun especially in person

JustCallMeLucas

What’s a movie that you love that everybody hates and a movie that you hate that everybody loves? For me I love Spider man 3 but I hate Dune. May let the new era for the Snark Tank begin.

Hung Sheldon

Chris, please go place your hand wordlessly on Sween's ankle. Anyway, what's the closest you've all gotten to touching another man's penis, be it accidental or intentional?

Onepieceshag

Hey gangy! Is there any album that has changed the way you look at music? For example, Good Kid Maad city made me value the story an album has, as well as how the tracks tie together, as much or more than the quality of the tracks themselves. Have a good one yall and excited for the in person content!

Commander-in-Queef

Hello, (insert racial epithets here). What is each of your favorite lolcows? I know Chris Chan's the Michael Jordan of these people but is there someone lesser known like Boogie or Ethan Ralph than you prefer for personal reasons? It could be the best cautionary tale or the one you find funniest.

Passive Pixels Edwin Castillo

Hello Retard filtered by Revengance, retard who doesn't recognize what a GameCube game looks like, and retard that thinks Prey is a goat even though they've been 5 hours into the game over the last 5 years, Now that you guys are in person, what happens first, you throw hands or you get a noise complaints Thanks

Balls witda balls da bang da bang dicky dicky

Hello dexterity, strength, and luck. You've been hit with the curse of death. The only way to avoid the fate is to give up one of two things that get erased forever with no trace or ability to recreate or bring back: All video games or all music. Which do you choose? (Yes, that means there would be no music literally anywhere, including video games.)

BigUglyJordan

Hello Wrath, Lust, and Sloth. In the spirit of Pride Month, whats the gayest thing youve ever done? For me, it’d probably be having sex with men. Not exclusively men, but men make up the lions share.

Imagine Dragons official

Hello my housed overlords I write this question from my refrigerator box. If you could go back in time to teach your child self how to do something, be it a certain skill or subject matter of something, what would you teach them? I would probably go back and teach my self how to not abuse my highly collectable toys and keep them nice. As always thank you guys for giving me amazing laughs on my commute to the lab (the dive bar down the road) keep it up.

The true final boss in RDR2, Gaylord Mecha Micha

Hello from Australia yah sexy cunts! Long time first time. These 2 questions have been on my mind for the past 3 years and I must have an answer! Is Sweeny gay? Also, does Sweeny partake in Lilly's piss-capades or is he just an observer? Thanks for the dulcet tones as I went through some shit last year, best laugh a shagger could as for!

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

Hey boys, Life has made it hard to keep up so I now have a backlog of your regular and Patreon stuff to catch up to; not excited to not be up-to-date with my favorite podcast, but very excited to find out what fuckery I’ve been missing out on. That said, my question is: why did you each choose to be small, wrong, and Derrick? Those seem like sub-optimal choices for existing. (Love you Derrick, just following tradition)

Donating grandma's ashes to Goodwill

Hey fellas, What crazy ass situation from your life would you like to see a documentary about? I recently left an office job with a large Renaissance festival with the most out-of-pocket 80 year old owner you could ever think of. HBO max is dropping a documentary about it on the 2nd, called “Ren Faire.” Yall should check it out, that shit is hilarious. There was one time in particular where I was doing photography and the owner and a prostitute he hired were riding at the faire in a horse drawn carriage. He proceeded to tell everyone later that he wanted to die while under a woman.

the orginal transfem

Hey degenerates, After seeing the hell of game production like KOTR, SW battlefield remastered, dead island 2, etc. If you could just snap your fingers and fix a game to release properly. Which one would it be?

Uncle Remus constantly singing the n word

If you were forced to have gay sex with any cisgender male fictional character regardless of their consent, who would you want it to be?

Marcus (Marcus)
>>139614654

1. An answer to this question hurts to even comprehend 2. Fire name 3. All Hard Rocks and Guitar Centers would be gone (😭😭) 4. I would kill myslef

Marcus (Marcus)

Hey Bris (The Jewish Circumcision thing) Ray Gun, Bangin' in the Barracks Blackman, and DAHM Sweeney! Another Patreon I'm subbed to added the ability to link their your Patreon to Spotify along with all the goodies. Would love that with you guys as I'd like to flex my future homelessness endeavors upon my friends and family when the Spotify Wrapped comes around! Cheers!

Marcus (Marcus)
>>139618540

It also goes without saying, but it should also bring your Spotify engagement up even if minut. Win-win either way! ＼（´Ｏ｀）／

Marcus (Marcus)
>>139614654

I think I'd have to keep music around; as much as my late dad's tied to my love of video games, music just covers pretty much all bases of life for me. Either way, an unbelievably solid question my homeless comrade!

Odenzen

Hey queers, What’s the most intense emotion you’ve ever felt during a piece of media, and what piece of media was it from? It can be any emotion (happy, sad, etc) and it can be any type of media (video game, music, movie, etc)

FrankenTubbie

Hello goblin, orc and troll With everything having a “national ___ day” (burger day, pizza day, call someone short day). what is a “national ___ day” that you’d like to see. I’d like to see “national don’t talk to white people day” and have it land on Fourth of July somehow.

Distraught DM

Hello homosexual caucasians my question is if you could cum hard enough to kill a person who would you do it too?

Papa_Gzeus

Hey there you beautiful bastards! If you each were forced to break off into your own solo podcasts, how would you structure them and how would you beef with your former co-hosts?

Jacksondawg

Hey fuckers, I've got a trolley problem with a twist for you. The trolley is headed for a track with 1 guy tied to it and pulling a lever would send it towards 5 people. But, if you leave it to hit the one guy, you'll be held responsible and criminally charged, and if you pull the lever that kills 5 people, you'll get away with it no problem. Are you pulling the lever?

Colandros sucks toes

Heyo Beautiful boys! What's the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?

Now I am become Dick, Destroyer of Ass

Hi my equally valued persons of differing ethnicities. If you could go back in time to beat the dog shit out of a younger version of yourself, when would that be and what would be your reasoning? Thanks, and keep talking about BUTT sex

George Lucas Firing an RPG at the Goodyear Blimp Because ✨It Rhymes✨

Hello Snarks, in episode 233 you guys were talking about rent and stuff so, just to make you angry I figured I’d chime in to tell you that I live in the Midwest, in a capital city. And the amount I pay on my 2 bedroom 1 and a half bathroom apartment is about $900 a month with everything, the rent itself only being $670. No roaches or pests of any kind and Pretty much anything I could ever need is a 5-15 minute drive away. Walking to get food or groceries would be possible but shitty and pointless. Ask me anything!

certified clit burping piss drinker

Hello femboy trio! If you possessed the power of a god for one moment and could travel either backwards or forwards in time and space to do one thing, be it kill a prolific figure, press the nuclear launch codes, or chris find your remote. What would you dastardly gents do with this great power?

certified clit burping piss drinker

Greetings and Salutations homosexual homies, In your dictatorships, what is each of your “governments” response to the housing crisis and rent? Free for all, Communist style housing?

CreamPuffKun

Chris where are you planning on starting your venture more into anime? Sweeney what actual recommendations would give chris? Derrick what's the gayest anime?

Almost $50k in debt
>>139605511

I hope so, get some classic Ian Miles Chong in there. He was my favorite drug dealer when I went to Malaysia.

Pan_of_Jello

Greetings voices in my head that keep me sane at work My question is how many if any speeding tickets have you had and how homosexual was the process of getting them handled? I genuinely appreciate all that’s y’all do

Doombringer

Hello “The thing is right”, “That’s crazy”, and “Look…” first time patron and question asker here, been listening since Episode -1 with the Destiny footage in the background. My question is related to Episode 0 in order to hear Derrick’s answer and to see if Chris and Kingston’s answers have changed: Under what circumstance would you eat another human-being.

dick stone cold call me bbc austin

Salutations Snorks Due to my homelessness I had to downgrade my membership so you won’t have to read my retarded names every episode, but I’ve never had a question read so far. What is the worst crime you’ve each witnessed in person? I saw a woman getting mugged by a large man in a Chicago alleyway while I was a small child. Cheers fags

Zachary

I'll keep it bloody simple... opinions on Sleep Token?

Ham Lam

I'm almost offended my pp do get hard and don't stand all the way up but I do get a little woozy

Ham Lam

Ubersnach cubmerbuch and yaaaway what do you guys fell about the new sergance of freelance jobs being on the hype train for awhile

La Raza

hey gamers when, when will the pain end

Woke is so 2023. We're all about that DEI now.

Hallo Fox News, Loki, and Dyslexia, If the Louisiana Purchase was suddenly nullified and the land returned to the previous tribes, what do you think would happen to North America as a whole?

Billiam The Loser Man (I Drink Yoohoo)

Greetings to the three guys stealing my money, what’s a serious scene in a show/movie you love that seems really funny out of context? I can’t stop remembering how in Better Call Saul, Saul is canonically a piss drinker.

80s Kitty Pryde begging Storm for the pass

Greetings to the 3 guys I gave my rent money to so I could hear the writing process for replacing various words in songs with "gay." My question is, what is a bit of cognitive dissonance that you knowingly engage in? For me, I find myself agreeing with a lot of the moral and environmental reasonings behind vegan beliefs, but I also don't plan making any effort to give up meat, cheese, or eggs.

jenamphetamine

It's pride month, you freaky fruity butt fuckers! when are you gonna finish those gay songs you already wrote?

Damien Sawyers

Hello you gays, I'm not sure which episode this was but you guy brought up Mark McGrath and Sugar Gay and later on in the episode you brought up the Scooby Doo live action movie, surprising that you didn't make the connection that Sugar Gay was actually IN that movie. Thanks for the great podcast, looking forward to the in person show

iSho

Howdy fellers, after Chris's movie trailer of Freaky Friday with Sween and Mitch McConnell, I NEED an extra ammo of Mitchy Monday starring Sween.

Questionable

Hey snark boys I just graduated high school and remembered the time my English showed a prager U video and started talking about how colonization was actually a good thing, what’s something wild about teacher as said to you?

Freddie your bigges fan
>>139606862

Bruv i be picking her up and shit About to Tomb slammed that bitch While eating ass I'm like a wild dog in heat A freak without warning

Mikesapien

Hello Disc 1, Disc 2, and Disc 3 If all music streaming services went offline for the foreseeable future, what music hardware would you resort to until streaming returned? Cassette walkman? CD discman? iPod?

Mr. Hot Salsa

Not so much a question. You guys missed out on the funniest detail about that Nick lawyer fellow. He bought a Sonichu medallion from Chris Chan before he went crazy.

Spyro 2 Ript Tights Revenge

Heya boyos! This one is mostly for Chris. I just listened to episode 72 of Constellation and loved the brick joke. So I want to share my favorite joke. Hopefully you guys get a kick out of it. Tim has been dating Jane for a while now. Their high-school prom is coming up, but he is still incredibly nervous about asking her to go with him. He finally works up the courage to ask her to go with him and heads to her house. He knocks on the door and her mother answers. He asks, "Is Jane home?" Her mother says, "Why yes she is. Let me go get her." Jane's mother shuts the door and goes to get her. Tim waits in front of the house for what feels like ages. Finally, Jane opens the door. She says, "Oh hi, Tim. Whatever brings you here?" Tim nervously hesitates before asking, "Jane, will you go to prom with me!?" Jane replies, "Yes, I'd love to go with you!" They hug and everything is peachy, except now Tim has to do all the things one has to when preparing to go to prom. First he needs to rent a tuxedo, so he heads to the rental store. When he arrives, he finds that they are incredibly busy, because of the prom, and there's a very long line. So Tim gets in line and he waits. And he waits. And he waits. And waits and waits and waits. And finally he gets to the counter and is able to rent his tuxedo. Next, he needs to buy Jane a corsage. So he heads to the florist. And again, because of the prom, it is very busy and there's a very long line. So he gets in line and he waits. And he waits. And he waits. And waits and waits and waits .And he finally gets to the counter and is able to buy Jane a corsage. Now Tim wants to make prom night incredibly special for Jane. So he plans to rent a limousine. But unfortunately, he wasn't the only guy who planned to do that and there's a very long line. So he gets in line and he waits. And he waits. And he waits. And waits and waits and waits. And he finally gets to the counter and is able to rent a limousine. Finally the day has come. Tim is wearing his tuxedo and looks all prim and proper. The limousine has arrived and he has Jane's corsage. He heads to her house to pick her up. He knocks on the door and her mother answers. Tim's voice cracks as he says, "Hello ma'am. I'm here to pick up Jane." Her mother says, "Oh of course let me go get her." She closes the door. Tim's heart beats furiously in his chest as he waits for Jane. After a nerve-wrackingly long time, Jane opens the door. She looks absolutely lovely in her prom dress. Tim gives her the corsage and walks her to the limousine. The two of them have a pleasant ride to the venue. And when they arrive, Tim realizes he forgot something very important. He forgot to buy the tickets. And he wasn't the only guy who forgot, and there is a very long line. So Tim gets in line and he waits. And he waits. And he waits. And waits and waits and waits. And he's finally able to get to the ticket booth and is able to buy the tickets. So Tim and Jane finally get inside the venue. They dance and they talk and have a wonderful time. A little ways in, Jane stops and pats Tim on the shoulder. She says, "Tim, honey. I'm terribly parched. Would you be a dear and get us some punch?" Tim, eager to make up for forgetting the tickets, replies, "Of course!" So, Tim goes to the punch table and there is no punchline.

Frieza calling black Saiyans the N-word

Greetings my ethnically diverse Gay uncles, If you could introduce one piece of technology centuries before it was meant to be invented what would it be?

The pale midget from the new mad max movie

Hewwo dewwick, Chwis, and Suwueeny. Derrick, have you ever thought about doing trans covers of songs? Would it be harder to navigate writing something like that than it is your gay covers? What would an asexual cover look like? Thanks

Papa_Gzeus

Hey hey hey you hilarious, handsome homos. What are your thoughts on psychedelics? Have they given you life-changing epinphanies like they have for me, have they just been a source of fun, or something else? Just a little thought that came to mind since I'm taking magic cactus again this summer

Zero

Whats up, snark boys? Genuine question: What is the problem with Armenians, specifically in California? I'm half Armenian, but I live in Michigan, and we don't really exist over here, so I find it fascinating when I hear Chris's stories.

Sweeny TCG's first customer

What's up Chocolate chip, Chocolate Chunk, and Cookie dough. My question is a simple one. Has a streamer or content creator ever given you a recommendation you really enjoyed? For me it was when Sweeny kept streaming digimon and so I got curious enough to buy a deck from him anyway have a good one boyos

Dutch Van Der Gay

Hey there John Peena, Roman Gays, and Cock Lesner. Hypothetically speaking, if you each had to fight your girlfriends, Chris can fight the last girl he dated, how bad would the beat down be?

My a left nut

Well hello my fellow homoerectus. My question is as someone who's just turned 24 and my hair and decided to jump ship, so I've decided to shave it off now I look 34 is it over. Ps I got my metal t-shirt surprisingly quick for the UK and it's awesome cheers for the laughs.

Connor The Desolate Canadian

Whaddup Half Priced Dollar Store Lawyer, Sentient ball of obsidian, and Dry Eraserhead Derrick. Long time listener and recent patron. Since y’all enjoy music, what is the worst ever track you have ever heard in any media? My go to is the Sewer level music in the hit GBA game: Urban Yeti.

The 3 terabytes of Porn on Chris’ old MacBook

Hello snark bois and lava sween. Last month you brought up the first case of using AI to damage the reputation of that school principal. My question is, if all out war breaks loose on the podcast, what kind of AI abominations would you guys make to ruin each others reputation? Thank you guys for reading my last question on my graduation weekend. Y’all are the best!

Queen Christine

Fist time patron here, been listening since the pilot episode! My question goes as follows: What's the funniest thing you saw a family member do? Could be something embarrassing for them, or just something wildly out of pocket. My dad once dopped our dog on the head onto a concrete floor and I'm petty sure she was retarded afterwards. Good dog though, those Germans made them wiener dogs strong. P.S. It's my birthday as I write this (June 2), so if you could tell me to fuck off and kill myself, that'd mean a lot :D love you guys and thanks for the laughs!!

Sweeney is right on most topics

do any of you have weird Mandella effects that family members also share. for example me and my dad remember Rick Moranis being in beetlejuice as the main male ghost but it was aparently Alec Baldwin. also i only joined the patreon to get the scumbag shirt early

Jack-O's ODBT

Hi there you three, after dabbling with the phantom menace game on PS1 that got added on PS5 a good bit ago, it brought me back to the time where movie tie in games were just expected, now it's non existent; So I ask you lot if it'd be refreshing to see those type of games to make a comeback?

Putting black face on my light bulbs

Hullo there Snark Bois and Tank Man, if you guys hypothetically gave enough of a fuck to survive the apocalypse, where would you hold up and make your base? Does structure and location change based on different kinds of world ending threats? Take care fellas and thanks for keeping me sane on my early shifts!

Nicholas Brilhart

Greetings Snarky and Sons. With it being pride month, who is your favorite closeted gay character and why is it Sweeny?

Newman B. Goonin

Greetings Cum Tank, first time patron! Despite the irritation of games releasing broken more often than not, do you guys have a personal favorite video game redemption arc? Personally I love how No Man's Sky and Cyberpunk 2077 came back from the brink of failure to now being some of my favorite games of all time. Thanks for the entertainment and may your Pride Month be filled with semen especially for muh boi Sween who is gay.

ArthurArts

Howdy gaytlemen! Would you rather have hands that smell a little poopy or hands that look a little poopy?

BE GAY KHALED

Hey boys. I know New York is on the coast but I've never heard anyone really talk about the beaches in New York the way they do with California. How are the New York beaches?

DrDuwop

Hey snarkaholics. viewer/listener from the dark ages (gamergate era) Was wondering if there's a game you've played that made you completely write off a genre because of how bad of an impression it left on you.

pooped in a sack call it poopsack

Hello shit fart, and fuck. Who is going to be the first in-house guest? Will it be jakey?The neighbors? I'm genuinely excited for this chapter and wish you trio the best of luck.

Thiccgod

Hey boyo's, did yall know that a city in Missouri deadass sank due to an earthquake in 1811? What other wacky crazy natural disasters do you guys find wild?

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Hey Weiner, Weeny, and Ween, did y’all know that Andrew Tate is openly using the hard R on X? So my question is, can we get a ruling? I think he’s like 1/8th black so to him it’s okay, but is it really?

YoungJedi772

Now that I’m 18 how do I fuck moms and dads

Putting black face on my light bulbs

Good morrow lads, this is actually a question my girlfriend keeps asking me before scribbling on her hand and scampering off mysteriously. Which looks better aesthetically, no nipples or no nails? Does your answer change depending on gender? Long days and pleasant nights fellas!

Halo tbag

Sup three blind mice. Long time listener first time commenter. My question is, there’s a lot of really bad faith media criticism going around these days and I’m curious to know what the worst piece of criticism you’ve ever heard for something you like.

Lizurd

Will any of you guys be playing shadow of the erdtree? I can picture a drunk stream with all you guys giving it a go, sounds like a lot of fun.

randeep kang

opinion on the YouTuber 'In Praise Of Shadows' and his hit piece calling shoe0nhead a conservative masquerading as a leftist

Dmnsrage

Hey fellow gays, do you guys have recorded versions of all your gay covers or just the few that I've found on YouTube? Some seem to be done legit in earnest and some are just lyric writing sessions. I've been going through the extra ammo backlog (relatively new supporter) and get very excited when a new gay cover comes along

Dank McObamna, Lord of Drone Strikes

Hello Dick, Dick, and Richard Since we are half way through the year of our lord, 2024, what is some of your favorite media to come out so far this year? Music, film, games, etc. Personally I would have to say music wise, the new Knocked Loose album is fucking insane. I have more but I'll keep it short. Thanks for the laughs and fun vibes! P.S. my shot uncle ben shirt got here and I love it

Long Schlong Silver

Hey Mopey, Dopey and Smokey. Who had better villains, Spiderman or Batman?

Tej Brar

Hello, new Patreon member. I have a very amusing story. Back In 5th grade, I was having lunch with my friend Chris. He had a few crumbs on his face because he was eating a muffin. Another kid named CJ told him that when you have crumbs on your face it's called cum. Chris thanked him for the newfound knowledge. The next day Chris and I were walking to class in the morning and we say hi to our teacher. Our teacher has a coffee stain on his face and Chris walks up to him and says “Wow you have some cum on your face, Mr. Hoover!” Mr hoover responds with “I have some what on my face?” Chris responds by saying again that he has cum all over his face and asks him if he was busy this morning. Our teacher just sighs and tells us to take our seats. Thank you.

Hyperbolic Cum Chamber

Happy pride month my favorite tink, dink, and bear. Who’s your favorite gay person(or lesbian)? Have a nice day

Using my Armored Core to nuke a Rubicon orphanage

Greetings one tank and two dps, whats the most bizzare and uncomfortable situation you've been in? I once had to use the bathroom of a bowling ally that for some god awful reason had no lock to the bathroom and no door on the only stall. I tried to shit as quickly as possible but some teenagers walked in and instinctively i reached my hand out to let them know im here, only to be dapped up by one of them and talked to like i wasn't trying to shit. Still lingers in my mind occasionally.

Christian

Forget the Kendrick/Drake beef. Insane Clown Posse has a diss track of Eminem called “Slim Anus”. Check it out, I guarantee you won’t be disappointed.

Papa_Gzeus

Hey boys, I've heard you all say you freeze your chocolate, but why not put them in the fridge instead? It still holds together better than room temperature, but melts in your mouth more easily, which adds to the flavor more too

Martian Manfucker

Hey boys, what’s your favorite type of slop? For an example, I love the assassins creed franchise even though most of the games are mid. So, what’s your favorite slop boys?

YaGuyALT

I need you guys to know that your Blackman justice league is literally reinventing a show called "minoriteam" from Adult Swim

Slow Stroke Savant

heyyyyy what's your favorite type of yard work to do?

Zinn_Neon

Hey duck, goose and swan. What's an unconventional answer to question you've asked? For example, why are Sonic fans so autistic? Because Eggman has the most powerful autism.

Chocolate chuckle hut

What’s brackin Earth Wind and Fire? Supa hot question coming at Mach fuck speed: What was something your parents told you to stop you from doing annoying kid stuff? My mom told me that if I made faces and someone smacked the back of my head, I’d get stuck.

Dan Shitter

Dear assholes that don’t know what good pizza is. I went to culinary school in nyc for three years and can safely tell you that New Jersey pizza is far superior than the knife trap of a slice Chris calls pizza. New York pizza barely has any moisture in the dough. So when you eat it, instead of a nice crispy texture that keeps its shape when you bit it like NJ, the crust breaks a park in your mouth ruining the experience. Its mid pizza. NY pizza needs to be knocked off its high horse. Fuck you Chris 🖕🏾

The Royal Cum Catcher

Hey gentlemen! After listening to your dictatorship proposals in the Extra Ammo’s, I’d like to know your guy’s picks for your National animal, dish and sport. Can be as serious or as fucked as you’d like.

Majin George Costanza

What it do, victims. In order to help my friends and I become more politically correct, we’ve been replacing the word retarded (our favorite word) with “silly”. Unfortunately this has led me to assume every time someone says silly they’re actually saying retard. I work with a super sweet 70-year old lady who calls me silly on a regular basis and every time she does I have to excuse myself because I laugh really hard internally. Have y’all ever been in this kind of situation. I feel I should go to speech therapy to get this fixed but I feel like if I explain the problem to them, the therapist is gonna look at me like I’m silly.

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

What were some changes in your opinions/beliefs that you feel occurred specifically because of your careers. For me, as I inch ever closer to entering the games industry I feel myself becoming more and more accepting of cosmetics and other frivolous shit in games.

Nozomi

What if instead of being the "Snark Tank" it was the "Freak Tank" and instead of being prudes and vanilla y'all ate ass and sucked toes, thoughts?

henry noop

Can sweeny stop crinkling his fucking water bottle into the fucking mic?

Retarded

Hi cuties I’ve been caught up real time for over a year now, subscribed to the Patreon and heard all the extra ammo content and I’m on my 2nd rerun of the podcast starting in order from 0😅 what do you guys think your best impression or accent is? I personally love Derricks AC/DC impression, Chris’s Jewish relative voice, when he imitates Raj from camp lazlo, and Sweeny’s Keith David is pretty good

BoughtCargo700

Hello, my beautiful snarky boys (and Derrick). This is a question probably fit for the advice column. Recently my best friend of 10 years (since middle school) and I started seeing each other romantically and things were going great until they suddenly broke it off and decided to just be friends. I thought I'd be fine however my dumb gay feelings have me really bummed because I'm convinced I love them. What do? P.S. they're also my general manager at work and I'd really rather not quit my job

Dutch Van Der Gay

Hey there butthole bros! You get to fight one celebrity and if you win u take all of their money, who you fighting?

Hump it and Dump it

Salutations Christopher Derekopher and Kingstopher do you guys have a preference over forks and spoons? Is it just me or is there something about slurping on a spoon that someone else has at a point scooped around their mouth feel a little gay and unsanitary

Luvz2Spooge

Hey boys, did you know how they test for autism? A doctor takes shows you a poster with every sonic character on it and the number of characters you can name is your autism level

Gilf Connoisseur

Hey OffWhite, Mocha Daddy, and VantaBlack! I’m a long-time listener and first-time patron. What is something you begrudgingly like or had to admit wasn’t bad? For me, that’s Young Sheldon; unfortunately, the show isn’t horrible and makes good background noise. P.S. I was born after 911. What’s the fuss about?

The Talibum

I know the chances of this being to responded to are essentially zero, but on the off chance it is, how do you feel about the fact that Creator Clash actually made no money for charity, and now Anissa is having melt downs over people criticising it?

Frieza calling black Saiyans the N-word

Greetings again Sausage suckers, Not a question but I just read a story and I'm not sure how to process it, do I've decided to make everyone else's problem. A patient was going in for an MRI and decided to wear what was labeled as an "all Silicone butt plug".... Much to client's dismay, the butt plug in fact has a metallic core. The Butt plug is accelerated at the speed of sound of into client's chest cavity and is described in a memo as an "anal rail gun'. The Client survived with major injuries. And now that's information that we all get to live with

VaughnOfTheDead

Sup goblins, if you could give your co-hosts arbitrarily strange weaknesses (can't walk on Tuesdays, sour patch kids make you instantaneously shit blood, ECT.) what would they be?

Landon Keith

What’s up my goopy goblin gamers, Do you guys have a band/artist who you used to really enjoy, but as you grew older you realized they’re just not good at all? For me that’s AC/DC. They were never by any means my favorite band or anything, but I ate that shit up in middle school into my very early 20’s. I’m 28 now and probably in the last 5 or so years I’m wondering what the fuck I was thinking. I still really think highly of the Highway to Hell record but other than that, I think I’m good. I’ll just listen to Derricks “Dude Fucked Me All Night Long” instead. Thanks for all the laughs dudes. Even my wife thinks my shot Uncle Ben shirt is as fucking hilarious as I do.

thx derrick fr ptting me nto death (the punk band)

i used to be big into shoplifting a few years ago (and occasionally nowadays but don't tell nobody) until i got caught stealing a sandwich from Albertsons and never returned to that store again. my question is, what odd reasons have you avoided going to stores for?

Ghost of mama JF

Hiya boyos! Yesterday I listened to Eminem’s new single, Houdini. I’m not gonna lie, I kinda liked. It’s easily the best thing he’s done since Crack a Bottle. I just wanted to know what you guys thought, stay fresh and full of nut.

Ghost2894

Sup bitches. Have you guys ever had to cut off what activities you do with a friend because they go off the rails? For context I've got a friend that I play lots of games with. I specifically stopped playing fighting games with him because he gets super fucking pissed when he loses a lot and brings down the whole mood. But he keeps asking me to play SF6 and im not gonna lose games on purpose either. He's not some inexperienced scrub, I'm just built different. Anyway what do you recommend? If anyone cares I play Aki and Manon.

A Chonki Boi

Hello 21st century Three Stooges, have you ever witness a baffling medical emergency? Mine was when camping, a friend nearly cut his pinky finger off with an axe and instead of going to the hospital insisted on just duck taping it together. It was a Saturday and he didn't go get it checked until Monday. We tried to convince him to go sooner lol.

Papa_Gzeus

Hello there and happy pride month to you honorary homos ❤️ since we all know queer people are actually just created when Big Gay™ captures and converts people, if Big Gay forced you to convert, what sexual orientation/gender identity would you take on, and how would you choose to come out?

Dr Disrespect the age of consent

Not a question but a request. Make a tierlist of the meats you’ve guys have eaten. Chicken, duck, lamb, etc.

She Yanki on my Gith until I Creche

Hello my beautiful darling boys. Is there a game or show that you hated on your first playthrough/watch but after giving it a second try ended up enjoying? For me I’m a big fan of Fire Emblem and on my first playthrough of FE Engage I hated it and thought it was the worst game in the series. I played through it a second time on a whim and actually had fun. I still think it’s the second worst in the series now, but it does have its moments.

StupidFuckingBitch...Alright ItsFuckinKangarooTime

What's up LQ7, LV1, and L43. I was wondering, what do you all think is the single funniest think each of you has said, little to no context. If you can't pick one, just pick a few (no more than 3, stop wasting time arguing about it.)

StupidFuckingBitch...Alright ItsFuckinKangarooTime

Hey there ford 300, buick odd fire 6 and iron duke 4banger. I had another question. The snark tank is honestly the only podcast I listen to and the only contribution of mine on patreon. Are you all much of podcast people yourself? Or is your free listening dominated more by music? Thanks for the laughs and memes

Fortnite Balls All In Your Face

Hello Ed, Edd and Eddy, Quick question with some backstory: I work with someone whose girlfriend is a film set designer. He told me one day she is starting work on a new film. Did you know they are making a new Naked Gun with Liam Neeson as the lead? Are you just as confused as me?

MaxSilhouette

Greatings pigments of my imagination! What's your favorite song that each of you has been a part of, whether its your own or a gay collab?

dick stone cold call me bbc austin

Hey gay black and retarded Way back in #155 Sween started singing sk8r boi in patois and it was fucking hilarious and you guys talked about making shitty patois covers of songs. Is there any plan to actually do this. “Me gan see ya later boi he wan good enough for her” was peak comedy and a full patois version of a song like that would be insane

Doombringer

Hello boys this is a pretty simple question. After hearing this black guy shill Mass Effect for six fucking years I've finally decided to pickup the trilogy, and to this I ask a important question: Who should I romance in each game.

Papa_Gzeus

What's good my beautiful baby bois? What are some unexplainable nonsense you found unreasonably funny? When I was in high school health class and learned about STDs, I wondered if you could catch AIDS by eating someone with it and couldn't stop laughing at the idea for at least 10 minutes straight

SomeVodkaBottle

We all know the sonichu medallion is a curse which brings the most dreadful misfortune to those who wear it. What celebrity, YouTuber, influencer, politician, religious figure, etc. would you send a sonichu medallion and watch descend into insanity.

Guy Incognito

What's up Oklahoma Gooners My question is this: has any moment in your life felt like you were on a fucked up TV show? I recently experienced the worst day of my life, but it also felt like the darkest Curb episode. My wife went into labor prematurely with our twins. At the hospital, the doctors tried their best, but told us we needed to come say our goodbyes for one of our babies. They unhooked her from everything and let us hold her, telling us they will give us time until she passes. We held her for 30 minutes and told her whatever we could. It seemed like she stopped moving, so we said our goodbyes. The doctor came in, then she would start moving again. "Not dead yet I guess". They said they would come back in 10. This happened THREE more times, we thought the moment had come, said what wanted to say, then she would start moving again. After another 30 she passed, we said goodbye, and went back to our room. When we got back, a nurse and an intern came in, nurse introduced us to the intern and the intern said "Congratulations! 🎊". I almost laughed. The nurse looked like she wanted to evaporate. Only my therapist knows about this because my wife was on some heavy sedatives at the time, but I figure if any community could appreciate the humor on my worst day, it would be this one.

Lizurd

Welcome back bois! I remember listening to this pod while playing doom eternal like it was yesterday and now a new one is around the corner. My question is, what game in the most recent showcases got you from “eh” to “woah I need this NOW.”

JTheStrange

What's up, I'm glad y'all 3 are finally doing face reveals after all these years! Pretty simple one but, in the past Chris had various album covers hung up in his recording rooms What album covers would you guys consider hanging up very bigly and boldy nowadays? Love and be wild

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

What is the most inexplicable niche conspiracy you have come across. I saw someone comment that "THEY" have invented magnetic levitation and just haven't shared it with the public because it's "too valuable to share". Like what? its not fucking a Hyperdrive, its magnets.

CumTownie

Hello Nick, Stav, and Adam (Kingston is Adam) Not a question, but on a recent episode you guys talked about how “The Boys” shouldn’t go on forever. GOOD NEWS, it won’t! They’re ending at season 5.

Luvz2Spooge

This question is specifically for Chris, did Lyle turd butter you? (For those who don't know, turd buttering is a prank where you go to a friend's house, scoop the butter out of their butter bowl, shit in it, put the butter back on top and put it in the fridge) Lyle turd buttered someone and I intend to find out who, see, see!

Private Private's Privates

If we’re not artsy, what would you like us to send you fellas?? First-born pending, HAGS

ME FISHY

Hello you three in Sweden we have at least three pizza places in every small town, and I must say that we have better pizza than any place in the Americas. Fun fact 95% of pizza places are driven by Turkish people

ASTROBOY

Just gotta say boyz luv the video pod keep doing wat yall doin and makin me cackle about pokiman editor painting is keyboard in a horrfic way lmao

Round_Eyed_Asian

Greetings personified chew toys. Been loving the merch and the bulling it has gotten me. Any thoughts on future collaboration merch that you would love to have even if it would never happen? I.E. Gamersupps cups, Snark Tank X Gucci, Fortnite skins, etc?

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

Hello you rambunctious group of hooligans. I just installed the Master Chief Collection and I'm about to play through Halo for the first time! Any tips or things I should know about the games would be greatly appreciated! My question is, what pieces of media do you wish you could experience again for the first time? P.S. Congrats on going in person! As someone who has been listening since the first episode, I can confidently say that the quality has already skyrocketed and I'm excited to see what you guys do next! - Sent from my Homeless Encampment

Nostradumbass

Hello Snarkbois, I know this isn't a question, but if you are looking into potential special guests for the show, maybe consider Kommander Karl. He is a really cool youtuber who makes irl reload/npc behavior videos and works for the Postal guys. I hope yall have a great day, genuinely.

FYI, It's been almost a year and Mama JF is still missing

Greetings! Is there anything you fear you might not be able to do anymore as you get much older? I myself fear that I might not be able to play video games like I used to (Arthritis, slower reaction time, etc.) or give up on food I love but my stomach can no longer handle (Derrick has eggs, I can't handle tomato sauce because of its acidity). Have a good one!

StupidFuckingBitch...Alright ItsFuckinKangarooTime

What is a serious existential dread that strikes each of you with no real reason why it should? For me, it's the end of technology. The idea that we run out of things to invent and advance scares me.

Now I am become Dick, Destroyer of Ass

Not a question, just wanted to share this INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT A little boy, TIMMY (7), sits on his bed, wide-eyed and clutching his favorite stuffed bear, Mr. Snuggles. His parents, MOM and DAD, stand beside him, trying to reassure him. MOM: (smiling warmly) There's nothing to be afraid of, sweetie. Monsters aren't real. It's just your imagination playing tricks on you. DAD: (nodding) That's right, buddy. We wouldn't let anything happen to you. Timmy nods, still uncertain, but comforted by his parents' words. They tuck him in, kiss him goodnight, and turn off the lights as they leave the room. Timmy snuggles deeper under his blanket, Mr. Snuggles pressed tightly against his chest. The room is quiet except for the soft hum of the nightlight casting a gentle glow. Timmy's eyes dart around the room, his imagination starting to get the best of him despite his parents' reassurances. Suddenly, from the darkness of the closet, a faint crack appears. Timmy's breath catches in his throat as he stares at it, his heart pounding in his chest. He's frozen in fear as the crack widens slightly. Slowly, a figure emerges. It's SAMUEL L. JACKSON (60s), dressed in a sharp suit, his expression stern and intense. His voice is low and menacing. SAMUEL L. JACKSON: (ominously) You ever wonder how many times I've said "Motherfucker" in movies, kid? Timmy's eyes widen in terror as Samuel L. Jackson steps fully into the room, his presence dominating the space. SAMUEL L. JACKSON: (counting on his fingers) Let's see... in "Pulp Fiction" alone, I said it over... (he pauses dramatically, staring right at Timmy) ...forty times. Timmy is speechless, unable to move or even blink. SAMUEL L. JACKSON: (leaning closer, his voice dropping to a whisper) But that's nothing compared to my other films. You wouldn't believe how many motherfuckers I've said. Timmy trembles, his mind racing with fear and confusion. SAMUEL L. JACKSON: (smirking slightly) Don't worry, kid. I'm not here to scare you. Just... keep that closet door closed at night, okay? You don't want to know what's really lurking out there. With that, Samuel L. Jackson straightens up, adjusts his tie, and disappears back into the darkness of the closet. The crack seals shut, leaving Timmy staring wide-eyed at the closed closet door. From down the hall, Timmy's parents call out reassuringly. MOM: (calling) Goodnight, sweetie! Remember, no monsters in there! DAD: (calling) Sleep tight, champ! Timmy pulls his blanket up to his chin, Mr. Snuggles now squeezed tightly against him. He stares at the closet door for a long moment before finally closing his eyes, trying to convince himself that it was all just his imagination. But deep down, he knows... Samuel L. Jackson wasn't just a figment of his imagination. And neither were the monsters in his closet.

YaGuyALT
>>140788303

I know for sure theyre not going to read that on the podcast but I admire the fuck out of that guys spirit to try anyways

Kremlin_Da_Gremlin

Greetings snarkies What’s something you’ve lost more than once, or something you lost that was replaced? I had a rocket power game for my ps2 as a kid, lost it somehow, put it on my Christmas list and then got it again that following Christmas, and then after growing up and moving houses, lost it again

GEARSxWARRIOR

No question but challenge. now that y’all are in person, y’all should play spin the bottle with the next guest. Whoever the bottle lands on get encased in resin at the end of the episode.

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

Hey guys, a common trope in fantasy is the concept of dark magic; i.e. magic which is forbidden or shunned due to being ethically dubious and easily used to cause harm. My question is what specific technologies, fields, etc. would you categorise as 'dark science'

Cogito Ergo Cum (I think therefore I cum)

Hello Chrissy, Tommy, and Dicky. I graduated from high school last month (will be expecting a graduation gift) and will be going to college in the fall. Any advice for meeting new people, things I should know, etc?

50 Shades of Gay

Evenin Courage, Muriel and Eustace! What is your favorite fan question? Mine was the “would you rather” question with having your teeth go flaccid every time you get hungry as an option. Been listening since before the salad bowl days. Your absurd podcast reminds me to not take life too seriously. Thanks for all the laughs

PanickedFemboy

hello mostly wrong, confidently wrong, and researched wrong; question comes from minutes ago in overwatch voice chat: how would you react if you found out all of your appliances are not only sentient but also extremely racist: a real pot calling the kettle the n-word situation

Newman B. Goonin

Hello to you my three favorite gay bois, what's one dream you guys had that left you feeling dazed and or fucked in the head when you woke up? I once had a dream so vivid and realistic as if I lived years in a different life and woke up not knowing who I was for a solid couple minutes. Weirdly enough I only slept maybe 4 hours during that whole dream. Fucked up my entire day honestly but also never had that kind of experience again.

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Hey folks. What is a competitive/online game that you played that had a healthy meta for a while, only to be ruined by updates late in the games life. Mine is Smash ultimate being ruined by specifically fighter pack 2. All 6 characters added (MinMin, Steve, sephiroth, pyhra/mythra, kazuya, and Sora) either run the meta, arent fun to play against, or both. Since Nintendo is done making DLC for this game they are also done with making balance patches, meaning Minecraft Steve will be put in the same category as smash 4 Bayonetta and brawl meta knight for most broken characters in the series.

randeep kang

DO U GUYS KNOW WHAT HAPPENING WITH IMMALEX?

Gently Used Anal Bead Emporium

Hey there cockboys, Scenario: a gang of clowns bursts into the studio brandishing medieval weapons and forces each of you to pick one of the following options: 1) Have one of your co-hosts piss on your face for 25 seconds, or 2) Eat a nickel-sized nugget of your own shit, with a glob of your cum on top, garnished with some of your pubes. Which would you choose?

sohum fotedar

Hey guys long time listener here I actually found Chris through a Pyro cynical video. Why not become part of the homeless community and decided to ask a question Why Thanks for the question worth the five dollars

Currently getting some sloppy dome from Gollum

Hello gentlesnarks, You are stuck in a 1 day time loop indefinitely, every time you loop, it creates an alternative universe where your actions play out. Would you care about alternative universe you or would you do the most fucked shit imaginable, just to try it out, i.e. kill yourself/others God bless this crime against humanity podcast

Precisely shitting up back (clothes stayed clean)

Hello big guys Do you watch or enjoy any media that outright disagrees with you or makes fun of you. Example I’m a right of center dude who enjoys The Boys and listens to Snark Tank. While I’m not a crazy qanon who follows grifters, I still enjoy these things while they make fun of me to my face. Was wondering if you guys had anything similar

StupidFuckingBitch...Alright ItsFuckinKangarooTime

Hey swigga, chrigga, and digga What's one kf the funniest out of context quotes you remember from your friend groups (not from the podcast, but can have been mentioned on it)

Angel Rosas

Dear butt ugly Martian’s Long time listener first time patron. I’m starting a big boy job in the coming months that’ll take alot of my time and a lot of my creativity away in terms of creating art (podcasting streaming writing). Was there a time where you feel like outlet could go all away and what did you do to make sure it stayed

Martian Manfucker

Hey boys, Marvel vs Capcom is back, thoughts?

pooped in a sack call it poopsack

Hello mukbang enjoyers With summer in full swing what seems more appealing to you for outdoor activities? Swimming pool? Beach? Hiking? I personally enjoy the lake. Side question, are you one of those, who think bodies of water are filthy or gross in general?

Dutch Van Der Gay

Are you guys of the belief that sex-toys in 'Toy Story' are also alive?

they drag on my Balls til I grant them wishes

Hey fellers, long time fan and new patron here. Not so much a question as a bit of fucked up news I’d like to hear your thoughts on There was a bag of drugs found in Syracuse NY that was labeled “Super Mario” which was a concoction containing fentanyl, heroin, and carfentanil, which is an elephant tranquilizer that’s so strong they don’t even use it on elephants anymore apparently. Have a good one

That one Always Sunny episode with P Diddy in it

How’s it slouchin big dawgs? I stopped supporting for a while due to being fired from failing a drug test (Womp Womp) and spent the next 4 months being an unemployed degenerate stoner. Have yall ever had a period in your lives where you were just knuckle-dragging reprobates? Much love from North Carolina AKA the better Carolina

Letting a venomos snake bite my balls so that I can poison my bitch with my toxic cum later tonight

Hello gnome, halfling and ogre. What is the meanest thing you have ever done to an adult as a child? In 6th grade my friend and I were walking home from school when some guys that looked to be around 18 or 20 started making fun of us. My friend retorted by screaming: "HELP! CHILD MOLESTERS!" in the loudest and squeakiest kid voice imaginable, in the middle of the suburbs, as we both bolted from there.

Private Private's Privates

Very simple question for ya boys: dream From Software game? Would you have them tackle sci-fi? Dive back into the mech genre? Keep venturing into the gothic medieval stuff of Dark Souls/Elden Ring? Discuss

Syrus Nelson

Hello, Clitty, Slitty, and Diddy (I said what I said) While I’m more than happy to give money to my favorite Oreo trio on the internet, it’s time to figure out your alls RSS feed so we can get extra ammos and early episodes on Spotify. I tend to only listen to podcasts while I’m playing mindless video games through the Spotify app on PlayStation. Having to listen to that content with one headphone off while my phone blares them off to the side has made me feel ghetto for the last time. Fix this before I send rally your homeless community to shit exclusively in front of your apartment. Thank you.

Snapple Owns Yoohoo

Hey Boys and Sween (MAN). Long time viewer, zero time supporter. When I visited my twin sister last week, I discovered that she's started stealing stuff everywhere she goes. There are several traffic cones in her apartment. This got me thinking - in RPG games, a lot of the skills you can increase have clear parallels to real life situations or traits. Clearly, there was a period of time where pickpockets were RAMPANT, the skill was enough of a problem to have the same recognition as 'sneaking' and 'lifting heavy things'. Where did all the pickpockets go?

Tuesday The Gamist

Hey Chris, some black guy, and Derick. Do you think Sweeney hot takes where he forces his thought process without even trying to consider any other point of view is because midway he realizes it and is doubling down anyway , or he lacks empathy and can’t see other people’s perspective. Because he’s a psychopath that loves to trick shot chocolate into dog’s and chihuahua’s mouth. Excluding Pugs of course.

Eskimo Joe

Hello character creation skin-tone & size presets. Do you know of any movies/shows aging like milk, because of new information being revealed? I just re-watched Superhero Movie. In this Spiderman parody there is a scene where Drake Bell gets violently gang-graped by wild animals. Much love from your only eskimo listener, probably.

Dildo the ducky

I want to get into destiny I played vanilla destiny when I was 10(2014) I downloaded destiny 2 and don’t know what the fuck is going on.

Doombringer

What is the worst/most evil thing you've ever convinced someone to do?

Jacob

Are y’all cool if I use the scumbag hoodie in my short film?

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Hey fellas. After years of disregard Chris’s recommendations, an IRL friend convinced me to give rise against a chance, and they are probably a top 3 band for me. I was especially impressed by the stories they told with their music. My question is what artists craft the best stories through music? And do you think there is more to story telling in music than just lyrics and word play?

The dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring GINGERS

Hey nig, nigg, and niggy, I just thought you should know that while i was at work listening to you guys talking about slinging webs to spiderman 2 in theaters, i passed by the prettiest spiderweb ever

The return of bored burger now with dick cheese

Hey fellas I wanted to ask a personal question . Recently a family member of mine got arrested for stealing around 1 million dollars from 28 customers a lot of whom were working immigrants like my father and many others in my family . My question is simple how should I feel about this situation? On one hand he’s family but then again we’ve never seen a dime of that money so fuck that faggot

Romero Guerro

What’s going on Snarks Who would win in a fight, Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm or Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny In Philadelphia?

Clark

Hey this question is more or less for Chris; What are some of your favorite lies you’ve told to random people you just met?

StupidFuckingBitch...Alright ItsFuckinKangarooTime

Hey there, adobo, sasson, and slammin' 40s. I JUST got done staying up all night smoking and watching smiling friends all the way through and it's an absolute riot. Having watched you guys for so long I could see a lot of the humor from here and I'm certain chris came up with some of these ideas. But among other things I realized that there are some seriously ancient and obscure internet references in that show, and it made me wonder: What is a piece of media you like for all the little "in the know" bits in them?

Papa_Gzeus

July question thread when?