The Snark Tank

Thanks for supporting our show and helping us make it as good as humanly possible. The three of us are vermin, cowering in the dirt so your contribution means the world to us. Hopefully we can provide you with a little escape from the spiraling hellscape that is life on our planet.

The prehistoric microbes frozen in the currently melting polar ice caps are microbes that we, as humans, likely have little natural defense against. The weight of you spending your money here instead of investing in exposure therapy to immunize yourself against the coming primordial onslaught is not lost on us.

Thank you.

Tom. Derrick. Chris. <3