Lottery: Prize Goeth Before the Fall (Patreon)

Patreon Goblin Heath on the page here, as the expecting and exceptional (not at all biased, me) Chief Witch/C.E.O of Scrivener Science here at the Laboratory is currently sleeping peacefully, faithful Floofhound by her side.

Your generosity knows no bounds, keeping the lights on in the Lab and love in our hearts. Thank you for all your support, not just from Cat, but from me too, and all the other Denizens be they feline, canine, or Due In A Short Time.

So lets give some things away!

The contents are as follows

-The Refrigerator Monologues (Enticingly Slim Paperback)

-The Future is Blue (Hardcover from the SOLD OUT numbered run.)

-Space Opera  (Hardcover and Shiny As Ever)

-The Glass Town Game  (A brand spanking hot off the press paperback edition.)

(All books will be signed, of course)

And for the non papyrus plunder includes...

-Pacha Soap Co "Lux" Froth Bomb (Cat is currently 33% bath bomb so this on theme..)

-Knee High Socks with (Space?) Flamingos and Pineapples and Watermelons on them. Disclaimer: only one size here folks, if you aren't a women's 5-9 then pass them on to someone who is, or find an alternate use perhaps, like as protective sleeves for a matched pair of oversize letter openers. Just spit-balling here, you'll figure something out, I trust you.

-Wonder Woman Mix and Match Stationary Set (for all your warrior women, lasso of truth letter writing needs!)

-Strawberry Pop-Rocks (Because candy should really try to be more Active if it wants to make something of itself.)

-A Small Satisfyingly Squeezable Tricerotops. (No explanation needed, its a dinosaur you can put in your pocket.)

The winner will be drawn soon, and announced right here (as long as they say its okay.)

Have a Terrific Tuesday Everyone. (Or whatever day it is wherever you are...)

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REMINDER - YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO ENTER THIS. IF YOU ARE A PATRON, ANYTHING FROM $1 AND UP YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED AND WE RANDOMLY PICK A NAME OFF THE LIST.

SCIENCE! RANDOMOSITY!