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Vote for the Live-Tweet Victim!

  • Krull 8
  • Cannibal Women of the Avocado Jungle of Death 18
  • Blood of the Tribiades 2
  • Black Sails 5
  • Star Trek (this is nonspecific, if chosen, you can all vote on which iteration) 7
  • Norm in the North 0
  • Hercules in New York 0
  • Tarzan and the Leopard Woman 2
  • Big Trouble in Little China 5
  • Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 8
  • A Life Less Ordinary 0
  • Shadowhunters 4
  • X-Men: Apocalypse 8
  • Batman and Robin 4
  • Attack of the 50 Foot Woman 2
  • Wing Commander 2
  • Batman: The Movie (1966) 6
  • 2017-06-26
  • 81 votes
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Sorry for the long gap between suggestions and poll--there is a severe locked room mystery afoot, in that my laptop charger vanished from a literal locked room while I was on tour, rendering me computerless for the last week. CLEARLY I BROUGHT A PIECE OF INFERNAL VOID FROM THE LAB KITCHEN AND IT ATE MY CYBERPOWER. Still waiting for the new one to arrive before I head out again in two days. 

As the end of the month is super tight and I'm still on a book tour, I'm trying to get everyone's rewards done while I'm still in one place. For two days. While I take my dog in to have surgery for the cancer in her eye. It's been, honestly, a month with so much cancer I can barely function. I haven't discussed the humans in my life suffering and departed, but it's...it's quite enough, universe.

So can everybody do a Hangout tomorrow evening at 8:30pm EST? Writing dates etc I'll be contacting you all privately.

AND NOW IT IS TIME TO CHOOSE. I will commence live-tweeting when I arrive in my Denver ComicCon hotel on the evening of the 29th. 

Comments

Ian Gazzotti

"Cannibal Women of the Avocado Jungle of Death" is clearly cheating because of the awesome title.