BigBoyBrat

Hey! Guess who's freaking awesome?
Can't be me, cuz I already know that. It's YOU!! Thank you so much for showing your support for my work! Enjoy the velumptious content that I provide, and with much more stuff on the way! Don't forget to tell your friends, if they're into that sort of thing! Hugs and smooches! -Bratwurst

Hey! Guess who's freaking awesome?

Can't be me, cuz I already know that. It's YOU!!

Thank you so much for showing your support for my work! Enjoy the velumptious content that I provide, and with much more stuff on the way!

Don't forget to tell your friends, if they're into that sort of thing!

Hugs and smooches!

-Bratwurst