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YUIDORA, DIR LIFYNA - Notorious bioterrorist Albert Wesker has finally been apprehended after his dramatic escape last week. (Figure 1) The BSAA found the fugitive cornered in the basement of his former family's residence and successfully detained him, but not before he was able to unleash one last act of evil by uploading a digitally transmitted BIOCURSE. Similar to the 1998 Sadako viral outbreak in New Mexico, this cybernetic plague is spread through malicious file downloads masquerading as erotic Mongolian basket tapestries. (Fig. 2 and 3)

"Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction." said Wesker in an interview, "I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it. With this, I am allowing the chaff the choice to separate itself from the wheat in a non-violent manner. This is an act of charity."

The WHO has released a list of symptoms of the BIOCURSE which include, but not limited to: Elevated heart rate, muscle contractions, dehydration, hysterical paroxysm, death, and sweating. The deadliness of this BIOCURSE cannot be understated. (Fig. 4)

At the time of press, it is still live and active. The BSAA is currently working towards shutting down the broadcast signal. In the meantime, the organization has strongly urged the public that under no circumstances should this image to be downloaded to prevent further spread.

"A little death hasn't hurt anybody." argued in a statement by Mr. Wesker's attorney, whose court date has yet to be determined.