Critical Tits, Ch. 7 (Finale) (Patreon)

I finished a thing! I have basically no clue wtf this is, but it sure is something. Don't blame me - it was all in the dice. Actually, all dice rolls referenced in the story were organically made, nat 20's included, so that was kind of a fun weird contrivance to write around. At any rate, I'm not sure if "enjoy!" is the right sentiment, but... read. And then wash it down with something ideally 80 proof or higher.

Hang in there. None of it is real. Maybe none of anything is real.

More to come.