Teaching Her A Lesson Part 27 (Patreon)

[EDIT: This is NOT THE END OF THAL! The first line of the original post was only a bad joke about numbers. I promise I will actually finish the story and not just ... it with a weird sexless essay. Sorry for the tricksiness, folks!]

Here it is, the final post of Teaching Her A Lesson the number of which is a perfect cube. I don't mean to cut myself short, but I feel pretty confident we will not reach part 64 on this thing. This post, however, is something a little different. In part 26, we closed with Canon fishing Taylor's essay out of the trash and telling himself that yeah, maybe he'll read it, eventually, if there's time, blahdy blah. 

So part 27 is just the essay, as composed by none other than Taylor Stern herself. For you grammar fiends, she has made some errors, but remember, she's not a pro. (Can you imagine a professional author releasing work with errors in it? Unimaginable!) There's no introduction, no context, just a header and an essay. I won't set it up any more than that, so without further ado: Taylor Stern, writing about Ralph Waldo Emerson. One of the weirdest writing experiments I've ever done. :)

PS, if you haven't joined us on discord, there's a ton of groovy people joining in, so come on down, the water's great. I hoped I'd get a few people popping in, but so far I have been blown away by the responsiveness. Sorry I didn't do this sooner!