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"I totally do not recognize you. Are you new around here girl?"

"Just started tonight."

She had to keep up appearances. Her goal had always been to keep the men occupied until such a time that Batman could arrive, having promised him a part in the interrogation and to, in no uncertain terms, not allow harm to come to the Joker. Now, having outright dismissed Batman's concerns for her "lackluster ability to consider contemporary cultural matters", she had simply gone to the "Internet" and was now (rather effortlessly she thought) mimicking one of the first results when searching "prostitute xxx" on the "Google" front page. Though it had required some modification to her extra suit, the results were something that, while drafty, definitely granted her a greater degree of mobility - high heels aside. Regardless, she had given herself a look-over in the mirror, and come to the conclusion that no one in their right mind could mistake her for who she truly was. A loud bang brought her back to the present, the Joker looking around the corner and giving off a surprised, if delighted laugh.

"Why, no littering boys! I've taught you well!"

"A-are y'all stayin' here long?"

Stutter aside, she took no small amount of pride in the southern accent she'd cultivated over the last few days, all in preparation for these "undercover" matters. The Joker looked to her, to her ordinary civilian armaments, and back to her, before slowly sliding in between her and the wall.

"What say you boys, want to take a well-deserved break and have some fun?"

"I-I'm... open for business..."

The latter part had slipped out of her with a vulgarity similar to how their thick, engorged members slid from their pants. Closing her slacking jaw, she felt a tingle across her skin, gloved hands sliding up to cup her supple breasts and traveling down her thighs. She grit her teeth, attempting to not lose herself to the moment as they all closed in, the clown's ludicrously thick log pulsating between her muscled thighs.

Batman better arrive now, or in a few hours.

Deep down, she hoped for the latter.

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Wednesday wallpaper, featuring a peek at the Streetwalker Diana model I've been poking around with. Huge props to LeGuyMelef for these model lineups and just how modifiable they are their clothing is - look forward to more in this vein in the future :)

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and for all of your kind words! The heat has subsided somewhat, making way for thunderstorms, but the humidity remains at an all-time high. Take care out there, stay hydrated, and take care of yourselves and each other!
/DH