Cozy Pants 37: The Warranty Ran out on my Leg Insurance (Patreon)

Well hello! I'm back from my travels and that means the cozy pants are once again on my legs, and James and I are babbling at each other about nonsense. We recap my three-week visit to the midwest, including a haunting tale of a missing wall and an encounter with royalty. Somehow we get on the topic of the time John Wayne spanked a lady, and also Chevy Chase's most horrible appearance ever. We also romp with a bouncing bustle before drifting off to slumberland. Whee!