Can Crushing! (Patreon)

I found these Monster Energy Drink-like cheaper knockoffs on Amazon under one of their new brands and I have to say, they aren't that bad! I bought a 24-pack of them and while they aren't as good as the Monster Energy Red that I love, I've become accustomed to the taste over the past couple of weeks. (Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but hey, they're cheaper!)

I don't want to ingest too much caffeine at once, though, so in my quest for the perfect energy drink, I tried a Mountain Dew Kickstart as well, which has half the caffeine as a Monster (or pseudo-Monster), roughly. They're alright but basically just soda.

I decided to crush both cans under my belly. I didn't really have to do that much work, actually - the belly handles it all by itself! One of the cans still had some red energy drink left in it - I probably should have rinsed them first, but live and learn, amirite? Tastes like victory!*

I've been saving up more cans to do a longer version of this, too 😈

* And Mountain Dew Kickstart, of course