The salesman's youth elixir (Patreon)

Eugene was an 82-year-old veteran who had lived a long and fulfilling life. Despite his age, he still had a youthful spirit and a desire to experience new things. So when he heard about a youth elixir from a traveling salesman that promised to make him young again, he was intrigued.

After plenty of convincing, Eugene decided to buy the glowing green elixir. He had nothing to lose at this age, so he swallowed the potion and waited anxiously to see what would happen. At first, nothing seemed to happen. But then, slowly but surely, he began to feel a tingling sensation throughout his body. It started in his fingertips and toes, and then spread to his arms and legs.

As the tingling sensation intensified, Eugene suddenly felt a jolt of energy coursing through his veins. He felt alive and full of vitality, like he had when he was a young man. “Damn,” he said aggressively. “This feels pretty good.” He walked around the house, his back straight and his arms flexing. The energy felt incredible.

But the elixir wasn’t done. As the transformation continued, Eugene began to notice some strange changes happening to his body. His skin became smoother and more youthful, and his wrinkles and age spots disappeared. And to his surprise, his hair started to grow longer and thicker, cascading down his back in long, lustrous waves.

His muscles and bones seemed to be rearranging themselves, contorting and shifting in strange and unnatural ways while he let out a groan. And before he knew it, his deep groan became a higher pitched moan. Upon rushing to the mirror, he found out that he was no longer a man at all. 

He had become a beautiful woman. Eugene was shocked and dismayed by the transformation, but there was nothing he could do to reverse it. The youth elixir had worked too well, and he was stuck as a woman forever. As he looked at himself in the mirror, Eugene couldn't help but feel a little bit disappointed. He had wanted to be young again, but he had never imagined that he would end up as a woman. But as a faint throbbing between his legs sent heat rushing up his body, he realized that there was a lot of exploring in store for him. After all, now that he was young again, he had all the time in the world.