Swamps Fantasizes (Patreon)

In the TWBUniverse, "suntan lotion" comes in varieties, one of which is used by white-furred types like polar bears and arctic foxes to help the sun bleach their fur even whiter and brighter.

In the universe inside Swampy's head, it's perfectly reasonable to expect a bikini-clad lady to walk into a random paintball store and ask whoever's behind the counter to help her apply suntan lotion to her fur.

Well, okay, he thinks it's perfectly reasonable to hope that happens, but still... :)

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