Mist's Jumps Part 37 (Patreon)

Willow asked, “Penny for your thoughts?”

Mist glanced away from where Amelia was ‘fixing’ the pint sized Clonetwo She-Captain they’d found in the S-Goth’s collection of pokeballs and focused on Willow and the red haired five year old girl standing next to her that was dressed like a knight in black platemail. It was sort of cute and a little disturbing how quickly the munchkins had attached themselves to the group. “I’m not sure they’re worth a penny.” He glanced down at the five year old that was holding Willow’s skirt while trying not to look nervous. “I’m just trying to figure out an ethical way to use the staff.”

“Any ideas?”

“Music.”

“Music?” Willow asked curious where Mist was going with his idea.

“Thanks to genetics and various perks, most of the clan are just this side of supernaturally attractive if not over the line. People have built careers on less.”

“I can think of a couple of bands that shall remain nameless that get buy on looks and a modest amount of skill.”

Mist grinned. “Now combine near supernatural appearance with our enhanced mastery, virtuoso and opera virtuoso perks and you’re looking at the start of something legendary. Mix in the idol ability from Sonichu which basically hands you fame with very little effort and we’ll be legends in no time, especially if we do a bit of promoting before the concerts.”

“Promoting?” Willow asked suspiciously.

“If we dress some girls up in cute costumes and have them float down the street playing music, I have a feeling it will rocket us to national attention in no time.”

“Or get the national guard called on us.”

“We’re bulletproof, worst case we head back to our worlds for the rest of the year. If we play our cards right, we’ll have hundreds of thousands of females willingly lining up to be given the gift of magic and flight.”

Willow shook her head. “This is going to end in tears.”

“Maybe but when was the last time we actually cut loose and had a blast?”

“It’s been awhile,” Willow admitted.

The knight spoke up, “Music is neat.”

Mist smiled at the young magic knight. “See, this could be fun.”

Willow considered Mist’s crazy plan, it was a little basic and they’d have to run some tests to make sure they could limit the staff’s area of effect but it seemed workable if a touch insane at least until the government freaked about them handing out magical powers. “It sounds a bit insane but fun.”

Mist turned his attention to Sam as she walked over carrying her head at her side. “I’d get dizzy.”

Sam giggled as she tossed her head in the air then caught it with both hands. “You get used to it.”

Willow felt a little green as she pulled her attention off the pink flesh that covered Sam’s neck and focused on Sam’s upside down head. “Having fun?” 

“I was then I got hungry.”

Mist conjured a shiny red apple then held it out. “Here.”

“Thanks.” Sam put her head back on her neck then took the apple. “How long are we going to be here?”

Willow turned and looked at Amelia, Hermione and the previously mutated munchkin that was currently sucking on a lollipop as they walked over. “Looks like we can leave as soon as we gather everyone up.”

Mist smiled at Hermione and Amelia. “Everything fixed?”

Amelia snorted. “Of course, I’m the best and our little pirate was a real trooper.”

The clonetwo she-captain took her lollipop out of her mouth. “Nice lady fixed my face and gave me candy.”

Hermione ruffled the girl’s hair. “Jackie is the best pirate ever.”

Sam finished her bite of apple. “Arrg.”

Jackie playfully scrunched up her face then shouted, “Arrrg!”

“Okay, she wins,” Sam admitted then went back to happily eating her apple.

Mist was just glad that Amelia had managed to fix the girl, it was nice to know that the disadvantages certain pokegirl breeds had weren’t fiat backed like drawbacks or anything. He conjured a small pirate hat then held it out. “Every pirate needs a good hat.”

Jackie smiled brightly as she took the pirate hat and stuck it on her head. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.”

Amelia scowled as she swatted a bug that had landed on her arm. “When are we leaving? I’m getting tired of the bugs.”

Mist gestured and teleported the group ‘up’ to the slice of heaven. “Now is good.”

Sam spun as she suddenly found herself in a different place. “Sparkles.”

Jackie smiled as she spotted Pandora and Sarah in a hot tub. “Is it bath time?”

Hermione laughed as she lifted Jackie up by her armpits and walked toward the hottub. “Time to walk the plank.”

“Not the plank,” Jackie replied playing along.

Pandora grinned as she stood up and held out her hands toward Hermione. “Rarr.”

Sarah snickered. “I think the Pandora monster is going to get the pirate, will you save her brave knight?”

Willow’s knight looked at Willow. “What do Pandoras eat?”

Mist snickered as he conjured an apple for his daughter and tossed it to Pandora.

Pandora caught the apple then took a bite.

Hermione set Jackie down on the edge of the hottub. “Tell me if it’s too hot.”

“It’s warm.” Jackie wiggled her legs in the water.

Sarah looked at their father as she asked, “Did you pick up any interesting perks?”

“A few, I picked up a replacement for the anti transfiguration brooch we’ve been wearing and some genetic engineering stuff. Willow and Hermione picked up a perverted spell creation perk.

Pandora said, “Sweet.”

Sam looked up at Mist. “Swim?”

Sarah said, “Come in the water is warm.”

Willow’s knight dismissed her armor leaving her in a pair of shorts. “Last one in.”

Mist had to resist snickering as he watched the red haired knight run up the stairs to the hottub with Sam. “Ah to be a kid again.” 

Amelia smiled as she ran her gaze over Pandora’s naked breasts. “Speaking of kids, any idea where Sin is?”

Pandora smiled at Amelia. “The cute rabbit girls complained about being tired so she took them to find a bed and sent her munchkin with Chris to get something to eat.”

“Bed eh?”

“Yep, tired,” Pandora lied with amusement.

Amelia grinned. “In that case, I’d better go check on them.”

Hermione smiled as she started stripping so that she could get into the hottub with the girls. “Last one in.”

“Have fun, I’m going to grab some waffles for everyone.” Mist turned and headed toward the spot where he usually placed the warehouse. ‘I’m going to have to ward the entrance against children and maybe my sisters, ah well, still worth it.’

0o0o0

Xander felt slightly guilty as he used his telepathy to carefully plant a memory in Linda McKenzie’s sleeping mind of sneaking into the local mad scientist’s mansion and finding nothing of any real interest. He tried to avoid tampering with people’s thoughts or memories as much as possible but her story would have resulted in a lot of stupid shit and damned the entire world to a war they didn’t need nor want. “Done.”

Ranma frowned slightly as he glanced around the empty street in front of the hotel. “We’re going to have to do something about the mad scientist at some point.”

“Probably, if nothing else, we should ward his mansion so overly curious morally bankrupt reporters don’t sneak in.”

“Part of me wants to just open a portal to the back of Jim’s head and be done with it.”

“If we have to, we have to. Ready to head back?”

“Might as well get out of the cold.” Ranma glanced around the empty street then dark orbed back to the slice of heaven.

Xander frowned slightly as he thought about his conflicting drawbacks, he doubted he’d feel the cold until it got cold enough that it should do damage then it would probably hurt twice as much as it should. Either way, he wasn’t planning on taking off his cold eating gear until his blood curses vanished at the end of the jump. He glanced around then followed Ranma when he didn’t see anyone watching.

“Any luck,” Paige asked curious what had kept them.

Xander turned to look at Paige and Phoenix who were sitting in a hot tub relaxing. “We found the reporter and I put a memory in her head of her investigating the mad scientist’s mansion and finding nothing then crashing out. Hopefully she’ll drop the story and we won’t have to worry about a mad scientist going justifiably homicidal on the world.”

“Justifiably homicidal?”

“I’d come back with an army if someone managed to kill my friends.”

Phoenix laughed. “Seems reasonable to me.”

“That’s why you’re the darklighter hun,” Paige pointed out.

“Meh, details.”

Ranma shrugged. “I wouldn’t be happy with the government either but I’d be a little bit more direct about it.”

“It wasn’t like he was a combat wizard, you have to use what you’ve got,” Xander pointed out.

“Did you pick up any interesting perks?” Phoenix asked curious what she could grab and wanting to change the subject.

“Some combat stuff and an aura that increases our combat ability.”

Ranma grinned. “A nice combat training perk that turns people into masters of combat in a month.”

“Probably more like a couple of weeks with the trainer blood gift once we grab it from the girls or Chris. That reminds me, they have a neat perk that increases their permanent mana pool via sex with magic users.”

Phoenix raised her eyebrows. “Oh?”

Paige shook her head. “That sounds naughty.”

Xander shrugged. “Basically the perk increases your permanent mana pool increases by 10% of your partner’s mana pool. Sure, it only works once per partner but if we set up a list and a rotation, we should be able to give the Aes Sedai in the Tower a decent boost.”

Phoenix laughed. “Not to mention give ourselves a decent boost to our mana pools if we’re willing to have some fun.”

Ranma shook his head. “I’m not sure giving everyone that perk is a good idea.”

Xander smirked. “That’s the beauty of my plan, we don’t have to. We have skill and perk sharing, all we have to do is temporarily lend them the 10% perk, the boost should be permanent.”

“That’s sneaky,” Paige admitted.

“That’s the idea. Even if all we do is hand out healing and mana shield books, it’s probably still worth increasing their mana pools.”

Phoenix grinned as she stood up. “I’m sure we can figure out a decent number of spells that we don’t mind them having that would make it worth setting up a conga line of sex.”

Ranma laughed. “I just realized a flaw in your plan Xander.”

“What’s that?” Xander asked as Phoenix make her way to the edge of the hot tub.

“It’s not so much a flaw for the rest of us but Cordelia might have some issues.”

“Hmm, point,” Xander admitted with a wince. While they weren’t technically exclusive, outside of the clan was outside of the clan and she could be a little touchy especially if she wasn’t part of the fun.

Phoenix laughed at the look on Xander’s face as she climbed out of the hot tub. “Probably worth asking her first.”

“If I don’t make it back, send the medic.”

Ranma laughed. “Dibs on his boots.”

Xander shook his head as he headed off to talk to one of the girls about getting a copy of her new perks. ‘Hopefully, Sin will have some ideas on how to pull things off without Cordelia killing me.’

Phoenix said, “I’ll see if they’ve turned their new skills into books yet on the way back from the bathroom.”

“Thanks.” Ranma turned to look at Paige as Phoenix walked off. “Any plans for the year?”

“Not really, it depends on what Mist is up to and if I get any new charges. If not I’ll probably get roped into helping the kids finish setting up their replacement country.” Paige wouldn’t mind taking some time and just relaxing but there was still a lot to deal with on Willow and Mist’s worlds and the girls had really effective puppy dog eyes. “You?”

“I’m planning on grabbing a time machine and exploring some worlds we didn’t save for scans and patterns.”

“What was the world supposed to be like?” Paige asked curious as no one had really said what they’d saved the world from turning into.

“Basically the reporter would have written a story about the mad scientist’s genetically modified animal girls, the government would have gotten greedy and sent soldiers to claim his various projects.”

“That makes a sick sort of sense.”

“The girls would have tried to stop them and things would have gone south from there. In the normal course of events he’d come back with an army of magical combat girls and wage war. Eventually people find out the monster girls need sex to stay sane and tend to bond with their partners.”

Paige frowned as she thought about the logistics of making sure an entire army was getting enough sex not to go insane. “That seems like a design flaw.”

Ranma shrugged. “It’s either a design flaw or a twisted way to punish people that vilified him for being a pervert. Either way, the pokegirls have some interesting magical abilities I wouldn’t mind copying.”

“Like?” Paige asked with interest.

“Mostly the various enhancements that grant innate knowledge of a subject.” Ranma pulled his pokedex out of his inventory and made a copy then tossed her the copy. “Take a look. I need to grab something to eat.”

“Thanks.”

0o0o0

Willow blushed slightly as she walked out of the warehouse portal with Mist and saw the large conjured bed with her sisters and the other new teenage girls having an orgy while a bunch of the clan watched with amusement including Sin who had her Chibi Hild on her lap playing a video game. “Huh…” she trailed off as she glanced over and saw Vivian kneeling on a bench trying to take pictures of the orgy while Pandora stood at Vivian’s side with her hand between the camera girl’s legs doing her best to distract her. “At least they’re cute.”

Mist did his best to focus on the rest of the girls rather than his daughter or his sisters as the group wiggled and squirmed around. ”I’m not sure who to blame for this, Sin or the world they came from.”

“Isn’t it always Sin’s fault?” Sarah asked with amusement as she watched her new aunts get tongue fucked.

Sin snickered. “Lies and slander, I just conjured the bed and might have encouraged Rose and Brook to have a good time, no shame in that.”

Helen pointed at Nathan. “To be fair, Nathan was the one that suggested a group orgy.”

Nathan blushed as his father and Willow turned to look at him. He was just glad that he was sitting in a chair and had his towel and a book in his lap. “I blame Lust and Wrath, they said they liked people watching them have sex, you can’t blame me for saying prove it.”

Mist had to agree with his son, he probably would have said the same thing as a teenager if someone had come right out and said they liked people watching them have sex. “Point.”

Rose leaned against Tiffany as she watched the other Rose tongue fuck Brook. “At least they’re having fun.”

Tiffany snickered as she put her hand on her friend/sister’s behind. “Nothing like fucking siblings.”

Pandora muttered, “Unless they’re your brother.” She raised her voice so she could be heard over Vivian’s moaning, “Speaking of fun, do we have a plan for this jump other than working on old projects?”

Mist glanced at Pandora and Vivian then glanced back at the group orgy. “I picked up a magic staff that can turn females into pokegirls, granting them magical powers.”

Willow said, “Hopefully without them needing sex to stay sane.”

“We’re hoping. If that works, I was thinking about forming a band and boosting volunteers at our concerts by converting them into pokegirls.”

Pandora smirked when Vivian screamed with glee. “Don’t worry we’ll let you be our official photographer.”

Eric asked, “Are you planning on using the staff on the Aes Sedai or the damane?”

Mist glanced over at Eric. “That depends on how the testing goes and what Riley and I can figure out from the lab tests.”

Riley pulled her attention off the two bunny girls that were getting fucked by Chris’s new sisters. “We should know more in a couple of hours once the machine has had a chance to run the rest of the blood samples. The tests show that Willow’s bra-rabbit has genetic markers for a bunny girl evolution which means she might pass on the potential to have bunny girls to children.”

Nora asked, “What’s wrong with bunny girls?”

“The pokegirl bunny girl breed are rather ditzy and absent minded as a rule, I’d rather not introduce that potential into the gene pool if I can help it.”

“Considering how much magic we’re handing out, that sounds like a bad idea,” Nathan agreed.

Pandora smiled as she slipped her finger out of the mostly limp camera girl. “Do you have a way to stabilize their genetics?”

“Maybe?” Riley shrugged. “I’ll know more once I’ve had a chance to compare the rest of the blood samples.”

Willow said, “Hopefully the flasks Mist grabbed with points won’t have that problem.”

“Hopefully. If they’re stable, great, if not, we’ll just copy the bits and pieces we can use and make something interesting.” Mist had a feeling that between the genetic engineering perk and their tinker abilities Riley and him would figure out something, it was just going to take time and testing.

0o0o0

Riley looked up as Hermione tapped on the door to the lab. “I was just about to come and find you and Willow, how did things go with the realtor?”

Hermione stepped into the lab and glanced over at Mist who was playing a handheld video game. “We managed to get a fixer-upper for a steal.”

“In Hawaii?” Mist asked in disbelief.

“There was a rather nasty chemical spill. Willow and Xander are dealing with it and upgrading the house.”

“That explains it. Where are the munchkins?” Riley asked.

“I left Sarah and Velvet in charge of watching them.”

Mist paused his game and set his handheld system on the table then turned to look at Hermione. “How stable is your sister?”

Hermione shrugged. “She used to babysit all the time.”

“Used to?”

“Miss Finnegan came back early and caught her and Haze having sex with her daughter on their kitchen table rather than babysitting her. Personally I blame little miss Nancy Finnegan for that mess but she was human and my sisters aren’t so guess who everyone blamed? Either way, Mum decided them staying with me at Vale was safer than staying around home where Miss Finnegan could cause trouble.”

Riley snickered. “I’ll have to see if they’ll share the memory.”

Mist asked, “Do you want the good news or bad news first?”

“Start with the bad news.” Hermione was just hoping that her sisters weren’t going to melt or something crazy. They might not have existed before the jump but she had years of memories of the cute troublemakers and loved them like her sisters thanks to her background.

“Vivian, Freya, Sam and the knight are the only ones that are completely stable genetically which means they were probably parthenogenetic offspring of their mothers. The rest have a decent collection of genes from various pokegirl types. We’re still running some tests but their genetics are a bit of a mess.”

“How bad?”

Riley cut in, “They aren’t going to mutate or anything but I’d rather not introduce bunny girl genetics into the population if I can help it. They’re ditzy and we’ve got enough magic to level cities or small countries.”

Hermione winced as she pictured a ditzy bunny girl kid tossing around flame waves because they were pretty. She doubted they’d be that bad but she didn’t really want to risk it. “Any suggestions?”

“I suggest copying their magical talents and abilities then using the archmage water on the rest of them. We ran some tests with the Officer Jenny water on a blank copy of one of the cultists, no extra genetics which means the archmage should be safe enough to use, worst case the children would probably regress back to witches, enchantresses or sorceresses.”

“I’ll work with the girls on copying all of their useful traits so we can turn them into archmages. What are you planning on doing once you finish running the tests?”

Mist said, “I still need to look through my music collection to see if there are any songs worth stealing from various worlds for the concert that Sin is setting up. After that, I’m probably going to make a pocket dimension to blow off steam.”

Riley asked, “Oh?”

“Hermione’s perverted mage perk helped me convert my broken cloning spell into something that should be useful. I want to make some blank copies of various cultists with the cloning potion then use my staff and the G-Stylis to have some fun and see what type of G-Splices I can get.”

“Curious how the channeling talents will combine?” Hermione was rather curious herself.

“That and I want to know if biokinesis and a curse breaking potion can fix the sterility the G-Stylis causes.”

Riley nodded. “It’s worth testing. I’m going to want blood samples.”

“You’re welcome to help.”

Hermione rolled her eyes. “Just make sure they’re raised by nice sane people with the generation hex ability.”

“Hmm, good idea, the rebirth ability might fix some of the problems with the G-Stylis process,” Mist agreed.

“Have you figured out what you’re going to do if your project goes completely sideways?”

“Open a door to an alternate dimension and leave the door to the pocket dimension there?” Riley asked innocently.

“That’s certainly one way to do it, just not a nice solution.”

“Do you have a better option?” Riley asked with a pout.

“Yeah, fix it,” Hermione replied.

“That would imply we knew how. I mean sure, we could send a team in there to try to hunt everyone down and tag them with tranqs but realistically, if this goes completely sideways, our best option is to lock the door then abandon it where it will never be found.”

“I’m fairly sure that’s worth sticking a couple coins in the mad science jar,” Mist pointed out with amusement.

Hermione shook her head. “Pretty sure that’s worth a hundred dollar bill.”

Riley glared at Mist. “Wait a minute, you’re the project leader, you should be the one paying.”

Mist sighed as he pulled a hundred out of his wallet and walked over to the mad science jar and stuck it in. “Fine.”

“So, do you have a real plan if things go sideways?” Hermione asked warily.

“You mean run away isn’t a valid option? Seriously, I was thinking time stop, tranqs and the mind garden. If that doesn’t work, running around and reevaluating the situation seems reasonable.”

“I guess that’s fair. I should make sure Velvet and Sarah aren’t letting the munchkins get into too much trouble.”

”Best of luck,” Mist replied with amusement as he picked up his video game.

Riley picked up her dex and started looking through the entries to see if there was anything worth copying.

0o0o0

Mist smiled as he stopped pouring mana into the newly constructed crystal city and the city gates swung open. Now that they had a decent blueprint for the city, it was a simple matter of pouring rivers of mana into the construction and watching the mana turn into crystal, dark paving stone, metal lamp posts and everything else that made up the city. “It still feels like cheating.”

Pandora laughed as she pulled an expanded chest out of her inventory and set it on the stone path that led to the newly constructed city. “We’re magic users, if we’re not cheating, we’re not trying Dad.” She used her X-ray vision to look into the trunk. She teleported a girl out that looked like a more beautiful version of Egwene’s younger self. “Copy when ready.”

Mist used his telepathy and checked the ‘blank’ nymph copy of his world’s Egwene. The potions that created the ‘blank’ clones copied basic skills and knowledge but nothing personal which made them perfect for making clones that he didn’t mind combining with other clones to come up with something interesting. He gestured and cast his new perverted cloning spell on the girl that looked like a ten year old.

Riley grinned as an identical duplicate of the test subject appeared complete with a copy of her control tattoo. “Looks like it worked.”

“Hopefully.” Pandora smiled as the clone hugged the original and licked her face. “At least she’s not homicidal.”

“I’ll take it.” Mist checked the new clone’s mind and relaxed when he found her more or less sane, a bit more focused on hugs and physical contact but nothing like the homicidal rage of the previous version of his spell. “Looks like it worked.”

“Do you want the nymph copy of Lanfear and Neville’s daughter or the nymph copy of Elayne or Rand?”

“All three, they’re decently intelligent and have interesting abilities.” Mist focused on his new spell and used his Magicka spellbook creation ability to create a spell book as Pandora teleported copies of the various clones out of the trunk. He duplicated the spellbook then handed the girls a copy each. “Here.”

“Thanks.” Riley used the spell book. “Any idea what you’re going to turn the girls into?”

Pandora used the spellbook then looked over the five naked girls that were happily hugging or kissing each other. “Hopefully something interesting.”

Mist said, “I was thinking mooncalfs for milk production and psychic talents, various sidekicks for their mask conjuration abilities and odd magical abilities, one of the butterfly Pokegirls has innate gardening skill and knowledge that might be rather useful.”

“Not to mention a boost to speed, endurance and agility,” Riley pointed out as she pulled out her list of useful girls. “Kaftara have disaster prevention abilities and innate knowledge of natural processes which could be useful for communities.”

“What are Kaftara?” Pandora asked.

“Basically precog hyena girls.”

“Ah,” Pandora shivered slightly at the idea of having sex with a hyena like girl. “As long as the traits are magical we should be able to copy them.”

“If nothing else we can scan them for minions. I’ll add them to the list.” Mist had a feeling they were going to be dosing a number of the girls with the Archmage water anyways.

“How much mana do they have?” Riley asked curious why she felt a hell of a lot of magic coming off the girls.

Pandora shrugged. “I talked some of my sisters into having sex with most of the clones after lending them the sexual magic perk so a decent amount.” She turned to look at Mist. “How do you want to do this?”

Mist glanced at the open area in front of the walls of the city. “Let’s copy everyone five times each then I’ll turn the copies into pokegirls. After that, we can scan and copy abilities then start combining people.”

“We should be able to use my generous donation glove to move some of the magical abilities to the originals for the next round of testing.”

“Sounds like a plan.” Mist went to work copying the various clones and directing them to the open area.

Riley made a mental note to put some more change in her mad scientist jar as they worked on copying the girls. “We should hand out some Cauldron vials once we get everything set up.”

“It was on my list.” Mist pulled his staff out of his inventory and set the bottom end on the ground then channeled enough mana into it to open the interface. “Let’s see if this works as well as I’m hoping.” He worked his way through the girls with useful enhancements that he wanted to try to create. He was less concerned with straight up stat boosts than he was things like innate knowledge and elemental absorption because most of the pokegirl types had some type of physical enhancements.

Pandora finished casting her spell on the Elayne copy then sent her to join the rest of the clones. “That should be enough for the first test.” She picked up the trunk that had the rest of her clones in it and stuck it back in her inventory in case her father screwed up the area of effect.

Mist finished selecting the various pokegirl types he wanted and playing with the percentages then made damned sure the feral toggle was off and his area of effect was limited to the group of clones then channeled a massive amount of energy into the staff.

Riley watched with interest as a blue light washed over the clones turning a decent percentage of them into various near human monster girls. She twitched as the copy of Lanfear’s daughter melted and turned into a large brownish colored slime. “Slime?”

Mist quickly tossed a barrier spell around the slime pokegirl. “Slutge actually, they’re immune to radiation and can actually eat it. One of the main problems with them is they’re toxic in their slime form and stink.”

“Yuck. Oh, that Egwene clone turned into a Kaftara and that’s a scorpion like girl and that two two have wings.” She giggled as she used her pokegirl identification power. “Keinaris, dancing and musical instrument knowledge and an Imp, which is basically a familiar that works as a mana battery for their tamer… I have so many plans!”

“They can also shrink to ride on your shoulder.” Mist pointed at the pixie the Rand nymph clone had turned into. “Pixies are neat, they have electricity absorption.” Mist smiled as he spotted the twelve foot tall plant girl. “Neat the huge girl should give us an innate architecture ability we can hand out.”

“Which should help the design team.” Pandora grinned as she identified the scorpion girl one of the Egwene clones had turned into as a Romanticide. “Oh a forgemaster girl, they absorb fire and water damage and have a sixth sense for metal quality.”

“Which should go nicely with Egwene’s earth abilities.” Mist put the staff back in his inventory. “I could do without the tail but we should be able to scan their various abilities then hand them out.”

“This is going to be fun.” Riley walked over toward the collection of sixty strange and unusual pokegirls and started scanning them.

Mist ignored the large centaur like catgirl and focused on the copy of the nymph version of Rand that had a cow’s tail and horns. “Hopefully their psionic abilities count as magic so we can move them. If not, I’ll just have to get creative and use minions to introduce the ability to the population.”

“So what type of party are we going to use the mad science jar for?” Pandora asked as she worked on scanning the various girls.

“Party?” Riley asked.

“What else did you think the jaw was for?”

“I thought that was there as a deterrent,” Riley complained.

“A little bit of both,” Mist admitted as he worked on scanning the various girls.

Riley shook her head. “If I’d known that.”

“If you’d known that it would have just encouraged bad behavior.”

“Point, so party?” Riley asked as she went back to scanning the various girls.

”Mostly I was just trying to limit the insanity a bit. Either way, I’m sure we can figure out something amusing by the time we finish filling it up.” Mist shivered slightly as he noticed one of the Elaynes was some type of harpy. “Charlies Angel, harpy girl… innate cooking skill and cooking aptitude.”

Pandora was just glad they weren’t leaving them as monster girls, cat girls were one thing, bird girls quite another as far as she was concerned. “On the upside, at least we can copy the useful girls then mix them together.”

“That’s the plan.”

0o0o0

Pandora glanced up from the player’s handbook as Patricia and Kimberly Potter walked into the game room. She looked at her naked cute dark haired cousins. “What’s up?”

Kimberly snorted. “Dad was flirting with Ginny and our Mums, we decided to run for the hills before they started having sex.”

Patricia nodded. “We also wanted to check on your project.”

Pandora chuckled. “I don’t know, Harry is pretty cute.”

“Yuck,” Kimberly complained.

“I could say the same about Mist,” Patricia pointed out.

Pandora held her hands up in surrender. “Okay, you win, yuck.”

“Exactly, makes me almost want to give up fucking the other Ginny, I mean seriously yuck.” Kimberly shook her head. “So, your project?” She asked trying to change the subject away from her father’s sex life.

Pandora resisted the urge to laugh at her cousin’s blatant attempt to change the subject. “We picked up fire, water, cold, poison and electricity absorption as well as a number of useful innate knowledge abilities that should help our country get out of the middle ages.”

“Sweet,” Patricia agreed.

“We also snagged a decent collection of magical techniques we had the test subjects turn into spellbooks.” Pandora smiled as Melinda walked in with Emily and Willow’s new sisters. “What’s up?”

Melinda said, “We’re looking for people to test the sexual magic perk with, are you game?”

Pandora glanced at Twilight and Ariel then over at Emily. She liked the toon her father had drawn and Twilight and Ariel were hot and seemed nice enough. “I guess I can finish my character sheet later.”

Emily giggled. “Sweet.”

Patricia glanced at Kimberly then shrugged with Kimberly nodded. “We’re in.”

“To the pillow fort!” Melinda shouted as she headed out of the gaming room.

Pandora smiled as she followed the girls out of the room.

0o0o0

Agent Phil scowled as he watched two hundred previously normal teenage girls and young women fly into the air above the field where the concert was being held. “The paperwork is going to be murder.”

Agent May snorted. “I’m just glad that you’re the one that has to sign off on it.” She scowled slightly as she watched half a dozen scantily clad teenage girls fly off the stage to make sure none of the other girls flew into anything or anyone.

Frank asked, “Do we actually have anything on them that’s illegal?”

“Making weapons?” Agent May asked hopefully.

Phil shook his head. “We’d have to prove it. Right now, all we have is the band’s guitarist used a glowing staff to somehow turn a bunch of ordinary people into enhanced humans that can fly.”

Frank said, “We could confiscate the staff.”

Agent May said, “His lawyer already tore the legal department a new one for demanding that they stop empowering people, something about there not being a law against using magic to empower people. Besides, the chances of that being the only thing they can do are remote.”

Phil nodded. “The lab techs don’t have a clue how their flight works or how long the transformation will even last. Without knowing how they’re doing it, the legal department doesn’t know where to start. We could try to arrest them but if they can fly, catching them would be more than a little problematic.”

Agent Morse flew over and landed near the agents. “You should volunteer May, flying is awesome.”

Phil groaned as he realized the paperwork was going to be a lot worse than he’d feared.