A quick smoke at night (Patreon)

It was late at night when Lilith went out to the corridor of the building. She lived in a modest place, in a community with a lot of older people. It was quiet and she liked it that way, though she did sometimes feel out of place. Tonight, was exceptionally quiet as the two apartments next to hers had been empty for a while. She smiled to herself, glad she was able to go out onto her balcony half dressed to enjoy a late night smoke break. Tonight’s dress was no exception. She wore nothing but a top that barely covered her three breasts, and she made absolutely no attempt to hide the mouth that replaced her vagina. She used one of the two arms situated at her hips to light her vape before using her lower lips to puff on it. The end of the vape brushed against her clit and Lilith shivered at the small stimulation. The smoke ran through her body and excited in a large cloud through the mouth on her face.

“Satisfying, but I still miss nicotine…” she said to herself as she looked at the nicotine patch stuck to her back. “But as they say: ‘don't abuse good mutant health’.”

“Uh… excuse me,” a male voice pulled Lilith out of her thoughts. A young man came out of the apartment next to her, catching her in her half naked state.

Lilith gasped in too much smoke and immediately went into a coughing fit from her vagina mouth because of it. Meanwhile her main mouth was struggling not to moan from the vape brushing her clit again.

“Hey… are you okay? I'm so-“ the boy stopped when he noticed Lilith's nudity and mutation and immediately turned around.

"Yeah, I'm ok,” Lilith managed to get out in between coughs. “Although coughing through your vagina usually ends up stimulating it. A slight problem with having your clitoris on the lips… I don't think I can explain it any better."

“Sorry, I didn't know you were… Wait why are you half naked out here anyway?”

Lilith took a deep breath now that the coughing and had passed. “The truth is that clothes make me feel a little uncomfortable,” she then brought her vape back up to her mouth-vagina. "I didn't know there was someone in that apartment."

“Oh, yeah. I just moved today. I don't have that much so it’s understandable no one noticed,” he said and kept his eyes averted, desperately trying not to stare at her three full breasts and the mouth between her legs. “I had been napping and woke up a few minutes ago. Came out to do the same thing.” He flashed a cigarette of his own.

“Oh, nice,” Lilith said as she exhaled a bit of steam. “Hey, don't worry and turn around. It's weird talking to someone's back."

"You don't have a problem with me seeing you naked?"

"Nah. You've already seen me naked at this point, and to be honest I don't mind," Lilith said as she exhaled another large cloud of smoke. "I'm a bit shameless as you'll find out later."

The young man approached Lilith still trying to avoid looking at her beautiful figure. Her three breasts, beautiful and firm, formed a kind of inverted triangle. She clearly wasn’t wearing a bra under her top and the only other thing she had one was a pair of slippers. Her pale skin almost seemed to glow in the moonlight, and her dark hair only added to the effect.

"Well, neighbor… what's your name?" Lilith asked naturally.

“Arthur. Arthur Brooks,” he said while lighting a cigarette. “Artist, until recently unemployed, but apparently my luck has started to change.”

“Are you saying that because of me?” Lilith said from her vagina mouth in a flirtatious tone. Her second voice was noticeably huskier and sultrier than her original voice.

“Er… well, it wasn't because of that, although it does add a lot to it,” Arthur said. “I’m surprised, you can even talk from down there? Sorry, I'm getting off topic. It's just that I found a job, so things are starting to look up for me."

"Well, one more reason to enjoy a good cigarette at night then," Lilith said with a smile.

"Oh, yours is a vape?"

“Yeah, I’m trying to give up nicotine. I was never a heavy smoker, I mostly just like how it takes shape in the wind and with the lights at night. A very silly way to romanticize a vice I know,” Lilith said with a smile.

"And you like it?"

"It’s nothing to write home about but you get used to it," Lilith said. "Here, try it." With one of her lower arms, she took the cigarette out of her mouth-vagina and brought it closer to Arthur.

Hesitantly he took it. “You sure you’re ok with this? You just had it in… your other mouth.”

"Oh, come on, it’s fine. I thought you artist types were more relaxed with stuff like that…and more,'" Lilith laughed.

Arthur blushed and brought the cigarette to his mouth. He felt a little turned on by feeling how hot and wet it was. He sucked in a breath and released a puff of smoke.

“Oh, I see. That hits differently.”

"I told you," Lilith said, reaching over and taking Arthur's cigarette. She put it in her mouth and took a huge drag, then blew circles of smoke. "Won’t lie, I missed that taste. Not often you’ll hear me say that though," she said before they swapped cigarettes again.

Arthur looked at his cigarette a little excited that it too had been in her mouth.

"Well… today you can go to sleep knowing that you put things in your mouth that were in your neighbor's vagina," Lilith said with a mischievous grin.

“My cheeky neighbor, you mean?” Arthur laughed.

"Yes, that one! The enemy of clothes,” she laughed.

They both enjoyed what remained of their cigarettes in relative silence until Lilith stretched out all four of her arms and prepared to return to her house. “I gotta get to sleep. I have an early morning tomorrow shooting some videos.”

"You make videos?"

"For my OF," she said. "it's one of the few occupations a cheeky girl can have without being in too much danger."

"Oh, I see. Would you mind sharing the link with me?" Arthur asked.

"Oh, don’t be silly. You are my neighbor and cigarette partner. One day I’ll invite you to a live session.”

"W-wow! That…that would be cool,” Arthur stuttered. He was trying to keep his cool, but he couldn’t deny he found Lilith very sexy.

Lilith giggled. “By the way, another important thing…” she said and leaned in close to him, deliberately pressing her breasts against his chest.

"W-what?" he said surprised.

“From 6 to 7 in the morning there is no hot water. Only at 7am do they turn on the heater. See you tomorrow!” she said laughing as she playfully walked into her apartment, giving Arthur a prime view of her butt.

Arthur stared at his neighbor's door for a moment, completely transfixed. “Wow, she really is a cheeky one,” he thought. “Definitely won’t be bored living here.”