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Hey again aliens! You won’t believe it!

I’ve mutated more and it’s absolutely amazing! 

So those little legs at the base of my head. Well they grew a lot more. They are kind of like little crab legs now, and they are wicked strong! Out of curiosity I tried stretching them out as far as they could go one day, and they TORE MY HEAD CLEAN OFF! No really, my head separated from my body. I was so freaked out!

But it was fine. I was still breathing normally, and my body was moving around just fine too. The skin on my neck squeezed shut as soon as my head came off. I tried to put my head back on and it opened up again. It’s weird feeling everything kind of connect and disconnect.

Still, that means my head is like this weird independent probe creature now. I’m like a head crab from Half-Life. Head Crab? Get it?

I wonder how this all works. Do I have like, a small set of organs in my head? Does my body have its own independent brain? The researchers at Area 51 would have a field day with me!

Weirdly enough, I kind of prefer being two places at once now. Even though I can only see out of my eyes I can still kind of tell what’s around my body, and with my tongueticles (tongue-tentacles, get it?) I can manipulate things with my head as much as I could manipulate things with my hands.

Oh, and check this out. I’ve built a few small sets with my models, and I was able to make a short film starring me as the monster! All I had were my astronaut action figures, alien dolls, and replica rockets to work with, but it came out pretty good. It even has old fashioned movie monster music and everything. I’m thinking of putting some finishing touches on it and uploading it to YouTube.

All things considered, this mutation is better than I ever could have expected. If it stopped now I’d be happy, but I’m still a bit itchy. Does that mean I’m going to keep changing. I’m shivering in anticipation just thinking about it!

As always I’ll keep you updated on any new developments and remember, the truth is out there!