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Liara Rimaros made her way back to the royal sky island, half-asleep in the back of a flying carriage. She'd been working without rest as the city was overrun with adventurers that had to be filtered through for potential Builder cultists and was finally going home to sleep.

The carriage was forced to stop on a floating platform close to the sky island for security inspection. No chances were being taken of an attack on the palace. Royal guards carefully inspected the driver and the carriage itself before opening the door. Liara herself stepped out and both she and the carriage interior were swept with inspection devices.

“I’m sorry for the trouble, Lady Liara.”

“That’s fine, Jhalid,” Liara said. “I completely understand.”

“Thank you, milady.”

“How’s that boy of yours, Jhalid?”

“A bit too much like his father, milady. Always learning the hard way.”

“You turned out alright. I’m sure he’ll grow into a fine young man.”

“Thank you, milady.”

Liara was from one of the more remote branches of the royal family. She was not close enough to the main branch to be called a princess, although she was entitled to a home on the royal sky island and to participate in the contests for the throne in her youth. She had known she would not be a match for the advantages the Storm Prince’s upbringing had given him and had instead set her sight on adventuring.

That Storm Prince had predictably become the Storm King and Liara had never regretted her own choices. After adventuring her way up to gold-rank in less than two decades, the Adventure Society had recruited her for special operations. After years hunting down people with restricted essences, she had been moved to the Builder response team.

After completing the inspection, Liara was allowed back into the carriage and it completed its journey to the royal sky island. The carriage flew towards one of the rings that allowed passage through the island’s defences and set down in a carriage yard.

The royal island was ostensibly a palace but was, in and of itself, a small city in the sky. In addition to the royal family, it held embassies from nations around the world and many of the oldest noble families kept townhouses on the island. By custom, the younger members of the high aristocracy were raised there, allowing for diplomatic training and fostering potential future alliances by marriage.

Liara was no different. In her youth, she had been married to a local lordling to secure royal influence in that family's affairs. Although she and her husband lived largely separate lives, especially now their children were grown, it was a cordial union. They were more friends and occasional lovers than true companions but they were happy.

Rather than find transport, Liara used her gold-rank speed to flit through the streets, unnoticed by everyone but island security. She arrived at her townhouse to find her husband, Baseph, just leaving. He met her with a smile as she arrived.

“Hello Lee,” he said. “I left you a note inside. Uncle wants me out managing the mines for the duration of the surge. I'm told that cousin Gibbie is having some problems and can’t go.”

Liara frowned.

“I think the problem might be your uncle telling Gibbie things he shouldn't. Gibbie's fruit basket was always missing a pair of firm plums but I can't blame him this time. I don’t think you should go either.”

“I’ll be safe. You know how fortified that place is. Most of the fortress is completely under the sea bed.”

“Alright, but don’t take unnecessary chances. If you see anything that isn’t just monsters, you contact the Adventure Society. Immediately.”

“You mean like a fish?”

“Baseph, look at my face.”

“Yes, dear.”

“How well do you think charm is going to work on me right now?”

“Sorry, dear. It won’t be that bad, will it? I’ve heard they’re expecting activity from the Builder but they’re saying it’ll be fine.”

“Of course they’re telling people that,” Liara said. “They don’t want to cause a panic. I can’t tell you specifics, Bas, but it will not be fine.”

“Alright, Lee. I still have the signal stone you gave me, even if everything else fails.”

“If everything else fails, you’ll be stuck in a hole at the bottom of the sea. I love that you think I’ll somehow be able to save you from that but we all have limits. I’m serious, Baseph. Anything strange, you send word to the Adventure Society. Even if you’re almost sure it’s nothing.”

“Alright,” he said with a smile. “I’m lucky to have a wife that cares about me so much.”

He caught her up in an embrace.

“Oh, and Vesper’s inside.”

“What’s she doing here?” Liara wondered.

“Since when did Ves need a reason to come see you?” Baseph asked. “Did something happen?”

“Yes. There’s a monster surge on.”

“Dear, this is your sixth surge. I’ve never seen you like this.”

“This isn’t just another monster surge,” she said.

“The Builder cult has been running around for years.”

“Not like this,” she said. “Promise me you’ll be careful.”

“I’m pretty sure I just did.”

“Bas, you have to promise me.”

“Alright,” he said. “I promise.”

***

Liara found Vesper in the parlour, plundering the drinks cabinet.

“Hello, Lee. It’s been a little while. Want one?”

"Sure," Liara said as she flopped onto a couch. "Things have been rather busy, which makes me wonder what you're doing here. Not that you aren't welcome at any time."

Vesper walked over from the cabinet, handed Liara a glass and sat down next to her.

“You do look exhausted,” Vesper said. “Did you see Bas on the way out?”

Liara nodded as she sipped at her drink. It made her eyes shoot wide open.

“Ves, I’m not looking to get that relaxed. Can you even drink this at silver-rank without it killing you?”

“Sorry,” Vesper said. “Poison resistance, you know? It has to be the hard stuff.”

“That’s not hard; that’s boat cleaner. Why are you here, Ves? I need sleep.”

“I need your help with something delicate. It’s about the family and it needs to stay as quiet as possible.”

“What are you after?”

“I want you to pull the records of an Adventure Society member without anyone knowing about it.”

“I can’t do that if it’s anyone sensitive. What’s the name?”

“Jason Asano.”

Liara blinked.

“I knew I recognised that name,” she said. “Where do I know it from? It’s been bothering me.”

“You know about Asano?”

“He was assessed for potential cult affiliation,” Liara said. “Where did I hear that name from?”

“Zara,” Vesper said with a grimace.

“Zara? When would…?”

Liara took a folder from the dimensional pouch at her waist, set aside a picture of Jason from the folder and started flicking through papers inside. Vesper picked up the picture which showed Jason with an idiotic grin, holding up a sandwich.

“Why are you carrying Asano’s file around with you?”

“I can’t tell you that.”

“Is that the only picture you have?”

“It was the one the Magic Society had on file,” Liara said, still flicking through pages. “His abilities make him hard to track or record images of. You and Zara went off to the far side of nowhere and met Emir Bahadir. Was that place called Greenstone?”

“Yes,” Vesper confirmed.

“And then Zara came back and…”

“Yes.”

“And it was Asano?”

“Yes.”

“Did they really…?”

“No.”

“And now he’s alive again.”

“Which is why I’m here.”

“Well,” Liara said. “That’s a mess.”

She took another sip of boat cleaner.

“Is Asano making trouble?” she asked.

“Not yet. I only knew he was here because Aunt Pelli contacted me. He’s set up in a house on Arnote. The cloud house Zara failed to win because Bahadir rigged the contest.”

“I wouldn’t be so sure,” Liara said, snapping the folder shut. “The more you dig into our Mr Asano, the more interesting nuggets fall out.”

“Can I see that?” Vesper asked, reaching for the folder.

“No,” Liara said. “The Builder response unit has access to Builder-related files that don’t appear in general Magic Society and Adventure Society records.”

“Lee, it’s me. And it’s about the family.”

“Being royalty means we should be more fastidious about the rules, Vesper, not less. We have to be examples.”

Vesper groaned.

“Lee, did you put the fun essence on the restricted list?”

“There’s no such thing as a fun essence.”

“Clearly. Maybe I should kill him after all. If anyone finds out, it would buy us another couple of years with a second period of formal mourning. I just need to make sure it looks like an accident. Or a monster. There is a monster surge happening. One more death won't be suspicious.”

"Like your apparent desire to kill this man off, what Zara did is a violation of decency," Liara said. "You can't just pretend you secretly agreed to marry someone who is now conveniently dead to dodge a political marriage. Also, killing him would be a bad idea."

“I know. He’s running around with Roland Remore’s grandson. It’s why I’ll have to be careful.”

“Please stop talking about murdering people.”

“I’m not going to murder anyone,” Vesper said. “I’ll have him murdered. We have people for that, right? What about the Order of the Reaper? They’re back, now.”

"You stay away from them."

“You know something I don’t?”

“I know a lot of things you don’t, Vesper. Including morals, apparently. You shouldn’t try killing Asano anyway. He probably won’t stay dead.”

“You know how he came back?"

“No, but I saw his certification from the church of Death and it said he's died four times. So far. It actually said so far on the certification. I've never seen that before."

“Four? You should ask the church of Death what's going on there.”

“They never reveal details of resurrection, believe me. Especially since they announced that it would be harder a few years ago.”

“Wasn’t that right about the time Asano died?”

“He didn’t have anything to do with that. He might have his secrets but he’s hardly worth the gods changing the rules of magic over.”

“Did you ask Asano how he came back?”

“All he would say is that coming back from the dead is kind of his thing. Once I saw his certification, that turned out to be not quite as facetious as I first thought.”

“Zara’s formal mourning period is almost up,” Vesper said. “The timing of his arrival is suspicious.”

“As I said: the boy has secrets,” Liara conceded.

“Which are?”

“I don’t know, Vesper. That’s what makes them secret.”

“Lee, this matters. This is not the time to provoke House Irios or to give them any more leverage than they already have. Zara’s little lie could turn into big politics. We need to know Asano’s intentions before we decide what to do with him.”

“Then I recommend you talk to Aunt Zila. She is here for the surge, yes?”

“I’ve heard yes, although I haven’t seen her.”

“Then I suggest you change that and hope she’s willing to listen.”

***

Jason looked happily at the row of barbecues set up in front of his cloud house.

“I think you might need some more,” Argy said, standing next to him.

“Argy, how many people did you invite?”

“About this many grills again should do it.”

Jason looked at Argy, then back to the barbecues.

“I’m going to need more food.”

An hour later, Jason was unloading more tables, more barbecues and a couple of spit roasters from his storage space, with Argy helping him set up. Farrah and Rufus came out of the cloud house to look everything over.

“Is this a barbecue or a festival?” Rufus asked.

“Good thing there’s a lot of nice, open grass,” Jason said. “Views are nice, too. This is going to be great.”

“Yep,” Farrah agreed. “Everybody is going to Wang Chung tonight.”

Rufus turned from Farrah to Jason.

“What does your world do to people?”

“Rufus, you need to get over it,” Jason said. “Farrah has joined the church of Airwolf and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

“Just to be clear,” Farrah said, “I have absolutely not joined the church of Airwolf.”

"It was the fourth season, wasn't it? The reused footage wasn't that bad."

“It was not the reused footage.”

“You’re more of a Greatest American Hero girl. I can get behind that.”

“I am, actually, yeah.”

“I hope the others find us soon,” Rufus said. “I can’t take being outnumbered like this.”

"Oh, did you get in touch with your parents?" Jason asked Farrah.

“No,” Farrah said. “The water link chambers are booked solid. The Adventure Society said they’d be notified along with our teams.”

“That’s good,” Jason said. “We need to get you to them as soon as we’re done in Rimaros.”

“You should try the church of Death again,” Rufus said. “I was so caught up in seeing you that day that I didn’t think while you were there. They won’t be as busy as the Adventure Society. They may be willing to pass along word of your resurrection without it getting lost in the monster surge shuffle.”

“That’s a great idea,” Jason said.

“Tomorrow,” Farrah said. “Tonight we’re having a barbie.”

“I am not liking how alike you two are starting to sound,” Rufus said.

“We know, Rufus,” Jason said. “You’ve mentioned.”

“It’s time to add a new rule to the drinking game,” Farrah said. “I can’t wait to tell Gary.”

She called out to Argy, still moving picnic tables.

"Hey, Argy. Did you know Rufus' family runs a school?"

“Yeah,” Argy called back. “He mentioned it to me yesterday.”

Jason and Farrah erupted with laughter.

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Comments

CptJimmy

Got the first book for my dad a week ago, he is now impatiently waiting on the third one. He just got my mom to start it. Thanks for an amazing story Shirtaloon!

lockx

Oh no, Zara didn't! Arrrrgh nooooo not arranged marriage drama! This is going to go so wonderfully wonderfully wrong 🤣

patreon_username

OH SHIT JASON! IS THAT WEDDING BELLS I HEAR!?

Anonymous

Thanks for the chapter :)

Anonymous

After last weeks triple cliff hanger, I needed that…

Miles

" I saw his certification from the church of Death and it said he's died four times. So far." I like it :)

James Faulkner

Jason is gonna be so mad 😂

Jon

bring on the BBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyle J Smith

Love the church of death having a sense of humor and consternation for his certificate.

Amelgar

Nice to see that Liara has integrity

Jamarr

I love that there are "Previous" and "Next" buttons now, I think more stories should have them. However I think the "Previous" buttons should appear on the top of a post. The most common use case would be if you accidentally started reading a chapter beyond what you'd caught up to and thus needed to go back one or more chapters to find your place. Either that or include both buttons both at the beginning or the end.

Qrystof

Fuuuuck our boy is a lightning rod for politics. Even when he's dead!

Anonymous

I was wrong in my thinking. Happy to admit it. Makes Jason's options more open to change in the story.

Wyatt

If I recall correctly Sophie was particularly pissed about the 'other Celestine'. Seems like Zara told her family a bit of a porky pie. Unless shirt decides to gift us with a 5 years ago, Zara said to Jason, hey would you agree to marry me in secret?

Landsraad

I laughed hard at the "so far" part, lol. Like they were annoyed and keeping tallies for how many times he keeps making their job harder

CptJimmy

We need some solid rules to this drinking game!

TerrestrialOverlord

wait did she actually...or was that just a ploy to not marry someone she didn't like...i know they we're super flirty,,but don't recall much detail

Ari Noordermeer

I need to get this new drinking rule implemented with my boys I think. Also lots of trouble headed jasons way cause of that family I guess.

Scott

They did ask him to stop dying because it created more paperwork for them. I see this as them acknowledging that they're getting more paperwork.

David Fletcher

They already know it was a lie though. They’re just keeping it internal knowledge

Kedar

I can't wait to have a rude royal cousin pop up in a "no rank asano BBQ" and try to be authoritative thru aura contral and just be totally out classed by Jason.

Adam Miller

It is almost 100% just a ploy to not marry some fool. At the very least that appears to be what the characters who were talking believe

Anonymous

I'm thinking that Aunt Zila is a 'four-fold' Rimaros affliction specialist, or Zara's mother, or the Family Diamond ranker. I think it's either asking if they have time to kill Jason or like asking the Mafia Don permission for the kill. As I was happy to be wrong about the pregnancy. I will be happy to find out it's Zara's mother and is asked what to do instead of just killing Asano. I'm just tired of everybody trying to kill Jason. Perhaps Pelli will have some BBQ and realize he's not a bad guy.

David Fletcher

Right? Almost anyone of influence is always trying to kill, kidnap, steal from, or use Jason for resources until they’re ready to go back to plan A.

Anonymous

that chapter hit the spot .... next one i'm waiting for some royal to figure out who Jason is and start a ruckus

Fervent Fiend

I think Vesper will end up going to the barbie, then give Jason some poisoned beverage cocktail. It won't do anything to him, he'll love the taste, and ask if she's drinking the same thing, or if they want to switch. Then people find them in drunken revelry having both consumed ridiculous amounts of poison in the VIP lounge

Alexander Dupree

I'm fucking dying this is hilarious and great

Jonathan Walker

HOLY FUCKING SHIT Zara lied and said they got married so she didn't have to marry some loser lol

Anonymous

"Oh! You've got to try this. Some bloke put it in my tea, but it's got a nice after taste. You've got to try it in this rum. It should work well together."

Adam Miller

Mild correction, but the lie was that they had agreed to get married, not that they had done so.

Allastin

That ending was priceless!

Anonymous

Called it.

The 49th Khan

Wait, the princess did what now?

Victor Mijares

I'm really hoping last arc and this one is not too alike. Everyone want to kill, use, or take from Jason. I'm hoping she's just one of those royals who think she can't be touched so she does what she wants. And those that want to use him are more along of the lines of an adventurer.

Anonymous

If I'm reading it right she said that she and Jason were in a relationship maybe engaged to get out of a political marriage. When he died she was given a mourning period free from new proposal

Anonymous

Oh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet hahaha she made a promise to marry a dead man, i was not expectiing that. Kudos to author for slyly putting that in a conversation.

Jake Thomas

Would be interesting if the Storm King turned out to be part of the Builder cult.

Truman Pennell

I missed ganging up on Rufus time.

Anonymous

It's called a braai, not barbie 😉

Anonymous

the infight between the different royal factions will be fun: Some will want to use Jason against Zaras faction, some against Zaras Enemies, some will want to kill him, some as a builder panacea, and during that he'll be jumping through shadows, save and rescue members of all fractions (when they not try to kill him) and at the end not marry anyone, but throw a new barbecue instead. And somewhen in the middle of this he'll meet his first diamond ranker and, while being totally nonplussed, offer her a sandwich and a smoothie.

Seppo Marx

Will Gabrielle (or Knowledge) show up at the BBQ in a ‘Here for the Drama” t-shirt?

Adam Miller

Why are people saying she got pregnant??? Like it makes 0 sense. Jason has been gone for years at this point right? So unless Zara popped out the kid already, something that would have already come up in conversation, there is no chance. This feels like a super brain dead theory to me.

Evander

I'm betting Jason befriends Liara by saving her husband during the invasion.

Anonymous

This chapter has convinced me Zara is absolute garbage as a character. Any respect I had for her dropped the instant I saw that she was using a dead (barely) acquaintance as a prop for her own convenience. She proved she never respected him at all, and only saw him as a curiosity that she could use as a tool. If he doesn't go "full Jason" and demand SHE apologize for any trouble she causes I'll be sorely disappointed.

Truman Pennell

If I’ve seen anything from the characters in this story it’s that they’re way more complicated than that. Zara might have made a mistake and be alright, she might be garbage or she might be something in between. I’m certainly looking forward to finding out.

Midjji

Zara was in a terrible situation regardless of if the intended was a thadwick. She did one of the few things she could, and when picking a dead fiancée, she picked the perhaps the only guy she ever really liked. Perhaps the only example she knew of the kind of guy who she thought she might grow to love for real. Letting Jason save her in death, the way she wishes someone would in life. And even if resurrections exist in pallimustus, they are vanishingly rare. She may well have believed doing so didn't hurt anyone. Jason had no family or clan to worry about, no one it could have hurt and nothing to inherit. Political marriages are an interesting topic and almost never done justice. Perhaps, this is a tropy families forcing girl to marry ashole and smackdown plot. Perhaps it is an entitled princess acting like she owns everything plot. Both are things Asano could play well of of. But I doubt it. Imagine if her intended is a Humphrey type. Understanding yet angry at Zara for acting entitled. She like him has accepted the resources and honour their families provided. He has accepted the responsibility which came with it. They both did so willingly, and knowingly. Frustrated by the politics of your respective families. Knowing they will use this as an excuse for war. Happy that you got the option to prevent greater tragedy through political marriage. Despairing from what it required you to sacrifice. Imagine being him, having given up the woman you love, and the life you dreamed of having together. Willing to do your duty to the family and country. But the damned entitled princess is refusing to play her part. Imagine being her, just eighteen, never having been on your own before, out on adventure, growing like never before. Suddenly not just knowing, but feeling, that the gifts you have taken for granted your entire life were a trap. Desperately searching for a solution and finding it in the behaviour of an endearing oddball. Or perhaps this half brained plan, which relies on breaking social conventions, and sort of worked, but unintentionally hurt someone else is just her kind of thing.

Midjji

Perhaps this kind of a half brained plan which relies on breaking social conventions and sort of worked yet unintentionally hurt someone else is just her kind of thing?

Rande Knight

Great, now I've got the Greatest American Hero theme stuck in my head.

Bert Babb

Very interesting about arranged marriages. Recently saw 3 movies with this theme. Last night saw Aussie movie “promised” (Italians), a few weeks ago, “Loving Leah” (orthodox jews) and “the other end of the line” (Asian Indian & American). The last movie is a cross cultural comedy, but all have an arranged marriage theme. My take away is that arranged marriages were the norm in many cultures up until very recently historically. The idea of young people making their own decisions on a life partner is historically very new across many cultures as well as social standings. These 3 movies were all very interesting and very different so feedback would be appreciated in the context of Jason & Zara’s situation.

Bert Babb

I’m not getting that Zara is a “user” type personality. However she only met Jason twice (she missed him when she came for a visit after the gods damaged his aura with their presence). Their limited interaction doesn't give us much to go on, but 1st impressions do have value. Zara, like Danielle Geller gives me the impression of being someone of worth. If she’s caught between a rock and a hard place, using a dead guy to help get away seems like a reasonably strategy since dead men tell no tales..... until they come back from the dead..... 4 times! Zara must be thinking: Oh crap, what now? I just knew that Jason was special!

Malte Keden

i really want to see jason and zara work things out

Bee

Hah! the best laid plans of Mice, Men and Princesses laid asunder! I can't wait to see what happens when Zara actually knows Jason.