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A bird fluttered out of Humphrey’s jacket, then transformed into a puppy as it landed on the table and started pawing at the projector. Humphrey scooped him up and petted him gently.

“It’s alright, little buddy,” he cooed soothingly.

“That’s it?” Neil complained as the recording ended. “That didn’t tell us anything. I’m so glad he’s alive and I can go back to hating him.”

“Neil,” Humphrey scolded.

“What?” Neil asked.

Clive shook his head while Belinda snorted a laugh. Jory was contemplating the return of the crystal wash vampire while Sophie was looking shell-shocked. Humphrey reached out to her but she flinched away. He looked hurt and she winced apologetically.

“I…”

Sophie couldn’t get out any more words and left in a half-run. Humphrey moved to follow but Belinda placed a restraining hand on his arm.

“You’d do more harm than good at this point,” she told him. “She needs a friend, not… whatever you are.”

“I have to do something.”

“You had plenty of time to do something,” Belinda said, the barbs in her voice dripping venom. “If you'd mustered up some courage any time in the last two years then she wouldn't have been stuck between a ghost and a coward. Now the ghost is coming back, so it's time to give it up or rummage around those fancy pants and see if you can't dig out some balls.”

She snatched puppy Stash from Humphrey’s arms and marched off in Sophie’s direction, leaving a crestfallen Humphrey behind her.

Rufus and Gary were looking at one another as if asking for permission to hope. Seeing Jason alive was one thing, but hearing about Farrah without seeing her had a fearful unreality to it. They shared the fear of their hope being cruelly snatched away.

“Mr Standish,” Dawn said. “Perhaps you can join me for a lengthy discussion.”

***

Farrah groaned as she watched Jason go through a meditative sword dance. Again. They were on a terrace in Jason’s spirit realm, the rainbow lights of the world link washing over them.

“How long until we get back?” she complained.

“I told you that I don’t know,” Jason said, his smooth, graceful movements continuing uninterrupted. “If that changes, I’ll let you know.”

“Are you going to meditate all day, every day? I know training is important but you’re getting worse than Rufus.”

“I’ve been on Earth too long,” Jason said. “Standards are going to be higher than I’m used to and I have no intention of falling behind. It wouldn’t hurt you to do a little practise yourself.”

“Fine,” Farrah conceded. “At least change it up a bit, though. How about a spar?”

“As in a practise fight or a fizzy bath?” Jason asked.

“There’s a spa bath here?” Farrah asked, perking up.

“There can be,” Jason said. “How about we do both?”

Farrah was disoriented as she suddenly found herself standing in front of Jason in a wide-open duelling area. She looked down to find her Earth clothes had been replaced with a training gi.

“Did you use your tin-pot god powers to change my clothes?” she asked.

“Nope,” Jason said. “You were wearing that the whole time.”

Farrah conjured her sword.

“I’m going to enjoy this.”

***

Belinda walked through the dark outside the town, her way lit by a floating silver lantern shedding a clean, white-blue light that gave a refreshing feeling as its aura replenished her mana. This was Shimmer, her astral lantern familiar.

She found Sophie sitting on a rock on a small rise, staring up at the night sky. She sat next to her friend, leaning into her by way of greeting.

“I’m not looking to talk,” Sophie said.

Belinda passed Stash into Sophie’s lap and plucked a bottle of amber liquid from her storage space. She took a swig and handed over the bottle.

“Who said anything about talk?” she asked.

They sat in silence, passing the bottle back and forth as Sophie scratched the napping Stash behind the ears.

“I don’t… gods damn it,” Sophie said.

“I haven’t seen you in how long and that idiot still hasn’t done anything,” Belinda complained. “Humphrey’s an idiot.”

“He’s not an idiot.”

“You’re both idiots,” Belinda said. “Since when do you dance about instead of taking what you want?”

“You know since when,” Sophie said. “It’s like Jason has been sitting between us this whole time and now…”

Sophie took a big gulp, letting the silver-rank liquor burn her throat.

“And now he’s coming back,” Belinda finished as Sophie handed her the bottle.

“What do I do, Lindy?” Sophie asked, her voice uncharacteristically small.

“The thing about death,” Belinda said, “is that we don’t look back at things the way they were. We tell ourselves the stories we want to remember and act like they're real memories. After a while, we forget that they aren't.”

“What are you saying?”

“That he’s coming back and it’s not about the stories anymore. I knew Jason better than you, Soph, because I wasn't tied up in nine kinds of mess the way you were. You hated him, and then you… I saw what he was, Soph, while he was always one story or another to you, even before he died. You thought too little or too much of him and never what he really was.”

“Which was what?”

“Some guy. He was kind of amazing and kind of a turd, but he was just some guy. But now he's some myth in your head and you can't expect him to live up to that.”

“I don’t seem to be coming off well in this description,” Sophie said, taking the bottle back.

“You weren’t in a well place, Sophie. And Jason never really knew you, either. You spent your whole life building a fortress and he was long gone before you took it down. He was going through his own stuff, too. If you think either of you are the same people you were then you're deluding yourself.”

Belinda pushed herself off the rock, wobbly with drink.

“In the end, Humphrey and Jason don’t matter,” she said. “It’s about you. Be who you are. Make sure you’re chasing what you want and not what you think you should want. That will only hurt everyone, yourself most of all.”

Belinda staggered off into the darkness in the vague direction of the town, her familiar bobbing after her.

“What if I’m already hurt?” Sophie whispered.

***

“…which is why Jason’s return to our world will trigger the monster surge,” Clive concluded. Some of the villagers had stopped to listen in with initial fascination, only to drift away as Clive started explaining astral magic to the group.

“Did the explanation have to be that long?” Neil asked. “The monster surge isn’t happening because of a bad magic thing that some stupidly powerful whatever made. Jason, being Jason, heard ‘stupidly powerful,’ immediately decided to annoy it and blew up its magic thing. Now the monster surge is back on, with a bonus invasion, and Jason’s coming here to probably get us all killed.”

“I wouldn’t characterise that as entirely accurate,” Clive said.

“Why is Jason building this bridge to this place anyway?” Neil asked. “Where even are we?”

“He’s not coming to this place,” Dawn said. “What he’s doing is outside of even my experience. He may arrive at the same place he arrived the first time, somewhere completely random or at a location equivalent to one of his…”

“What is it?” Clive asked after Dawn trailed off.

“Some things are better not said aloud,” she said. “Suffice to say, any potential location for Jason’s arrival would be a guess on our part.”

“Then what are we doing all the way out here?” Neil asked. “Does this town even have a name?”

“Of course it has a name,” Jory said.

“What is it?”

“I don't exactly remember,” Jory admitted.

“Mr Xandier was here,” Dawn said. “I needed his help and this place has fewer eyes and ears. I had enough influence with the Adventure Society to send you all here, so I did.”

“You’ve been warning the Adventure Society,” Humphrey said.

“Yes,” Dawn acknowledged. “This will not merely be cultists snatching away astral spaces. This will be war.”

***

Dawn departed from the group to resume her work preparing the Adventure Society as best she could. Rufus returned to Greenstone, both to settle his affairs before Jason’s arrival and in case it was the place he arrived. With no better plan than to wait, the others left for the city of Zartos. Home to Gary’s mentor, Virid and the diamond-ranker’s personal smithy.

“It’s the best place to forge a great work,” Virid said.

Gary and Virid spent days examining the sword, seeking to understand it. They carefully selected the supplemental materials they would use and familiarised themselves with the soul echo bonded to the weapon.

The forging was a collaboration, not just between Gary and Virid but also Jason. In many ways, it was the soul-bond that guided the most critical aspects of the work and shaped the final result.

Zartos was a subterranean city built around an underground river, largely populated by celestines. While Gary and Virid worked, the others enjoyed their reunion. None of them had felt entirely whole as a team since Jason’s death. As with Rufus and Gary, the loss of a friend and companion had led to them taking separate paths where previously they would have resisted.

Gary and Virid were sealed away in Virid’s smithy for nineteen days before they finally emerged. The sword Gary showed the team was wholly unlike what it had been before. Before even its appearance, the blade had a domineering aura that gave a sense that even looking at it was somehow a transgression. There was a benevolence as well, but one looking down from above.

“That’s quite a weapon, Gary,” Humphrey said. “A real aura from a weapon is quite a feat, especially an aura that strong.”

“The aura comes from the soul bond, and Virid covered many of my flaws,” Gary confessed. “He pushed me to heights I could not reach alone. The soul bond also guided me. It’s like the sword knew what it wanted to be.”

The hilt was a simple design of milk-white metal with onyx embellishments and bone grip. The blade was a black so dark as to be unnerving, as if looking upon it was forbidden. Symbols were carved into the blade, starkly contrasted in white.

“That’s the same language used in the brand Jason inflicts with his spell,” Clive said. “The one that applies the mark of sin affliction.”

“That brand was on me once,” Sophie said. “It actually means something?”

“It’s an ideographic language,” Clive said.

“A what?” Sophie asked.

Like Jason, Clive had the power to speak and read all languages. Unlike Jason, he had used it as a springboard for study.

“It’s a language where a single symbol can embody a complex concept,” Clive explained. “Whether a symbol is alone or contextualised by others can hugely impact the meaning. The symbol from Jason’s brand translates to sinner, which makes sense. It’s accompanied by an affliction called the mark of sin.”

“Are these symbols Jason’s native language?” Belinda asked.

“No,” Clive said. “This is something much older.”

“I don’t even know what it says,” Gary admitted. “It just kind of felt right to mark them on the blade as I was working it. It’s the soul bond. I named the original sword Dread Salvation, but I think it might have renamed itself and that’s what we’re looking at. What does it say, Clive?”

“Hegemon’s Will.”

“You said one symbol conveys a complex concept, right?” Sophie asked.

“It can,” Clive said. “This language has the primary, conceptual symbols, and the secondary, contextual symbols.”

“The sword has six symbols,” Sophie said. “That seems like a lot of context for a short name.”

“There are connotations,” Clive said.

“What kind of connotations?” Sophie asked.

“You felt the aura,” Clive said. “That kind of connotations.”

“Oh, great,” Neil said. “Sounds like Jason’s time away gave him the humility he so badly needed.”

***

The journey was proving immensely valuable to Jason. The tiny bubble of his spirit realm was a projection of his soul being cast through the infinity that was the deep astral, only the world link it clung to saving him from drifting helplessly forever. His soul was immersed in magic at its most pure and powerful, with even simple meditation accelerating his insights into the most fundamental aspects of cosmic power.

His most common meditative technique was the dance of the sword fairy that Rufus had taught him. Jason was trying to use it to get a better grasp of entering the combat trance state, which he was still struggling to fully master. More than just a simple battle trance, he sought oneness with the cosmos that he was closer to now than he was likely to ever be again.

“You're not Luke Skywalker,” Farrah called out from her lounger.

“Shut up,” he said, continuing his sword dance uninterrupted.

“Anakin, maybe. Prequels, not Clone Wars.”

Jason stumbled.

“That’s just low,” he muttered as she laughed.

Farrah was less enamoured than Jason of the journey. For her it was more waiting, which she'd done plenty of while Jason was in the two transformation zones. She became increasingly agitated as her home, family and friends grew closer, yet felt so far away. Days turned into weeks as they continued their passage through the astral.

Jason went back to his meditative dance as she was listening to music on a recording crystal, lounging in a deck chair made of clouds.

“This is not traditional meditative music,” Jason commented.

“If you don’t like Laura Branigan, that’s not my problem.”

Jason stopped his sword dance again.

“I’m the one who… you didn’t give her essences as well, did you?”

“I wouldn’t do that without telling you.”

“No? Do we need to discuss Pat Benatar?”

“Who told…? I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“I should have worked harder to get you back home,” Jason said, shaking his head as he tilted it back to look helplessly at the rainbow sky. “I think you’ve gone native.”

His eyes narrowed, still looking up.

“Was that a tree?”

Comments

Henri Black

Thanks for the chapter

Leander

Thanks for the chapter

Bobtur

Thanks for the chapter !

dragonslaver

Damn Belinda is a savage

Aaron Kibby

Wonderful chapter!

Aaron Kibby

“Anakin maybe. Prequels, not Clone Wars.” 😂😂 I’m dead. That’s so great and such a burn too.

Anonymous

He should have changed her clothes to a prissy dress after the Anakin comment.

Anonymous

I just read this chapter and I’m already ready for the next

Anonymous

Thanks for the chapter!!!

Gnothi Seauton

Part of me thinks a bait and switch is next, and this starts the astral pirate arc.

Anonymous

Wow, I really don’t like the idea of Sophie and Humphrey being in a relationship. It’s not even about her being with Jason, I just would rather not someone else on the team. Edit: I can guess that people are going to question this, and I saw a comment below from someone wondering why they dislike the situation, so I’ll say the reason I think. While Jason didn’t see Sophie that way, and would probably approve of her and Hump, for the readers Sophie and Jason were the most likely coupling, with people expecting them to get together when Jason returns. Although Jason might not feel it, the readers may feel as if he’s been betrayed in a way, with her getting with one of his best friends. It doesn’t help that he’s been betrayed by his brother and ex before, so having something that feels somewhat similar happen again feels wrong. Granted, Hump and Soph could be a red herring, nothing is final yet.

Mike G.

I guess that's a point of divergence between Jason's Earth and ours - Laura Branigan passed away almost 20 years ago here... (at the relatively young age of 52). Good chapter!

Anonymous

nothing ever happened between jason and sophie and nothing has happened with humphrey and sophie yet....

James Faulkner

Hegemon’s Will sounds sick as fuck and I can’t wait to see it’s powers when Jason inspects it! As for the Humphrey/Sophie ship, I deeply dislike it and I’m not really quite sure why.

Anonymous

Ahh, Neil... Loved that last quip.

Leander

Much like how Jason Earth‘s Game of Thrones didn‘t have such a disappointing final season of GoT

JewBot9000

Tree? I is confused

Anonymous

Thank you for the fun chapter Shirtaloon! Very excited for Volume 3!

Anonymous

Can’t wait for them all to meet back up again

Leander

Jason is going ‚old testament god’ isn‘t he?

Anonymous

So.. in the whole ‘saving the earth’ story line, did Jason end up the strongest of the entire group? He was solo closing proto spaces for like months 18-24 of being away and Rufus had been in greenstone, Gary switched to cores. The Biscuit gang hit silver and were immediately summoned to now, and the other crew just hit silver and were looking for gear.. plus reborn Farrah was overcome by Jason’s skill while on earth..

Anonymous

Is that a yggdrasil reference or some throw back that's gone straight over my head?

Xtriver

I really want to see the cloud palace as a flying pirate ship.

Anonymous

This is amazing! I hope Sophie tries to date Jason and gets rejected because he really needs her as a friend after losing his gf. The sword sounds amazing and I hope that Jason comes back humble and just lets his team yell at him, just for Farrah to walk over and smack them with Jason’s recent past. He basically fought his way through hell to save not just his world but theirs as well. And he had to do it with the world against him. Followed by Jason breaking the tension with sandwiches

Evander

Is Shirt an Orson Scott Card fan? I haven't seen anyone use "hegemon" since him. Quite possible that this is totally unrelated and I'm reaching.

Chioke Nelson

Which one is Neil again?

Anonymous

Likely reaching. Even Robert Heinlein used the term hegemonic in Citizen of the Galaxy for the human military space navy "The Hegemonic Guard".

Joel Sasmad

Jason's sword had an awesome ability for him when it could just channel his aura for more damage. His aura abilities are his most powerful aspect and has a built in anti builder effect. Now it's evolved to have it's own aura on top of whatever else it can do!

Anonymous

I’m indifferent on the Sophie thing. I just hope this is not a big issue in the story. I don’t think a foundation has been laid for either. I hope Sophie uses “words” and expresses herself. I don’t say choose because that assumes Jason wants a relationship. Weather Sophie or someone else he cares about that way. The earth arc demonstrated that having folks he cares about personalized a existential situation and added to the story.

Russell Widger

So, what larger significance do you think spirit domains have and why is dawn so adamant about it being kept a secret?

Anonymous

Can't wait to see Jason face slapping the powerful nobility of this world by his aura of the ten commandments.

Ratoo

Oh I hope the will they/won't they will come to end.

Anonymous

I'm guessing that it's a secret pre-requisite for Diamond Rank. He's got a big head start but there's a code of silence around it because telling someone about the requirement makes it flawed in some fashion.

Henri Black

"Jory was contemplating the return of the crystal wash vampire" pure gold.

Seppo Marx

I was hoping that Colin could lip sync Tina Turner’s Proud Mary-looking uncannily like her but in a fetching leech frill dress.

Adrian Gorgey

This next part will be delicate in terms of place Jason's strength. On the one hand, we know the other world has higher standards for strength, so we're expecting for Jason to be brought down from his overwhelming strength from Earth back to something more within the range of a highly talented silver-rank essence user. There'll be no more fighting gold-rank essence users of any kind, even for a short time, though solo-ing gold rank monsters is a def possibility. I think the hard part will be striking a balance wherein readers don't feel like the transition between worlds cheapens the sacrifices and struggles he faced in the last arc (and power he acquired doing so), but still giving him room for growth. I also feel like we're shaping up for some intense verbal smackdowns at some point where people show Jason that he's no longer the special snowflake world savior that he was, and that he's back to being just a dude. And there's probably some truth to that, even if Jason knows that intellectually, it's different from actually experiencing it. But even still, I'm worried that in trying to tear his ego down to size, he won't get credit for the work he's been tirelessly doing, trying to save the world while that world tries to stop him at every turn. He really is a good bloke, is what I'm saying, and he deserves credit for that, not just a dressing down.

Sean

I think everyone knew the Jason-Sophie ship was over back in the Builder dimensional ship place. It's not surprising that she maybe started to put half a step forward but what Jason and Belinda said are right. Sophie doesn't like Jason, she likes the idea of Jason. If anything we'll see Jason feel weird about adjusting to a world where he isn't crazy good, and maybe that includes thinking that Sophie should pine after him, but I think that's a long shot. So far, Shirt's written every relationship Jason's been in as honest and low maintenance, that doesn't sound like Sophie even slightly and I think Jason is going to reinforce that he only views her as a friend more than he's going to feed her idea of them being together.

Kyle Aretae

“Oh, great,” Neil said. “Sounds like Jason’s time away gave him the humility he so badly needed.”

Chopper

I wouldn't worry about it since it has never been the focus of this story. Personally I like it. It keeps the focus on the action without making the Protagonist an oblivious moron. (Perhaps I read too many light novels or LitRPG authors who are influenced by them because 90% of the time that's how it goes.)

Anonymous

Inb4 Ygdrasil

Anonymous

I'm just pumped for the LITrpg aspects. Let's see 'The Biscuit Gangs' silver ranked abilities!!!!

Mark Thorne

Jason will shut Sophie down. He knows she's wrong for him, and he's good enough at people to read her,, especially with his aura as it is.. While rekindling Cassandra is a possibility, I'm kinda wondering if he might be growing on Dawn without her realizing...she was invested enough to ask the reaper for a favor, and the Phoenix sent her out to rekindle attachments, knowing she'd be getting replaced soon...

Malchome

Since Jason has gone back to earth and Farrah now has some refernce and foundation for references, I kinda hope sometime when dealing with the Cult or Order there is a Blue Oyster Cult reference, and maybe the SNL version reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsQLlk-T0s

Anonymous

Especially after his last girlfriend was brutally murdered. Doesn't feel like he is gonna come back and go "Oh Sophie! Let's get in a complicated relationship ASAP!" Seems more like he'll not be interested in a meaningful relationship for a hot minute.

Doodlyboy15

I reserve the right to say that I hate the idea later but. I think it would be nice to have sophie and jason clear the air and have either hump try to sacrifice himself (after having spent his renewal ability) to save sophie or the other way around for a subvert but have jason swoop in at the last moment and chastise them about trying to steal his 'thing'. Somehow have this be a catalyst for Sophrey to solidify their relationship.

mhaj58

I demand Shirtaloon writes a scene in which Jason uses his aura to influence people like obi wan did in star wars and he makes Farrah call him master asano

Jason Hardman

Was a little sad when Belinda snatched Stash from Humphrey. Felt really aggressive, but I'm sure she was gentle.

Eric Martin

Please do a good job on the reunion this has me so wrapped up can’t wait. I remember when I read book one I was really hoping he get back home then when he got there I found myself wishing him to go back he wasn’t happy on earth anymore great chapter

Jonathan Walker

I really hate the fact that Sophie and Humphrey are even looking at each other like that. I know I know it's wrong to think they can't move on but come on we all wanted Jason and Sophie to become a thing that lasted forever. 😔

Eric Martin

What’s funny is Jason has gone through a lot and he is going to try to be humble but with a cloud palace and saving greenstone and coming back from the dead sorry to say the silver ranker is not going to be just some guy

Henri Black

I honestly thought Hump and Sophie would end up together in the time skip but hoped not because the pairing just seems wrong...

ManyAdventuresMini

I think I would love to one day see a web comic adaptation of this series. I think that would be epic.

Hugh Mungus

anything thats more than a book and a audiobook would be great. Videogame, webcomic, comic, animated series, prequel. As much as I can get and Shirt can do without killing and ruining himself.

reeen

good to see him going back now

Louis Glick

I hope Jason thought to bring back a ton of scientific reading material and machine schematics. Just saying that intellectual property and patent abuse would be a wonderful money maker

Tristan A

Knowledge will not let him do that. She would not let him discuss some of the most basic principles of science when he originally showed up.

Russell Widger

Not to mention he will probably cut through builder forces like a hot knife through Styrofoam

Seppo Marx

Speaking of shipping. If Natalie had a crystal wash confluence, I think we all know what would happen.

Anonymous

I could see Jason doing that playfully with Farrah, but not using his aura.

Bert Babb

Tina Turner.... Is that who Farrah identified as the most important person in the world? Hmmm Google says that she lives in Switzerland.

Bert Babb

Wow, Belinda sure ripped Humphrey a new one for not making a move on Sophie for 2 years. Was just talking to my wife about how we, as humans, make bad decisions and then try to fix it with worst (irrational lizard brain) decisions. Belinda sure seems pretty smart.... as she goes on to opine on perceptions vs reality in relationships.

Bert Babb

This is a really good chapter. Love the description of Dread Salvation becoming Hegemon’s Will with Jason’s aura bonded to it. Sounds like it’s closer to diamond rank.

Anonymous

Honestly, I was kind of glad that Jason and Sophie didn't turn out as a couple before. As it was stated, they both had issues, and being in a relationship doesn't fix those, they just become more evident. I also don't understand why people who have circumstances like a constant battle to save the world, identity crisis, depression, etc keep searching for relationships. I mean without the plot armor of a battleship they are only going to get hurt time and time again. So I was glad they didn't end up together only for them to either fight or break up, or die, like it happened. I can't really see any relationship realistically thriving until everything is over.